Not enough explosions

Rating: 4/10 (25 October 2004)

What the hell? This movie sucks. There was, like, no blood whatsoever, and nobody said the F word. Not even once.
I was watching it and I was like, I'm not at school, so why do I feel like I'm learning?
They should have replaced all the ugly kids with midgets with machine guns, changed the setting from old England to the future polar ice caps, and killed off Johnny Depp's stupid character in the first 5 minutes, which would include an elaborate chase sequence with ninjas and babies committing suicide.
Watch something else like Rambo: First Blood, or Commando.