A story a junior high student would write in an hour.

Rating: 4/10 (23 May 2014)

The hype of Frozen is what eventually made me decide to watch it and I wish I hadn't. It was an enormous waste of time. The two main characters are essentially the exact same and the story cuts every corner it can to reach the conclusion.
The Characters had absolutely no build up and I found myself honestly not caring about any of them. They had no real development and the majority of the story doesn't even feature the main character. Early in the story Elsa's sister goes on a search to find Elsa after Elsa runs off. She leaves a guy she JUST MET in charge of the castle while she's gone and takes off. The guy she left in charge is never really shown or heard from until the very end of the film where he "betrays" Elsa's sister by telling her she doesn't lover her. He goes on to explain how he "had it all planned out" in a very cliché and stupid poorly written villain dialogue. Then there was Olaf the snowman, who literally served NO purpose in the film whatsoever. He was intended as comedic relief, but he just came off as an annoying fly that buzzed on screen a few times.
The viewers have ABSOLUTELY no reason to care about what happens to the main characters nor do they have a reason to want them to succeed or for the "villain" to fail. There honestly really wasn't a villain or driving point to this story. Things were just happening and then things ended. The main point I'm bashing it for was that it DID NOT HAVE A DAMN PLOT. I could literally sum up what happened for you right here and you could pass a test on it.
-Elsa and her sister are kids and they're playing. Oops! Elsa hit her sister with her ice powers by accident so they wipe her sisters memory and Elsa hides her powers.
-Oh no! Her powers get revealed years later and she runs away because people call her a monster! Such tragic!
-Her sister leaves douchebag in charge of city while she goes searching for Elsa
-She meets a ice salesmen (Who randomly becomes a love interest in the last 5 minutes of the film) who helps her find Elsa
-Elsa kicks them out because she's emotional.
-Soldiers raid Elsa's ice castle, knock her out, she's captured. Oh no!
-Douchebag tells the sister he doesn't really love her (big shocker) and tries to kill Elsa, Elsa escaped.
-Sappy emotional scene that was poorly done freezes the sister and an "ACT OF TRUE LOVE" fixes everything in the entire world AND EVERYONE LIVES HAPPILY EVER AFTER AWWW SOO CUUUUTTTTTEEEEEEE!
There. This film sucks, don't watch it.