"Frozen" Chilled Me With Boredom

Rating: 4/10 (23 January 2015)

Brrrrr!.... Far from being the heart-warming movie-experience that I was expecting it to be, I'd say that Frozen's feeble tale of loyalty & love can be summed up, in an icy nutshell, as being nothing more than pure "brain-freeze" for the kiddies.
I mean, once again Disney Studios has left its adult audience right out in the infernal deep-freeze with this unsatisfactory yarn of fantasy & adventure.
Unimaginatively tying its painfully predictable story in together with one irritating, Lopez', pop-song after another, Frozen spotlights Elsa, a new-age Ice Queen/X-Girl, whose frigid touch is only adequate enough to place a sub-zero chill in the heart of any thinking person.
In my opinion, this $150 million production (Yeah. That's right! $150 million!) was entirely all superficial, CG flash and absolutely no substance, whatsoever.
Believe me, it wouldn't have hurt Frozen's story one, single icicle had about 20 minutes been edited from its 100-minute running time.
P.S. - Be sure to look for Frozen's chilling sequel, "Frozen Leftovers Again", coming to theatres at Christmastime, 2015.