Ridiculous

Rating: 1/10 (20 October 2015)

There are so many names that I like in this ridiculously awful movie. I'm just going to completely forgive Selma Hayek for making this movie and assume somehow in 1996 she thought it was a good idea to be acting next to Clooney and Tarantino. I'm going to forgive and never try to think of her and this movie together ever again. It fits the Tarantino cult genre and as Tarantino was one of the screen writers I just have a few question: Really Quentin, vampires? Did you completely run out of ideas or just need the money? And its like two different movies! It takes them forever to get to the bar; and then it takes them forever to get out! I guess there are some props to the special effects team but that's it. And why is George Clooney in this? Hey George! Did you lose a bet? Tax lien on your Italian villa? Pets were being held hostage? I liked exactly 10 seconds of that movie. I'm not a drinker but I would do a tequila body shot off Selma Hayek's foot any day of the week. Also happy for the many names in the cast that I didn't recognize, happy to see talent get a chance, just wish it had been a decent screenplay. Barf.