wait, what now?

Rating: 1/10 (22 July 2013)

This movie is really confusing, I mean Death is the villain stalking the characters, but how can you make Death a bad guy? No, I know what the movie tries to accomplish, I understand the film makers try to personify Death in the scenes where characters are killed off, but it don't work, it looks stupid. I bought a VHS copy of this movie for one dollar, you could tell the scene the previous owner really liked by how worn the tape spool is, its the scene where somebody gets creamed by a bus, that's what these Final Destination movies are really about, gruesome death scenes. ATTENTION ALL HUMANS: Horror is the master genre, it is capable of seamlessly combining all other genres ( comedy,tragedy,sci- fi,historical,etc.etc.)- When you make cheap, ill-conceived, franchise driven gore porn, you make the entire human race look foolish. In regards to the ugly premise of the Final Destination movies, I paraphrase the great sage and eminent junky William S. Burroughs- We face death each day and for that time we are immortal.