Frozen; Pixar's Overrated Disaster-piece.

Rating: 1/10 (29 October 2014)

Don't get me wrong. The animation in this film, like in most Disney Pixar films is fantastic. But animation does not in any way, shape, or form make a good movie. Sure it's good eye-candy and pretty to look at, but it's honestly a lazy way to grab people's attention.
Frozen is a movie that pretends to be something it is not; a good movie.
Let's start off with the songs. Songs in Disney films normally have purpose in the film. They relate to the movie, and include lyrics that relate to a later or earlier event in the movie. However in Frozen, this is not the case. Let's use 'Let it Go' for an example. The overrated and stupid song known as 'Let it Go' seems pretty deep, and sad, right? You'd think maybe this song would have more behind it. Nope! The meaning of the song is later diminished, as if the song never happened in the first place.
'Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?' is a song that is placed there for no reason. Other Pixar films would have done that scene, without the song. Maybe added a little comedy element. Such as the character doing acrobats, and trying to make as much noise as possible. It'd be so much better than a little girl singing to a door, and doing dangerous stunts while she's at it.
And the story? Don't get me started. Elsa (the boring protagonist) has NO background. No explanation to how or why she has the powers she has. She is shown as the villain for most of the movie, but then there's a special twist at the end which says "NOPE. F**K YOU. WE'RE DOING IT OUR WAY!" If you're going to have a plot take a twist, at least do it right. At least hint stuff. At least have some real build up, instead of throwing it out there for the hell-of-it.
Olaf is annoying. What more can I say? He's a snowman who loves to joke when there's something EXTREMELY serious happening. Oh yeah, but he's Olaf, so it's okay.
The other characters in this movie? Like the real villain (Hans, I think); pointless, forgettable and worthless! Same as that dude who is supposed to like Anna. He's even more forgettable, I've forgotten his name! When that happens, you've got a terrible movie!
Their "love" has no build up. Some trolls sing to them both, saying how they should love one another because, y'know, it's Disney! What sorta' Disney film is complete without pointless romantic relationships?
Frozen fans will turn to me and say "It's a kids film, it needs no depth". That's their excuses to stop you from criticising this film fairly. A film is a film, kids film or not, we deserve to say what we don't like about it.
This has got to be the most overrated film in history.