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Rating: 2/10 (20 November 2006)

I believe I may have to quote Derek Zoolander for this one: "What is this?" This is a horrendous concept. The concept is if you escape death, you will die. I know people who have "escaped death" and, trust me, they are fine. Nothing is believable. The most realistic thing is the man in the elevator with the hook for a hand.
Why was this movie even made? I mean, The Butterfly Effect was horrendous, can't Brees learn from his mistake? I mean seriously, who likes to see people get a ladder shoved through their eye because they were making dinner? This movie made me want to gouge my eyes out after what I saw. I was insulted by what theater has become and now, I feel like a new person for all the wrong reasons.