just plain bad

Rating: Null/10 (28 May 2002)

i saw the trailers and all that good stuff that promoted the film and i was like "hell yeah, i gotta see this." so i see it. and i was so dissapointed that i almost left the theater. i like to give all movies a chance you know? so i did. i sat there and hoped that the movie would get better. i was hoping maybe it was a joke. it wasnt. here's the things that i found REALLY wrong with this movie.
johnny depp smoking opium. heather graham being the only attractive prostitute in the movie. all scene's with jack the ripper. the fact that they actually showed his face! big no no! he's supposed to remain elusive, right? when johnny depp kissed heather graham's character, and even fell for her! Her character had to have some sort of STD. I cringed. the hughes brothers used alot of white people, theres nothing wrong with this but it just screamed odd, because of the hughe's previous movie history. whatever happened to the baby of that one prostitute that got put in the hospital? i saw the other wenches carrying him but thats all. i didnt like the dyke scene later in the movie.
The one thing i did like about this movie was when they looked at the bodies in the morgue and everybody puked. It was REALLY REAL! lol. I thought this was funny. I laughed. I liked when johnny was in the tub and made that toxic drink. That was cool. Oh, yea, i also liked when the movie ended.