Come On People! Pixar Doesn't Always Equal Pure Genius

Rating: 5/10 (22 February 2006)

Aww gee golly gosh kids pile into the mini-van cuz we're gonna go see that cute lookin' new Pixar film, you know the one where that adorable little fish is lookin' for that other fish, you know little Nemo, gosh darn is that Nemo ever cute. And you know it's a Pixar movie so it'll be fun for us grownups and you kids too. Aww look at little Nemo, he's got a disablility kids, but that missin' fin doesn't stop him from doin' the things that those baby fish just hafta do you know. What a powerful message for my young children. Oh Ellen Degeneres is the voice of a fish in it, ya know you could do a lot worse than Ellen Degeneres. Surfs up dudes, those surfer turtles were sure some kinda fun for me and my kids. What a happy ending, that was pleasing. Admit it people this movie treks on some heavily traveled ground. It wasn't original at all, and not to mention would only be funny if the only thing you've ever seen were a few old Full House episodes. Sure kids may enjoy it, but it seems like very little effort was put into making this movie besides the top notch animation. Too many people seem to blindly give high ratings to animated features just because they were made by Pixar. Bottom line is this movie is for kids and humorless adults.