A Godsmack Fan's Dream Fulfilled

Rating: Null/10 (1 November 1999)

And that isn't a compliment. Although the first 90 minutes pass in a single, exhilirated breath, never will you see such an excellent movie derail itself with one, unnecessary plot twist. The novel, by all appearances, must be worse. Movie critics rant about the film's violence and nihilism (one is to assume that Saving Private Ryan is a Looney Tunes clip). Why do none of them speak a word about dimestore metaphysics and first-rate plot holes? This movie is a joke on the audience, but the audience is laughing with it.