Horrible...just horrible

Rating: 1/10 (16 February 2015)

I went along with my hubby at the weekend to see if Sam Taylor-Johnson could take some really badly-written books and transform them into something else...possibly slick, exciting, fresh, interesting, tantalising even.. how wrong can you be? In the very bizarre words of Anastasia.. Holy Cow! The movie sounded and looked JUST as bad as the book... Dakota Johnson is made of wood and couldn't act her way out of a paper bag.. Jamie Dornan was bearable...but only just.. but no chemistry, no story, no intelligence, no spark...no anything! I was literally ready to walk after the first 5 minutes but begrudgingly (and I mean that most sincerely)..we sat through it to the very limp end.. will not make the same mistake again.
If you love movies.. and I do.. avoid this at all cost.. truly AWFUL