Garbage for idiot teens and emotionally stunted 20-somethings

Rating: 1/10 (14 August 2008)

Another in a string of pathetic Hollywood films directed at already mentally and emotionally screwed up teens and emotionally stunted 20-something degenerates who will guffaw at anything even remotely connected to sexual organs.
It seems as if every single scene was slapped together from a string of random improvised actions the actors did. "Sit at the bar there and do various stupid things that imply you're drunk. We'll pick and choose later and just put them all in a row." Stupid jokes that make no sense whatsoever, characters showing up who are irrelevant to the plot, incredibly trite interjections of four letter words till you're sick to death of hearing them.
This film is for the squishy-brained imbeciles who enjoyed idiot entertainment like "Grandma's Boy." At least "American Pie" was creative in its dirty jokes and possessed a real plot, with character development and a satisfying conclusion.
This film has none of that. It is a waste of time, marketed to loser high school students and 7/11 clerks who probably lack the intelligence to accomplish anything real in their time here.