Just like the first but with a pregnant chick - SPOILERS

Rating: Null/10 (6 August 2004)

Tonight I had the chance to watch Final Destination 2 and now I am here to tell you all about it!
Final Destination 2 has about the same plot as the original Final Destination and by plot I mean a bunch of random stuff happens that is barely held together by a series of desultory and slapdash events combined with near psychic predictions based off complicated actions like looking at stuff while Death stalks a groups of dummies who ramble on about "Death's Design" while some other guy sits around yelling in near girl-who-has-just-seen-a-big-big-spider'esque panic about how "death doesn't control his life" meanwhile a bunch of people die in some interestingly creative ways.
If you have seen the first flick just imagine the exact same thing in the second but be sure to throw in a pregnant woman who is connected to the whole deal because Tony Todd said so in some manner that is supposed to kind of make sense in some far-offish rococo and convoluted manner from the fifth dimension.
And be sure to toss in all kinds of talk about "cheating death" and "new life" and pepper it with really cool death scenes here and there to make a movie that would be mundane and mediocre in any other environment really stand on its own thanks to buckets of blood and gore.
And then add some sort of scary yet hero-like chick to arise death-bringing suspicions in everyone while they argue and bicker like children fighting over who gets the Smarties and who has to settle for Rolos while some girl from the previous movie comes back and starts spewing all sorts of mess with causticness and raillery as though she were to don the very Boxing Gloves of Segaciousness to engage in a contest of fisticuffs and pugilism with the Reaper himself .
Once Death has been toppled and the world has been set right once more top it all off with just one more death to make the survivors look at each other with vacant eyes like a dog that has just been shown a card trick.
For maximum impact be sure to include lots of screaming.
The Good: The Death Scenes were quite exciting and fun to watch. If Death were so creative in reality people would be clamoring to die.
The Bad: Plot? What plot?
Overall: In the realm of horror it is middle-of-the-pack at best and should only be watched as a close-to-last resort but in the arena of bad movies this flick shines like a freshly cut gem standing out from the rest of the crowd and begging to be watched.