Think of a poor b rated soap opera with a high budget

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2015)

Over the years I've, somehow, found a fondness towards the fast & furious line and all things were going relatively well up until now. I can handle the 'cheese' and the cliché verging on preposterous story lines. However, this time it has just fallen to pieces. The acting in this film will make you believe you are watching a school play, the actions scenes so outlandish that you'll be expecting a sound over with audience cheers and laughs. It has a storyline which is literally pointless and ridiculous, think 8 year old boy having a dream that doesn't actually make sense. I've already contacted a hypnotist in the hope that they can wipe my mind so i believe this film never existed and I hope somehow my intelligence will be restored. You will find yourself either walking out, switching off or fighting through it shouting "what a load of nonsense" and hating yourself. You have been warned.