Doesn't qualify for "Bad B-Movie" rating... Just bad!!!

Rating: 5/10 (9 January 2015)

How can so many of my favorite directors and actors put out such a piece of s**t? Well, please exclude George Clooney and Juliette Lewis from that list... That being said, I did laugh a few times and the soundtrack is cool. Tarantino always has a cool soundtrack. But this movie is otherwise a complete waste of time, unless you like mindless, gratuitous violence, a totally stupid plot and vampires. If that's the case, then you might like this. The dialog is total Tarantino and horribly predictable. The acting by Clooney, Tarantino and Lewis is only slightly better than you'd see on public access. Harvey Keitel is the only redeeming factor in this mind bending piece of junk...