A CRINGE-WORTHY MOVIE made for mindless people

Rating: 2/10 (24 April 2015)

GOD this movie was terrible!!
First of all, it was ALL action with the most generic and cheesy plot line ever. Like really, some guy wants to find some chip which gives you ultimate hacking abilities and it's oh so powerful? PLEASE. That is incredibly dumb and cookie cutter and like, there's literally nothing original or interesting about that plot a LOT. Way to fail in originality.
Secondly, the action scenes themselves were dumb and defied all physics. Like actually though. The scene where Paul Walker is trapped in a bus that's very obviously gonna fall off a cliff, and he manages to climb it and survive because the chick just HAPPENED to get there in time? So stupid. Also, CARS FALLING FROM A PLANE AT A VERY HIGH ALTITUDE AND THEY ALL SURVIVE AND HAVE NO IN JURIES? What??? Like with that speed..and having their windows open like that, it makes literally no sense. Like, they would've DIED!! It was really stupid. There were several more action scenes and fight scenes that made no sense (such as the car going through three buildings in Dubai), but I'm not gonna name all of them. They were just all dumb and shot for people with no brains and who like movies that are all about "the spectacle" and not about substance whatsoever. This was a movie made for stupid people or people that hate thinking when watching movies, and don't critically analyze life. Literally, the kinds of people that are basic as hell.
Also, oh my god, every character had the WORST one-liners and on top of that, there was this cringe-worthy "family" theme that had no actual substance. It was like the directors were trying really hard to get feels out of the audience, but with terrible one liners and a cheesy plot line, it was just so bad that it was actually impossible to feel anything other than sourness and cringe when watching the movie.
ALSO, what the heck, the amount of testosterone in this movie is actually ridiculous. Like, objectifying women from the opening scenes. Way to market to your male crowd by reproducing a patriarchal bias. Ugh and it was so disgusting when the hacker girl was being treated as a sexual object by two of the main characters. Furthermore, i love how the two main female characters are SO dependent on their male counterparts. Like, one girl is pregnant and doesn't want to tell her husband because apparently being pregnant is too much for him too handle? And she deals with it alone because she's a woman right? And then of COURSE the other chick who's actually involved in action-packed scenes has amnesia and relies on Vin Diesel's character to find her self-worth and reason for doing things.
Honestly i could go on and on, but everything about the movie was so dumb. Like it was the most mindless piece of crap seller-movie that I've ever seen *cringe*. Literally making use of "The Spectacle" and the fact that people actually want this to win an Oscar for Best Picture MAKES ME LAUGH. That's actually the dumbest thing and most laughable thing I've ever heard!