Fifty Shades of Domestic Violence

Rating: 1/10 (26 May 2015)

The premise of the story appears to be, if you put up with the violence long enough, your man will eventually love you.
Holy hell.
If the location was a council estate in Bradford, it would be filmed by Mike Leigh.
This is honest to goodness Daddy Complex horrorshow.
The casting is astounding, astoundingly bad. Jamie Dornan stumbles through the film missing all scene stealing moments and just ends up looking like the kind of stalker that is all macho and sexy at twenty but ends up in Crown Court at the age of forty for going to far to obtain used underwear.
Dull, painful and downright daft.