are you kidding me?

Rating: Null/10 (20 March 2000)

Is this a joke, or am i really reading this many ecstatic reviews for this movie. Has the moviegoing public of America been so warped and had their attention spans so drastically damaged that this film comes off as a good horror flick, or a decent movie in general? Sure this has a few good surprises, but how about the fact that it doesnt explain anything. Why did the main character have that vision that the plane was going down, who the hell was Tony Todd supposed to be? Also add in some of the most overdone death scenes on the screen, the best one where someone dies after undergoing like a comedic experience of misfortune, such as having a knife in her chest, and then having a chair tip over and then hit the knife deeper into her chest, i was laughing out loud at that part. And if death can leak pipes and crack mugs, why the hell doesn't he just cave the damn house in on someone, or something that doesnt need to be so damn elaborate? Lets also mention how there was some of the worst dialogue ever and some of the most unrealistic sequences and people ever placed in a movie. There were too many flaws to count in this film, and the fact that so many enjoyed it really says something about the next generation of movie watchers. In case those of you who i am talking about are too dumb to understand this, it means that the greatest films of our time will probably go unnoticed and unheard of by you, and that is a shame.