It simply lacks

Rating: 1/10 (14 September 2014)

After hearing about the cast and past reviews for this movie, I decided to give it a shot. I'm a fan of horror, but please don't think this is designed to scare. It merely employs poor costumes and CGI to make disfigured vampires whom are a bigger nuisance than threat to kill. The acting was also some of the worst I had seen.
This film felt endless (in terms of duration). I was completely disappointed. Aside from the good introduction that is Pulp Fiction-esque, the entire movie is monotonous. From the lacklustre plot to the boredom of terrible comedy (not even laughable as anti-jokes), this movie lacks in nearly every department. As a cult film, I hope some out there enjoy it, since it managed to bore me for nearly two hours (in real time) and I was excited to watch it.
I would highly advise against watching this movie. Whether you want to catch up on sleep or are simply trying to kill time, this movie is not the way to go.