The Greatest Movie Ever! (Counter-arguments for Reasons to hate it)

Rating: 10/10 (20 January 2014)

Okay, so I loved Frozen, and I saw a lot of people hating on it. So I'm counter-arguing reasons to hate the movie. Before I do, GO PAY MONEY TO WATCH THIS AMAZING FILM!
1.) There are way too many songs.
Yeah, "The Princess And The Frog" has more. Also, each of these songs has a point, which I'll get into later.
2.) Anna is not an interesting character.
Okay, most of this comes from her "dilemma" of being lonely, compared to Elsa's problems. But honestly, guys, Anna had no idea why the castle was locked up and she wasn't allowed to play with her sister, so you can't blame her for that. Also, she had limited contact with anyone but her parents and the few people on staff that were kept. She, after that, is socially awkward, and one of the most realistic characters- let alone Disney Princesses- ever. Seriously, what other character can pull off the line "I Wanna Stuff some chocolate in my face!" without eye-rolling?
3.) Olaf was not funny. NO. Olaf was fantastic. And if you don't agree, let me just say that the kids at my school, who are actually mentally advanced beyond their grade and are performing "Macbeth" (aka "Have a High IQ and low tolerance for stupidity"), all burst out laughing for a full minute straight just for ONE of his lines. And for someone who was expecting Martin-Short-bot from Treasure Planet, let me say that this was a pleasant surprise.
4.) Elsa should have been the main protagonist. If she was, this movie would not have been as good. Hear me out! The whole point of having Anna as the protagonist, at least to me, was to show that these writers can make the most complex, tortured and amazing character without drawing too much time on her. If she had been the Main Protagonist, we would have gotten bored of her eventually and wondered what Anna was getting up to. Also, Anna's POV was more important, as otherwise we would have gotten the dreaded Plot Holes.
5.) The Twist was predictable. Then you must be psychic. I was in shock for ten minutes afterwords.
6.) The songs were pointless. Here are the songs and their points of the story.
Frozen Heart- This sets the foreboding mood, gives us light into Kristoff's childhood, and lets us giggle at what the Ice-Men get right.
Do You Want to Build a Snowman?- This shows how Elsa can't control her powers, how Anna is dealing with the separation from her sister, as well as how the parents died. (I doubt that's a spoiler; it happens in every Disney movie.)
For The First Time in Forever- The classic "I Want" song (which is good), also with a little bit of Elsa's fear.
Love is an Open Door- I like to call this "Parody: The Song," but it still shows Anna and Hans' instant-relationship pretty well.
Let it Go- This is the greatest song in all of humanity! Oh, and it also shows Elsa finding herself and building her palace and outfit. And "wicked" hairstyle.
Reindeer(s) Are Better Than People- Kristoff's relationship with Sven and the outside world are captured here.
In Summer- Olaf's dreams... and hilarity.
For The First Time In Forever (Reprise)- This is the song meant so a certain plot thread (no spoilers) could happen, and also shows how the snow reacts to Elsa's fear and anxiety, as well as Anna's optimism.
Fixer Upper- To show Kristoff's "family"'s characters. Also to parody the fans when they heard that Anna might get together with Hans.
Let it Go (Single Version)- ...yeah, okay, I'll give you that one. This song was pointless.
So there you have it! Six reasons to hate Frozen argued away! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch it for the third time.