Visually ugly, sadism-is-cooler-than-thou trash with dialogue to match - hey, it's Tarantino's fantasies again!

Rating: 1/10 (7 August 2011)

This is a movie what Christians mean when they complain about depravity in modern Hollywood: Tarantino oozes sleazy sadism and there is not any entertainment value whatsoever. Now, I love vampire movies. Hammer films or Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992) are classy Gothic fantasias where everything - colour photography, plot, dialogue, sets, costumes - are enchantingly beautiful and atmospheric. Then there are more trashier but still fun movies like Fright night flicks or even Lifeforce, made watchable by fascinating succubus Mathilda May (and I'm a woman!). Everything here is just sleazy, trashy, ugly and nasty. I don't say anything about acting: this is hee-haw garbage, Ophelias are not needed. Yes, there is Salma Hayek in pretty red velvet bikinis but movie around her STINKS!