Let's view all the important, defining moments of America through the eyes of a retard

Rating: 4/10 (23 February 2019)

..as he gets accidentally rich, throws it all away to go running for a few years, and pines for a girl that basically rapes him and doesn't tell him he has a child till she's dying and has nowhere else to go except her good ol' Safety net, a retarded Tom Hanks. Also we're gonna gloss over the fact that he was named after a member of the KKK, that his mother was a protstitute, that Jenny raped him and probably died of HIV/AIDs, and even though we constantly mention that Forest is slow or stupid, we're not gonna once hint at what mental deficiency he possibly has because it would probably distract us from the heartfelt, uplifting quotes of the film like "Run, Forrest" or "Life's like a box of chocolates" - full of crap, just like this movie. #Sorrynotsry