Horror? What horror?

Rating: Null/10 (4 February 1999)

Who said this was a horror film? Oh, no, wrong movie, this is a *campy cult flick*! See, there is a difference, in that horror tends to be either boring or stupid yet tries to take itself seriously enough to scare people. (99% of the time they don't, that's why I've given up with horror.) Campy cult flicks are, well, campy. They weren't meant to be serious. Shut up about how it was a "bad horror film", that's the POINT: to be "bad" enough that it makes the movie "good." (See: Rocky Horror Picture Show.)
Tarantino is excellent at dialogue, I had never really heard of the director but yeah, we dig him too. Originally I was reluctant to watch it because (eew) George Clooney (ick! gag) is in it, but this is one of the rare movies which can retain their enjoyability despite his presence.
If you're in for a masterful cinematic experience, go see Pulp Fiction because honey, you are in the WRONG place. If you're in for a magnificent horror film, shoot yourself NOW because it ain't gonna happen, especially not with this one. If you couldn't give a flip about anything other than entertainment value, or you're a "cult-flick person" (this is where I come in), sit back and enjoy the ride.