50 Shades of Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (16 February 2015)

The movie was terrible...a terrible waste of time. The acting was horrible. I believe a 5 year old could have more cinematic experience than these actors. Their 'seductive pauses' were anything but seductive; and the 'sexual' content was lacking at best. You see the same pair of boobs constantly, and they're nothing to write home about.
Beyond that, the same repetitive content, with no explanation, lingering, 'holding you' to make it to the end are a disappointment. When you finally make it to the end, it's so anti-climatic, you're just hoping the movie will end.
Both of them look 30-something in reality, and he is supposed to play a 27 year old? And what's she supposed to be 23? HA! And, what 27-year old billionaire ONLY drives Audi's? Just goes to show you, that they couldn't even afford to rent some cars to use in the background (Bugatti, Lamborghini, Ferrari, Porsche) -- I'm sure they got a good deal from the Audi endorsement, but...jeez they missed the mark! I wish I could get my money, and even more importantly, my time back, as this waste of time doesn't deserve the accolades it is getting for 'opening weekend success'. The book should get the credit, because the actor and actress let down the audience.
Spare yourself and wait for this movie to come out on a premium channel. It is not worth the time, money, or effort. And don't expect to 'get any' from your significant other being turned on, all you end up talking about is how disappointing the movie was!