I lost IQ points watching this

Rating: 1/10 (14 June 2017)

The movie title is fitting because I was furious after this movie ended.
What the f*** even happened? There was ONE tank battle that was extremely underwhelming full of stupid moans and groans by the "TANK CREW" who are painfully stereotypical. There's the hick, the Mexican (???), the beta-male new guy Percy Jackson, Shia LaBarf trying to be southern, and a total rip off of Lt. Aldo Raine from Inglorious Basterds played by the one and only Brad Pitt whose haircut on the movie poster drew in so many viewers. I'm sure there was a small surge of patrons at barbers and salons who wanted "the fury" haircut.
All I wanted after that movie was that hour and a half of my life back.
From the beginning, the audience is presented with Brad's character who we know has had a troubled past and has suffered devastating losses in the war based on his facial expressions and grease covered hands and nose... spoiler... nobody really gives a f***. All of the asides and diatribes of the characters are so so so bad that they actually made me wish the Germans had won the war. The writing, acting and editing are sub par to say the least.
Honestly, you should just watch it for a serious laugh because it is truly hilarious to think that the people who made this movie quite possibly thought that they made a film that would undoubtedly touch the hearts of its viewers and show the grimness and despair of a WWII tank crew... I laughed just typing that.
No joke, one of the death scenes of one of the characters is priceless - it made me spit my drink out of laughter and joy.