Fifty Shades of Dreck

Rating: 1/10 (27 December 2015)

Well I'm impressed that They made a bunch of money ripping off Secretary, 9 1/2 weeks and Thomas Crown all in one go! How did they get away with it?
I can't think that any of the actors would come away unscathed and have a career after this debacle. And sadly Marcia Gay Harden signed off for just a few minutes of screen time (honestly, she should have read the script beforehand) which means she won't suffer too much permanent damage. The costumes were sad, the sets were boring, the plot line was non existent. What more can you say? It'll be a cult classic in time known as the greatest non porn that got away with some serious plagiarism in history