Sure to Sweep Come Awards Season

Rating: 1/10 (19 June 2015)

There isn't a Razzie Award that this movie hasn't locked up. To say that the acting rivals that of those churned out by the porn industry is an insult to porn actors. Also, the extent of passion, emotion, and sensuality also pales compared to most porn movies. This is a big budget movie created for the same people willing to lower themselves into the sewers of literature and read the book, i.e., immature, unsophisticated morons who probably giggle at the inept attempt at eroticism here. I was completely surprised at how average looking the leads were. And aside from absolutely no chemistry between them, how horrible their acting (and everyone else in the movie) was. This isn't by any means a love story. This is a story about how Hollywood is willing to make this kind of crap to take money away from emotionally stunted, lonely, sexually repressed individuals who still think this joke of a story can happen to them. Thank god I got the DVD from the library and didn't waste any money on this trash.