Impossible to believe that any of these things could actually happen.

Rating: 2/10 (5 September 2005)

Maxine and I both agreed that some of the incidents that were supposed to be the work of some unseen force that pre-ordains the time and method of everyone's death, were so contrived as to be "laughing-out-loud-hilarious"! This movie actually "out-Keystoned" Max Sennett's famous comedy team known as the Keystone Kops (most of you reading this are too awfully young to have even heard of the Keystone Kops but "never mind", because the Destination Final movies are much funnier than Max Sennett's gang could ever have been at their finest). Perhaps Pre-Ordained Death should be renamed Max Sennett, because his methods of making up for the cheating of Death, are truly preposterously hilarious. Suffice it to say that if you are in the bottom two-thirds of your class, you will probably find this comedy to your liking and you may even think it is scary. Horror films tend to appeal most to those who will never make it in the top ten-percent of their school's class and will believe that most impossible events are highly possible. This same comment fits Destination Final 2 and 3, also.