Twilight with sex, stupid, ridiculous, the worst film of 2015...

Rating: 1/10 (2 May 2016)

It is not news that a book so viral, with so many sales, at the end of the day make a film about this. I want to say that I did not read the book, but in terms of adaptation and censorship, i guess they had to cut too many sex scenes (some extremely stupid) so that this film would at least a rated "R" (or C in Mexico) but in the end, remember that I sat at the computer and I said to myself: "will see this film without the need to look for cons or intending to criticize" but this not hard or 10 minutes the film is a total mistake, first of all, doesn't fit me in the head the idea that this movie is romance and love (which isn't it) because I only see a gloomy, dark, stupid, full of sadomasochism or masochism atmosphere.
When women come to a sick man mental attraction? do not understand it, would be because it is a millionaire? By having luxury cars? I have no idea. Fifty Shades of Grey tells the story of Anastasia, a shy Virgin student who will interview Christian flock for a work of her roommate, the interaction of Jamie Dornan with Dakota Johnson is flat, do not feel real, Anastasia always has the same face: "orgasm" "sadness" "orgasm" "anger" "orgasm".
The relationship of these two is silly, boring and uninteresting, both characters do not provide anything about charisma, become tedious and annoying, for example:
Christian Grey: "give away you a car, a computer, books and everything what your want to do you will be my submissive?"
Anastasia: No, don't want to see you again (spend 2 minutes)
Anastasia: I love you.
For the love of God, this movie is trash! With regards to sex scenes, they promise more than they are, so do not go with the idea that sex scenes really extremely explicit and controversial.
Sam Taylor-Johnson does what it can in this film, it is not her fault that the film would not work, in fact looks to put all its effort to be at least passable, fault history has it (and of course the writer James S.L) a story boring, nothing interesting, mediocre and with little originality (would forget to mention that this is "Twilight" with sex?)
All forgivable here is the Soundtrack (by Danny Elfman) does will not be a masterpiece, but it is the only decent thing has this film (this is you can call movie? this term does not fit here...)