Dude Tom Hanks sucks

Rating: 1/10 (7 September 2006)

At the beginning of the movie we see Tom Hanks about to kiss a girl for the first time before his tiny weiner is exposed. In this movie, Tom Hanks does pointless, stupid things, then reacts with screaming, Hitler-like tantrums whenever his own actions start to boomerang and hit him in the behind.
Since his first appearance on TV, Hanks forced his sick sense of humor onto the poor unsuspecting audience. Is this what you call entertainment? Do comedians not have any obligations to the public? How are Hanks's so called entertainment pieces helping any of us be a better person? I find it hard to answer these questions.
On a related note, I find Hanks incredibly ugly and can hardly bear to watch him on screen let alone enjoy his "work". Besides, as he plays the same role in every movie with the same old "jokes" rewinding over and over again, watching one of his movies is just enough to guess the others.
Before I wrote this comment, I watched additional Hanks movies, might I add, with disgust. And I confirmed my diagnosis: Stay away from Hanks movies.