an irritatingly bad waste of film &time

Rating: 1/10 (3 December 2005)

The old joke about wanting to sue the makers of a bad movie for the two hours of your life they have just wasted is an old one. But i think it gets a second life when used in conjunction with this abomination of a film. What really annoys me, is that some people have the audacity to applaud this film for being, amongst other lies, "inventive" or "adventurous". translated for lay-people, no film-maker to date had the nerve to subject viewers to such unadulterated trash. Others had the idea, but dismissed it as too cruel. perhaps the most annoying part in the film for me, is when the woman at the airport check-in, inspirationally notices that the departure time of the plane, has the same digits as our lead "character"'s birthday. Oh my god! was that the wind on the back of my neck or an eerie coincidence that could only lead the the mid air explosion of an aeroplane ? you decide. the rest of the film is also crammed with similar, "who cares" explanations for the irritating sequence of events. To conclude, after seeing this film, you may find yourself washing your eyes with extremely soapy water in an attempt to eradicate any images of the film that lead you to question the realms of human stupidity. yes, you did hear correctly when that 12 year old said, "ooh, wasn't that good". despicable.