Like a car crash!!

Rating: 2/10 (16 February 2015)

Well....I didn't expect much. I read the books more than two years ago. (Yes, the writing was bad, as well as the storyline etc.) However I kinda liked it-THEN, because don't we all love fairy tales. Don't we (women) all want a guy who whoos us away and all that?!? Yes Christian introduced her into BDSM, so what. Yes that contract thing was totally ridiculous, so what. But I think a lot of women lost themselves in the story and dreamt of Christian and imagined him and the way things happened in our own way....BUT..seeing it on screen,realizing that there is no difference between 50 Shades of Grey and a cheap, lousy sex movie, apart from "in that cheap, lousy sex movie there is actually stuff going on" made me feel sooooo bad, because that book became real on screen and it showed me HOW BAD IT ACTUALLY IS!!! How bad the movie is and how bad the books are. And don't let me get started on the acting! Jamie...a piece of wood, Dakota...not good either! This cast...is soo bad!! But then, how could they have been anyhow, if everyone and their mom would have picked someone else anyway! And i believe that no actor would have been able to make this work...because in the end 50 Shades of Grey does not belong on screen! It's simply rubbish!!! I can't think of one good thing in that film..wait let me think...mmmhhh...the soundtrack probably, I guess.
But then, there's always the film industry...and with this movie/book will happened what happened before....with "Lord of the Rings" (good movie), "Twiliight" , "Hunger Games"(good movie)...they will drag it out and torture us with two more sequels, although the critics say otherwise! But because there are so many people watching this movie (you, me, him, she, your neighbour....), they will make enough money to do so! And people will go and watch it..not because it's a good movie, or story, or the sex is good--NO, because this movie is like a car crash..you can't look away!! So the only thing is not to go and watch it, so that they can't make enough money for a sequel! But I guess that ship has sailed!