Abysmal Clap-trap

Rating: 2/10 (5 July 1999)

Easily one of the worst vampire movies I've ever seen, and brother, I've seen a lot of vampire movies.
The movie is actually quite good up until they meet the vampires. After that point, if you'll pardon the expression, it goes straight to hell.
The witty Tarantino dialogue is good for a few laughs, but I couldn't put any stock in Clooney's "bad guy" performance. In addition, Tarantino's character seems to be there just so he can see his mug on the big screen. Harvey Keitel is the only cast member whose character carries any weight, and even at that his script is so stilted so many places that it's impossible to listen to him speak with a straight face.