Filthy Talk and Dumb Vampires

Rating: 1/10 (7 January 2001)

Flipping the dial late on a Friday evening my wife and I watched this film begin. We immediately thought it silly with the filthy language and senseless killing. We kept with it, thinking George Clooney would pull it from the depths it was headed. Instead he just took it deeper. The minister's family tried to give some balance, but he was reduced to blithering rather than emboldened by what he experienced. Then the bar bums and naked women turned into vampires. The body count was immense and gross. This movie had more violence than Private Ryan. I can't recommend it to anyone for any reason.