Zzzzz...

Rating: Null/10 (23 September 1999)

During the last 30 minutes of this exceedingly snail-paced, derivative, predictable, poorly scripted cornball flick, I found my mind drifting to thoughts like "Seeing a perfect baseball game is indeed a rare occurrence. Seeing a genuinely GOOD movie these days is almost as rare!" The last one I saw was "Life is Beautiful" and one year later I am still reliving those unforgettable scenes in my mind. To Hollywood producers, directors, and screenwriters: You are in a position to create works of art. Concentrate on the art; let nothing else distract you.