PIGEONS!!

Rating: Null/10 (27 May 2004)

Final Destination 2 blows the original FD out of the water with 2X the violence, random decapitations, nudity, and impalings. It is the exact same story line as the first movie, with one dangerous difference; the entire cast is younger, sexier, and juicier. Joining the brand new faces is our old friend, the sassiest final destinator there ever wasÂ…Clear Rivers, otherwise known as Bangs. Unfortunately, she lost the bangs and the sass, but what she lacked in attitude, she made up for in crazy. Another familiar face is the sintling mortuary owner who lives in an underground cave for some reason. He teaches Clear Rivers and some other girl a passionate lesson about Death that they will not soon forget--not even if they tried; no, no. In conclusion, Final Destination 2 proves to be the only movie that can crush a young boy with a giant plate of glass with class and poise.