Suspense? Where was that then? Totally predictable deaths more like. Spoilers inside

Rating: Null/10 (22 May 2000)

SPOILERS AHEAD.

I saw this film yesterday and think it was one of the worst I have seen for a while, certainly the worst this year. So its supposed to be a suspense film? What was suspenseful and scary about it? Every single "shocking" think was totally predictable. They go to the morgue and the body moves...oooo The teacher puts a cloth over some sharp knives in the foreground of the shot. So she is not going to pull the cloth and the knives are not going to stab her. The sign at the end. Every time someone got hit you were warned of the fact because they were standing in a really badly composited shot.
I just dont understand whats supposed to be scary about a totally predictable film where you can work outcome the end of every single scene within the first few seconds of seeing it. Okay so its one of those ironic scary ones like Scream but then whats scary? I honestly couldnt believe the audience i was sitting in, where i had seen the death looming and even did a 10 second countdown that was pretty much spot on.
Maybe it was a public service broadcast about safety in the home that got put in the wrong film container by mistake.
The only saving grace is that it is unlike to be made into to sequels ala Scream.
One of the people we went with thought he was going to see Gladiator, was he disappointed when we came out.