Lots of beating around the bush before the beating about the bush.

Rating: 2/10 (22 February 2015)

Words can't describe how miserably awful this is.
It resembles the sort of demonstration to film students about how to NOT make a film. The casting must have seemed OK at the time (good looking leads are a requirement),but there was absolutely nothing that the actors could do with a script which makes a Mills&Boon novella seem like Shakespeare.
Just horribly dull, insipid and mind-numbingly boring.
How on earth you can make S&M seem boring is beyond me, but this film succeeds with flying colours.
If anyone gets sexually excited about this rubbish then good for them, but my girlfriend and I sat through the entire thing with an expression of dumb stupefaction that lasted for at least 20 minutes after we left the cinema.
And there I was hoping for a decent bit of rumpy-pumpy afterwards, which was not to be.