50 Shades of Disappointment

Rating: 1/10 (18 February 2015)

As an erotica fan, I find this movie insulting.
Despite the book's literary shortcomings, the plot isn't that dreadful. However, in this movie the majority of the plot was abandoned. Having taken into account that producers would have to shorten the plot, they seem to have compressed it down by only, of course, using the 'saucy' parts. This may be what viewers have gone for, but the build up towards it has been taken out almost completely, which makes it hard to follow, and instantly makes the story less important and meaningful. It removes the romance and takes away what motive E. L. James decided to write the novel on.
If I could've given this title 0/10 I would've. I guess the only thing I can offer with this one star is the soundtrack. Despite Elle Goulding's awful song.