You'd best like this movie or I'll unscrew your head and **** down your neck!

Rating: 10/10 (4 May 2002)

Well ok, the first half of the movie is so FAR better than the rest, but its so hilarious it makes the movie worth watching over and over untill you puke. The first half shows life in boot camp in a satiric way that will make you wonder if Stanley Kubirck was a god. The second half is worth watching, dont get me wrong, but after the excitment and build up of the first half you most likely be disappointed. But do yourself a favor, if you are reading this and you have not seen this movie, go out, and rent it NOW, drop everything your doing, get in your car, go to the video store and RENT it, it will be the one of the best movies you ever rented. ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?
OMG I told you to go rent the movie! Why are you still reading this....
oK now your just making me angry, go.... NOW!