I had so much fun... but not because of the movie!

Rating: 2/10 (14 February 2015)

Soo... I've purchased the first book and had to put it down because I just couldn't tolerate it. Then, today I was sitting at home, lonely and bored, and was like "what the **, I should go see that damn movie". I prepared myself in advance, sneaking some booze in (later, it proved to be insufficient so I had to purchase another drink). So yeah. I've enjoyed the imagery, the clean-shot scenes, the soundtrack (which was too good for this movie) and, yes, the dialogue. I found it to be HILARIOUS! And apparently it wasn't just me: many people in the cinema laughed out loud during what was supposed to be "serious and sensual scenes", and I and the girl next to me kept making snide remarks like "don't go in there, Ana!". Other than that, the movie was surprisingly BLAND. No sexual sounds of any kind, no blood or bruises, and the "most awful punishment" was just six whips on the butt? I left happy knowing that my (currently non- existing) sex life is more exciting than that, but also worried because the movie ended abruptly, suggesting that there will be two more coming out? Nooooo! Yet, my only regret is wasting $13 for the ticket. Oh well. Verdict: watch Silence of the Lambs instead. Hannibal Lecter is way more sexy than Christian. I only give it a 2/10 because I liked the imagery and soundtrack and because I feel generous today.
On a side note: did anyone else noticed ugly sores/burns on Christian's body that looked like ringworm? What was that?