Knocked Out Cold

Rating: 2/10 (7 January 2015)

One quick question: why does this movie exist? And another one: why does it suck so much? Well, glad you asked, no one ever
OK, so the story goes that a normally warm city gets... well, frozen. Anyway, some random bimbo tries to stop this by teaming up with a reindeer and a snowman (the only two redeeming qualities in this movie) and a man who just showed up and asked said girl to marry him. Uh, OK. We also have, like, five songs here. The only one good is Do You Wanna Build a Snowman, which is exactly where the movie goes down into quality hell. Anyway, the worst song is Let it F**king Go, which has been called a metaphor for coming out. Coming out, as in discovering your true sexual orientation. This is very true, and the rest is just... bleh. Seriously, if there ever is going to be a sequel, make it revolved around Olaf and Sven. They were the only two characters who were actually likable. Not to mention, the story is way too cliché, even for a Disney movie