I wish I were twelve again

Rating: 6/10 (6 April 2015)

If I were twelve, then I could have ignored all the nonsense and just enjoyed all the action! You have to expect a certain amount of over-the-top action that says goodbye to common sense and the laws of physics. In Furious Five I cringed while watching the scene where they destroy half a city by tugging a (huge). Furious Six took the cake when they survive a hundred meter drop into water and at the end when they drive THROUGH a cargo plane's nose on a 130 kilometer runway. Furious 7 is overloaded with BS scenes like that: Jumping (twice!) from one building to another in Dubai? Driving through forest for a couple of minutes? Hobbs lifting heavy stuff after breaking several bones? The parking garage scene? Impossible coincidences that conveniently save people? Shaw parading as the bad guy in Dubai without being shot by hotel security? And many more... When you're 12 you think: "This is awesome!" When you're 33 you think: "Do you think I'm ***** stupid?"
Actually I am, cause I paid for the movie when I KNEW it was going to be like that.
Apart from all that nonsense? It's a pretty good movie. But it deserves a six for all the horse**** that's happening.