From Natural Born Killers to Batlestar Galatica in 60 seconds

Rating: 2/10 (10 February 2005)

I would like to start out by saying that i'm a huge Tarintino fan. Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction are my two favorite movies and worship the ground he walks on. That said, This is the single worst movie I have ever seen.
That is not to say that this doesn't start out well. The first 1/3 of this movie is pure gold. Everything Tarintino is famous for! Witty dialog, multi layered Characters and twists galore. Tarintino and Cloney are a great combo and the family they abduct are likable (with the exception of that damn son). They get to Mexico, go to a strip club (with added nudity) and get in some good one-liners. Then the movie goes to hell. Vampires appear, crappy secondary bar goers appear, one from Nam, and promptly die. Good actors appear in a now horrible movie and I find it comical and hate Tarintino for writing this.
In the movie's defense, This movie is a favor to a friend for Reservoir dogs so I guess the Ends justify the means, But for the love of god, DON'T WATCH THIS!
Two thumbs down and then promptly stuck in whoever thought this up's eye