being clever hurts so good as testosterone runneth amok

Rating: 1/10 (18 October 1999)

Note to Mr. Pitt: Dark glasses and a scruffy somewhat swollen face isn't working. We understand you're a male actor (and I'm certain a good spirit) with pretty much a pick of the A list in tinsletown, but cut your losses,kiddo. Golden Boy ain't so bad a draw. Hey,I'd welcome you into my own dilapidated boudoir anytime,bright yellow Playtex gloves or not,but on screen,keep it simple. I think girls prefer you that way too.
Question for Mr. Fincher: Are you too hip for your own good, or not enough to know better?
I escaped with barely a bruise to my patience after an hour and ten minutes,feeling immediate relief in dusk's warm radiance while fleeing homeward,convinced once more that reality is so much hipper than Hollywood spends so many billions contriving it to be otherwise.