50 shades of magnolia

Rating: Null/10 (18 February 2015)

I had to create an account on the site just to voice my displeasure. I have just left the cinema a wee bit confused and someone disheveled. Could this really be the must watch movie everyone is talking about? A few points I'll make/ponder **
Spoilers included
** - this was not domestic violence, she could stop at anytime she wanted, real suffers of dm don't have the luxury of a safe word - what the HELL was Rita whoras character? Not only was her French accent horrific to the point it was offensive, why would she have a French accent if her entire family were American - most of the s&m play in this film was quite normal if you ask me, it wasn't like he was dripping got candle wax on her and sticking large objects in her orifices. -Mr Grey made his intentions perfectly clear at all times, no matter how twisted. He is NOT the bad guy, if she wanted love she should have ran a mile at the first sight if the "contract" -again what was Rita whora doing in this movie? A cameo is it called? Thousands of young actors spending thousands on education waiting for even such a small role, yet a untalented bleached pleb comes along with not as much as an ounce of relevance in the film industry, and gets a gig. Father forgive them for they know not what they do. - what type of ending was that? Like seriously? We have already seen in the film that she'll walk away pretending not to be interested and then the next day she's on all fours? Are we supposed to believe this is really it for her. - how did he sell her car without her deed documents? - final point is just a nit pick, but he was generous enough to buy her a car and new computer, but could stretch for a smartphone? How he tracked her down with that gps-less phone is beyond me