A disgrace to film-making - absolutely unwatchable

Rating: 1/10 (11 April 2015)

I am typing this out as I am watching this "film" and it is so completely seizure inducing and devoid of any plot or logic it's an embarrassment to legitimate films everywhere. An ADD movie for ADD audiences, I quite literally could not follow a single thing going on during this fiasco. The only .5+ is Kurt Russell my favorite actor giving a good performance to no avail sadly.
This is my first 'Furious' film I have ever seen and I have to say my hands we're flying in the air the whole time saying "what the hell is going on??!". Impossible scenarios, indestructible human beings, zero humor, I felt like I was watching a 2-hour Snoop Dogg video. How about this gem for dialogue...Ludicrous: you said dibs what are you in the 4th grade? 5 seconds later...let's Rock, Paper, Scissors for it. Asinine!
A true digital steam pile for the lobotomized, young, or immature to fully enjoy.