Rage-inducing cinematography

Rating: 1/10 (1 November 2018)

The person responsible for deciding to make this entire film zoomed in way too far, shaky and poorly cropped should be banished to employment at McDonald's for the rest of their adult working life and prohibited from possessing any object containing a lens. If there was some way that I could magically watch this movie on my phone where one can pinch apart their fingers to zoom out and install a camera stabilizing app, perhaps it would be worth a re-visit. I cannot recall the last time I got up and walked out of a flick halfway through, but here we are.
I feel terrible for the rest of the cast and crew who no doubt worked very hard to make this picture but had it ruined by a single buffoon in the decision-making process that thought they were going to win an award for being avant-garde.
If you are reading this and considering a viewing of this masterpiece, allow me to save you some money by providing you with instructions on how to replicate the full experience from the comfort of your own living room.
Step 1: Search for an image of Ryan Gosling's face
Step 2: Open it in Photoshop and crop it as bad as you can (make sure to cut off halfway down the forehead and halfway up the chin so that you can't even see the entire head)
Step 3: Print it on the biggest piece of paper that you can find
Step 4: Locate the cheapest bottle of liquor you have in your home
Step 5: Drink this liquor straight until you can't hold your hands steady and have the proper bad taste in your mouth
Step 6: Open a YouTube video about Neil Armstrong to listen to in the background
Step 7: Attempt to hold the print in front of your face for 2 hours
You're welcome.