An awesome movie...

Rating: 10/10 (26 April 2015)

This is one of my all-time favorite movies. It was my first R-Rated movie (Australian ratings) and I didn't even realize until it was over. That made me sad that I didn't really relish my first 18+ movie, but oh well. It wasn't my last. I watched this movie when I was about fourteen, and it is very rude. I wouldn't recommend it to anyone under the age of sixteen. My parents weren't bad for letting me watch it, I didn't really care. The main reason I say sixteen and over is because if you're younger than that, you're not going to understand the very unsubtle references to sex and violence. This is a great movie and I'm still waiting for it to come out on Bluray. Come on, they bring Gone With The Wind on Bluray before this? What a joke. This movie does feel like two completely different movies. The first half is just a normal action movie and then the second half is blood and guts and vampires.
This movie is about two brothers, Richie and Seth. After they rob a bank in Texas they are on the run. They do lots of cool stuff, such as blowing up a liquor store. And then some not cool stuff, like killing their very nice hostage. A family shows up at the motel, the one where Richie killed the hostage and they decide to kidnap them. They force the family, inducing a Dad, a son and a daughter, to drive them across the boarder to Mexico. Once they get there, they make them go to a bar called The Titty Twister, lovely name by the way, where Seth is supposed to handle some business. But then the sun goes down and all the bartenders and strippers start eating everyone because they're freaking vampires! Who would see that coming? I didn't. Everyone has to work together so they don't become dinner.
Overall, I give this movie a 10 out of 10, which in my ratings book is: Freaking Ridonkulous.