Fast & Cheesy

Rating: 3/10 (3 August 2015)

I'll summarize this movie with a few bulletin points:

Wooden acting. Paul Walker and Nathalie Emmanuel are decent, literally everyone else are pretty much terrible.

Cheesy one-liners. It's like this movie is from the eighties?! Loaded with cringe-worthy lines. Tyrese Gibson's character is guilty of the majority of them, and serves little purpose other than supposed comic relief.

Gratious boob and ass-shots. I find it difficult to complain about this, but really, if the movie you're watching has to resort to cheap stuff like it, you know it's compensating.

Completely over-the-top action scenes. Cool action scenes are, well, cool, but this movie takes a big dump on physics and probability. At least try to make it look believable! Speaking of unbelievable, that's not how hacking works, either...

Not sure it even warrants three stars, was thinking about giving it two. This being the last movie with Paul Walker gets it an extra star, I guess.