A Funny Movie That Could Do Without Jason Segel's Unsightly Penis.

Rating: 7/10 (11 October 2009)

You will never see Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise bear all in front of a camera, but actors who have big flaccid penises are not afraid to wag them on screen nowadays. Ewan McGregor does, and now Jason Segel torments us with his. If you can stand looking as his bratwurst flop about harmlessly while his girlfriend outlines the reasons she is dumping him, then the rest of this movie is pretty enjoyable.
I don't really get why this is necessary. Jason Segel is not some ripped stud that anyone (straight woman or gay male) would likely want to see naked and unerect. Maybe it's because the writers of this movie thought it would be FUNNY to see a moderately flabby beer buddy type like Jason Segel lounge around naked and limp on screen. It's just boring. If I have to see a penis, I would rather see an audience in a theater laugh at some matinée idol's small one being fleetingly displayed. Suck it up Tom, and just do it.