This Movie Got Really Retarded Really Fast

Rating: 2/10 (30 November 2005)

Now, don't get me wrong. I love Quentin Tarantino. Pulp Fiction is nothing short of a masterpiece. This was just a hot steaming load of crap. Up until the bar scene I expected this to be a good film. I knew that there were vampires, however I didn't know about the extreme level of lameness.
If you liked this film and gave it seven stars or higher I will go the extra mile to urinate on your grave.
This movie actually made me think less about Quentin. Although he is my favorite director, this was exceedingly horrid.
If you are to see a film that Quentin wrote but didn't direct. I would have to say that True Romance is the way to go.