this should never have been made

Rating: 2/10 (1 March 2000)

Tarantino must have been really bored one weekend when he wrote this trash. Unfortunately he later realized that anything he stuck his name to would make some money, so he dug it out and let people make it.

Bad bad bad!
Before the vampires pop up the movie is like a cheap rehash of Reservoir Dogs with gun violence, a dark torture-death, and witty banter. Then it seems Tarantino squatted behind some bushes and used the remaining script pages as Charmins, because the the next two thirds of the movie felt like a group of wild monkeys throwing their own feces onto the screen.