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Rating: Null/10 (9 October 2012)

This is, and always will be my favourite movie. I'm obsessed with it. It actually holds a dear place in my heart as I'm very attached to it. It's a bit of a strange situation. There has been many a time where I've dreamt of taking Juliette Lewis' place and being a badass with Richie and Seth. I've also wondered whether or not Quentin Tarantino would like a letter from me declaring my love for him, I don't know. Like I said, I'm in love with everything to do with this film. There are many reasons why.
1. It's a 'horror' movie and horror is the best genre. 2. It's got George Clooney in it and in this film, my god. 3. Quentin is a fantastic director and kind of cute idk. 4. It's got some of the best one liners in it I've ever heard. 5. It's set in Mexico and Mexico is wonderful. 6. It's got guns and drugs. 7. Vampires and boobs. 8. Tattoos and alcohol. 9. Blood and guts. 10. Basically all things that make a movie legendary. 11. It's pretty much non-stop action. 12. It kind of inspired me to want to be a director.
Okay, enoughs enough. The acting may be not the best, or the SFX may be a bit unrealistic e.g. when one of the vampires melt with fear or one of their eyes squirt green goo whilst chanting devil words. The bar that all the action occurs at may be the seediest one you'll ever see, BUT, you just have to accept the awesomeness of it! I can't say much more but what I will say is that if you haven't seen this movie, bloody well see it.