Suicidal Thoughts After Watching It...

Rating: 1/10 (5 June 2015)

To all the people who watched this movie and loved it, including those who given it at least 3 or 4 ratting, Has any of you ever heard about RELATIVITY ? I bet ya'll ain't. I just don't want to pretend like some smart one by starting this review with words like 'I have never given any review before..blah blah blah' But actually i really didn't given much. I think writing reviews should be work of pro and amateur film-making related people. So i am not one of them but i tell you i have been raised on Hollywood movies since 12. So i do hold a right to show wrath of my dis-likeness towards a lousy, devastating, lame and pathetic called 'romantic-comedy' movie.
I am a huge fan of Jason Segel from his How I Met Your Mother days. He was so great in that. Even i am a practically a atheist but i think he's really that gifted when i see him in HIMYM. But hey this is a movie, another script, another thing, so i gotta leave the old Jason there. After watching this movie i only thought one thing why did he wrote this script ? why ? it was the worse night of my whole life. This movie was a nightmare, Exorcist for romance comedy genre.
I am having suicidal thoughts after watching this movie. I am feeling it in the air. The vibe that block Jason Segel from everywhere or accept death in first place.
The only benefit of this movie must be for sending it to ISIS and torturing their minds, they will rip their hearts out after watching it.
Please God have mercy if you are there. Somebody save people in future who going to watch it.
The movie itself was worse than it's scripted one, the one that Sarah Marshall acted in, getting killed by phone. Aw, too much competition.
Wondering why did i give 1 out of 10 ratting, it's because of two reasons, one they didn't allow you to give 0, secondly math can't save you.
I thought it will chill me out, i will have some laughs, but hey it made me depressed sick, it made me to think about going to see a shrink.
This movie didn't made me laugh for a second. You ask me what i like than, the day before this movie, i watched Woody Allen's Manhattan and i enjoyed every every piece of , second of that movie. Every joke and everything, the flow of the movie but that's another story.
I also have watched like thousands of Hollywood movies including hundreds of comedy romance ones. But hey this one was so ...i can't use perfect word for that. Too awful felt like i swallowed bunch of needles.
Although i follow John Lennon's quote to "do not hate what you don't understand" but please do not watch this movie, please i begging you to death.
First movie ever that i regretted watching so much that i had to remove the movie from my notebook right on spot. Spontaneous.
Worse, Worse movie of all time in comedy romance genre.
Oh My God wish i could use F words here. It was so tragic that i have to look after myself more carefully now. One thing that this movie taught me is that nature's law has equal reactions, means that what you like is important to same amount for what you don't like. Prozac for me, prayers for you.