Dude, where's your head?

Rating: 9/10 (25 November 2003)

Sometimes I wish I was an American teenager. Then I could get away with these crappy threads, bang around to Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit without looking like a gimp, and describe films like Final Destination 2 as `awesome' without being ironic.
This matches - and sometimes surpasses - the original for gleefully cruel, totally gratuitous and utterly splatterific deaths, and I only wish I'd been watching with a bunch of buddies so that I could hand out a high-five to celebrate every last one.
For miserable misanthropes like me, this is nothing less than wall-to-wall fun. (The only flaw is that it repeats, then labours the 'death's big plan' babble from FD1.) But you've gotta respect a horror movie that doesn't spare a single gory detail. Awesome.