Overrated, Ugly, Boring, Unfocused

Rating: 1/10 (31 March 2015)

First thing's first; the animation. The humans don't look anything like humans; their eyes are too big for their faces and their bodies are proportioned wrong. The characters look like E.T. stuffed into a mascot suit. We start with a boring story that could have been covered in a minute or two of narration; the older sister, Elsa, has unexplained ice powers (plothole #1 right there) and injures the younger sister, Anna. Some trolls who are never explained either and look like minions with a gray texture put over them spout some magical crap and Elsa banishes herself to her room for some reason and the two are kept apart. Anna immediately becomes as obnoxious as possible and the two sing a trite, uninspired song.
Elsa becomes queen, shirks her responsibilities, blah blah blah, she sings a dang earworm of a song that you'll never want to hear again after your kids sing it for the 10,000th time in the car on the way home from the cinema, Anna falls in love and goes looking for her, some crappy new character is introduced, Olaf is annoying, Kristoff has no personality, so on and so forth.
Bland and overrated. Not worth a watch.