T & A Marathon. . .

Rating: 4/10 (16 February 2015)

If you are a T & A fan, you will love this hokey-pokey movie. Lip-biting college babe meets the Commander of Cool (and Kinky).
Actor Jamie Dornan plays Christian Grey as a lifeless, wooden puppet who spouts the F-word a lot (no surprise in today's movies). Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele fares a bit better at playing one of the most eager and teachable virgins on record. No sparks here folks. If you went to see the sexy stuff think again--this movie actually plays amateurish, stiff, and porno-ish in a really laughable yet seedy way.
The 50 Shades Trilogy wasn't rich either, but this movie is about as tasteless and fat-free as it gets. Too bad Grey wasn't played by the producers' original choice--Charlie Hunnan (Jax from Sons of Anarchy,a blazing hot-toddy with one of the best "A's" ever) who chose to opt- out before production began.