I'd rather be gutted by 'The butcher'...

Rating: 1/10 (15 July 2003)

...than sit through that again.
*SPOILER WARNING FOLLOWS*
The most ancient and simplest of plots, avenging a slain father, ruined by a self-indulgent, tedious and wandering script.
Amsterdam's actions are inexplicable, ignoring the myriad of opportunities he has to exact revenge before his badly telegraphed and failed attempt.
Corny, crude and cumbersome.
1/10. I want those 168 minutes of my life back.