Utter crap, way too over-hyped!

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2014)

Iam by no means an expert reviewer, but I'll do my best for you to get my insight of this overly praised nonsensical garbage! Of course I can't speak for everyone, and my review is based on the demographic of this movie. Its for girls, or sissy boys. Of course I'm not just going to debunk a movie solely on it's intended audience; I mean princess movies like this can have a smart message and a well developed plot. For instance, like Mulan, that movie showed that no matter your gender, if you have great endurance you can accomplish anything. At least that's what I got out of it. This movie just glorifies female smarts and male stupidity. It's songs are annoying, there's no real villain, therefore the story isn't very engaging. I know this isn't a completely fair review, but as a male I feel this story was just to prissy and relied on too much beauty. I guess it's a good movie if your into that sort of thing, but I'm not. If I were to even Try to see this in the eyes of it's intended audience, I'd give it a 7. Why? Because it's not original, it doesn't leap out of the box and try something different. Instead, we get some cheesy jokes, and some sappy musicals! That was fine in the 90s, but it's just plain embarrassing now. Plus the songs aren't anything like "make a man out of you." That song was truly inspiring and is definitely a classic. Nothing in this movie is worthy of classical, it's just, mediocre. I give it a 1 because I just couldn't sit through the thing without the sudden urge to vomit, just too pretty and nothing special about it. It doesn't deserve the hype, it's nothing special.