Not a fan, but based on the book this was a Big disappointment!

Rating: 2/10 (16 February 2015)

After a lot pressure from my best friend, I read the first book of 50 shades because I wanted to have a clue of what I was going to see. I was hearing all the fuss about it so many years now, but never really get interested in reading it. I saw the trailer last year and I was intrigued, but only for the film, not the book though.
OK, the book is not a literature masterpiece, that's for sure. Definitely not a fan, but I'm trying to see the good side in all things, and the good side about this book is that it's very graphic, detailed and makes you wanna see in reality what you're reading... Epic love of insanely hot/powerful/dark-sided man with an ordinary girl/later woman. Let's face it!! These stuff sell like crazy. Girls like to imagine prince charming and even more they like it when prince charming has his dark sides (because girls like bad boys), and despite those dark sides, he is devoted to them and love them no matter what. In case he makes a blow-minding sex, it's even better!!!!
You can read it in less than a week. No special thinking, no difficult writing. A "kinky" Twilight in nowadays life. And for all the people who say why refer to this book and think of Twilight, it's because the author herself admitted that 50 Shades is based on Twilight fan fiction!!!
Now for the movie: For God's sake, tons of people were waiting to see this book come to life, just don't disappoint them like that!! Pay more attention in the cast, the screenplay, everything. And if it's not good enough, postpone it as long as it takes to find the right ingredients to make at least a decent movie that will entertain ESPECIALLY the fans of the book! But no no no..
So amateur work.. it's like they were hasting to finish the film, get the money and run out of the door. No plot, no character development, no CHEMISTRY!!! My God, I'd seen in the trailer the scene with the kiss in the elevator and I was waiting to see it sooooo bad, and what did I get??? NOTHING!! No passion, no flame! A simple line, and a "kiss".. Where was the tension, the passion, the desperation??? All these things are obvious in the book, no matter how badly/simply written it is. This scene was very important for the plot, to see the passion that Christian has for this girl. That he cannot wait until she signs the contract, in order to kiss her... And we see a scene with nothing... just nothing!! The elevator walls were more passionate..
From that point, I knew that it was going to be a total disaster.. The movie was 2 hours, the audience was laughing during 90% of time. And I bet that 75% of the people, were fans of the book. Beside me was sitting a girl almost 15 and she was laughing. Come on people, it's a drama film, don't make it into a comedy. Where was the dark side of Grey???? oh wait, yes.. in the end.. "I'm fifty shades of f*** up..." (roll eyes)
So many cheesy lines, empty looks..bad bad bad sex scenes.
OK, I wasn't expecting to see porn, it's rated R, but have some passion in the scenes, please!! Please!!! In all sexual encounters in the book, Christian talks to Anastasia. Do not put all the dirty talk in the film, but SOME of it. It's important!! The line that he says again and again in the book it's "You're mine". WHERE THE HELL WAS THAT???? Oh wait, yes, I heard it.. ONCE!!! And not in a sex scene!
Leaving the theater, all the fans were disappointed.
Terrible screenplay, terrible direction. I don't know if I should blame the actors because it's really the director that leads them. OK, Dornan was obviously bad choice for the role. He didn't want to be in there. Dakota was fine for me. Nothing more, nothing less than I had pictured of Anastasia.
The music and the photography were very good, and that's where my 2 stars are going to.
I really hope they put more effort in the next two films. Fans deserve to see their dark love story as they read it.
Do not forget that it's thanks to them, that this has become a bestseller!!