A "dumb and dumber" Clooney & Tarantino meet the vampires...about as gross as any movie can get...

Rating: Null/10 (26 May 2001)

This film was a complete turnoff for me. I only watched it for George Clooney and wondered how he could sink so low as to want to use this as his big screen opportunity.
It's a strange combination of slasher/vampire film that has no focus and splits up into too many directions to form a coherent story. The characters have as much depth as cartoon creations and all of them are as freakish and pathetic as anyone can get. George Clooney mumbles his way through his role in a way that suggests he'd rather be back in "ER" with its own kind of gore than splashing the blood of vampires. Frankly, he ought to be better at choosing material than this mess.
The story starts out as a gutsy crime drama but soon veers into downright nightmarish activity at a Mexican border bar staffed by vampires. Nudity, foul language, vulgar expletives--everything is poured on thick to appeal to today's younger movie-goers who have an appetite for sex, sadism and buckets of blood. About as gross as any movie can get without leaving you with a queasy stomach.
Of course, you'll get the opposite opinion from those who think Quentin Tarantino is the master of pulp horror. This graphic depiction of vampirism is sure to have them raving that this is a masterpiece only a genius like Tarantino could have invented.
Clooney still has to prove himself on the big screen. His "Batman" and "Perfect Storm" appearances still indicate he should have stayed in "ER" awhile longer.