Totally watchable from start to finish.

Rating: 10/10 (12 July 2004)

There are no dull moments in this movie. You can't take your eyes off it. Every time it's on cable I can't turn it off, sort of like Braveheart. Razor sharp dialogue, by the master himself, Quentin Tarantino. Delivered tongue-in-cheek by George Clooney and the cast. The gas station scene while they're shooting each other at the same time is very funny. It's funny, ironic, stupid, scary, super gory and watchable. Just don't let your kid's watch it. It's night- mare material. Robert Rodriguez directed and edited this masterful vampire, horror movie. The tity twisters add tremendously to the track, especially with Dave Alvin's "Dark Night" and the track to Selma Hayak's table dance. Delicious.