From Dusk 'till Dawn: The Worst American Movie Trap Ever

Rating: 3/10 (15 May 2006)

Wow. I really didn't see that coming out of the bushes to beat me with a bat and stomp all over me. I'd rather tear out my urethra and drag in on to a freeway and try to lasso rear view mirrors through the open windows of cars than watch that again. This is coming from someone who's second favorite director is Quentin Tarantino. This movie appears to be decent when all of a sudden, a pivoting point of lameness comes out to haunt you. I wouldn't even have bothered to watch this but once the vampires arose, my buddy said "Oh yeah, this movie is about vampires." Thanks, I'm glad I know that now. This movie was such a disappointment, I will hunt down Robert Rodriguez and urinate on his epitaph which will probably say: Don't Bother. I can't believe he came from humble beginnings with things such as Four Rooms (The Misbehavers) to epic pieces of art such as Spy Kids 3D: Game Over. This movie is very bad, trust me.