Mindless rubbish

Rating: 1/10 (1 March 2014)

Many are calling this the best Disney film in years, or decades. That doesn't make it good. In terms of intellectual nutrition, even for very young children, this is the equivalent of a slushy.
Aimed at an audience with a mental age of about 8 and an IQ around 90, it was seemingly written, except for maybe four or five momentarily amusing gags, by a team barely beyond that range.
If you think starting kids on Little Golden Books and moving on to Enid Blyton is OK, then don't hold back on this film, you, and they, will be in your element.
For me, there goes another two hours I might have been enjoying Jane Austen!