tedious

Rating: 1/10 (1 January 2017)

I laughed a couple of times at the octopus, but otherwise this was tedious stuff, the worst kind of baby-food: sugary and cloying. Is this really the same company that brought us the wit and wisdom of TOY STORY, WALL-E or UP? If so, it is unrecognisable.
All that technical know-how, all that talent, wasted on this sentimental slush.
I know, I know. I obviously left my sense of humour outside the cinema. It's making the company a fortune, so what do I know? Evidently not much. All that matters is that the children love it, right? Who cares if it pickles their imaginations by conjuring up a non-world, something that could only exist in the swarming collective brain of a gigantic corporation?
I recommend running early Pixar or classic Disney for your young ones. They've stood the test of time, which FINDING DORY will inevitably fail on account of its unacceptably high sugar content.