Get thee to a movie that is anything other than this one.

Rating: 2/10 (25 October 1998)

No need to review this intellectually. Just plain awful will do nicely. A colossal waste of talent. How Harvey Keitel uttered the line about becoming a "lapdog of Satan" without laughing his glasses off is a tremendous testament to the man's professionalism. Nothing creative or new or even remotely interesting to give a vampire flick fan a fun time, save for the varied and always colorful character renditions by Cheech Marin. This movie was just like one of those black velvet paintings with the little lights. My advice: take this video cassette, douse with holy water, and incinerate.
** wife of doug peterson **