Fifty Shades Of Garbage

Rating: 1/10 (17 March 2015)

It finally was filmed. A movie with absolutely no storyline what so ever. A movie that has made over a half a billion dollars due to the post advertising of the film and the writing of the book. I never read the book but did go to the movie to see what all the hype was about. I can say this was one of the worse movies made. A plain girl who draws the attention of a billionaire. A weird billionaire at that. He leads her into the dark world of whips,leather belts and sexual games. And that IS the entire movie. I went to the premiere and the stadium seating was totally filled from the bottom to the top. At the end of the movie I thought there was going to be a riot in the theater. Everyone,and I mean everyone, started talking, yelling, swearing at once. The young man next to me stood up, looked down at his girl friend and said "I told you this movie was going to be a piece of crap...but you had to go!" A half empty box of popcorn when flying to the screen stage. If you remember the final show of that great HBO series the "Sopranos"..be prepared. The movie is total trash and I am not a stranger to movies of this type. Entertaining it was not. There was a much better 8-10 minute sex scene in JLo's movie "The Boy Next Door" that was far more sexier then this entire movie. And face it,that's what you went to see. Jamie Dornan (Gray) has said in an interview he will NOT be appearing in the sequel at the request of his wife. Ya..good play Mr. Dornan..until they put a $20,000,000 pay check in front of you. I'd have said the same thing to up that paycheck too. Based on the what I seen and heard I would be willing to bet the sequel won't make as near as much as this film did. Those who haven't seen it as of date...save your money. It's a stinker from beginning to end.