Final Destination: Trash bin (some spoilers)

Rating: 1/10 (18 March 2000)

Okay, I'll give this movie one credit. The scene where the girl gets obliterated by the bus was shocking and somewhat original,yet totally unrealistic, much like the rest of the film. Did you know that Vodka can be ignited just like gasoline? or that a coffee cup hold about a gallon of liquid? Perhaps that your computer monitor might blow up should liquid get inside of it...even while off? Or get this--a house blows up, completely engulfed in flames--yet the fbi can get finger prints off a knife in the house, and footprints off the wood floor. Right. I especially love the kindness of people in this film--the bus that smashes the girl doesn't stop...guess he figures he'll clean up after he gets back to the station. But even beyond the unbelievability is the horribly contrived dialogue. The entire scene with the mortician I was just shaking my head, ashamed that i had paid $8 to see this crap. I was actually laughing out loud at the final deaths in the film, they were so pathetically constructed. They might as well have had bags labelled blasting caps lying around the garages in this film. Do yourself a favor, and see Wonder Boys, see Drowning Mona, see The Whole Nine Yards...anything but this!