Crap Flavored Ice Cream

Rating: 1/10 (4 April 2015)

Seriously, this movie is just terrible. The wife and I saw it and we were really trying to keep an open mind, but come on... This has been one of the worst movie experiences we have ever been through. The plot is very polluted with nonsense that makes little to no sense at all, and the dialogue is so cheesy and predictable it is as if a 12 year old girl who reads too much Fanfiction wrote it.
Seriously ladies, is this really your idea of an erotic fantasy? I've watched porn with better plots and more believable romance.
It really is no wonder why the main stars want more money for the sequel, after all, there is no way this doesn't damage their careers.
There really isn't much more to say about this movie, except: It was a crap flavored Ice Cream Sundae with more crap on top, sprinkled with little pieces of crap, and then topped with nice fresh steaming crap... Overall, it leaves a really crappy taste in your mouth.