Salma = Goddess

Rating: 7/10 (19 October 2004)

Everyone knows about this film, so I won't bore with you another bog-standard review. Instead I feel it is time that the true high point of this movie was discussed to the extent that it deserves - Santanicooooo Paaandemoniuuuum!!!
Although a mere 5 minutes long, Salma Hayek achieves complete Goddess status with a scene that will be forever etched into my memory. The outfit, the little shimmies from side to side, even the snake all pile up to compliment the indescribable gorgeousness of our Salma to produce cinematic perfection. Just to cap things off, the anthemic "After Dark" by Tito and Tarantula is spine-tingling rock perfection.
The only problem is that the scene is so good that its actually worn that part of the film out on my video. Just have to get the DVD I suppose...