An Insult to Gazpacho

Rating: 1/10 (16 March 2016)

Everyone involved with this movie clearly doesn't understand what Gazpacho is. They all seem to think that it's a salsa-like dish, but they're clearly wrong. Salsa should be eaten with a spoon, somewhat akin to a soup, with some misc vegetables dipped into it occasionally. It is not like a salsa at all, and the people behind this movie should be ashamed.
My friend Kurt told me that this movie really doesn't get the whole artistic concept of Gazpacho. "Salsas are think, chunky, meant to be kind of... a condiment. A Gazpacho is a liquid-tomato base, with a sort of vegetable puree or stock mixed in. It can be eaten with a spoon, it is a cool dish that is meant to be eaten on a hot summers day. And this film... BESMIRCHES it as an off hand joke. I hope the director and writer(s) one day end up trapped in Spain with nothing to eat but Gazpacho, so they can become enlightened."
11/10 Cool Cat is my mom.