I want three hours of my life back, so I can watch paint dry.

Rating: 1/10 (1 July 2007)

What a pretentious pile of absolute guff. I hate this film. HATE IT! One of the most boring things I have ever seen, and I have seen a lot of boring films (my wife's fault), but this one takes the prize.
It's so boring, I actually thought to myself, "Why not read a book?"
If there is one saving grace, it's that Daniel Day-Lewis ain't bad.
That's all, though. If I'd puked blood, and began playing with the congealed chunks, it would have provided more sufficient entertainment for three hours, despite the obvious health risks.
I cannot believe so many idiots bang on about this film. It's like people who claim Woody Allen is a genius - fools. Gangs of New York is a great film - fools. Some people don't know a sh!t film when it's staring them right in the face. Unbelievable.
If you have seen this film, and you agree, congratulations - you're normal. If you have seen this film, and you disagree with me, shut up, and go back to watching Woody Allen movies. If you have never seen Gangs of New York, then believe me, there are so many better things you can do with your life for three hours, like masturbation, or eating your toenails, or writing a letter to someone you hate and don't want to hear from.
THE WORST FILM OF ALL TIME!!!