Sexy Goofy

Rating: Null/10 (25 July 2011)

Hmmm...so, I had hopes for this one. Justin and Mila are both hot and they have great chemistry...when they're not on screen.
I actually liked "No Strings Attached" more, though not by much more, but it was more believable. A better movie, in my opinion, is actually "Love & Other Drugs" which I thought would be like watching a poodle crap through a window while I eat my lunch. However, it surprised me.
Don't get me wrong, the movie was fun...but it got caught in that last week's Velveeta (not even respectable cheese) crap.
See this movie if you:
1. Genuinely want to compare it with "No Strings Attached"
2. Can appreciate the long-term benefit in seeing Mila Kunis exposed
3. Really don't want a relationship with the guy you're dating
Also men...avoid this movie like the plague if the girl you're hoping to sleep with imposes a "5-Date Rule" on you. Let her watch it after you've made it to date 5 and then stop calling her.
(5/10 stars) Self-Stimulation has more benefits, but this'll do.