50 Shades of Boredom!

Rating: 1/10 (14 February 2015)

This is the most boring movie I've ever seen. I watch a lot of movies from many different genres, and this ranks in my top 5 as one of the worst. I went with a female friend, who said she enjoyed the movie, so I suffered this torture for her sake. I literally reached a point where I was about ready to start crying from boredom. Even the sex scenes became boring. It was like, don't they do anything else? The whole movie was pointless. We never find out why the characters are motivated to do what they do. They give us 10 minutes of sappy dialogue, then they go have weird kinky sex, which has no passion, then they talk some more, then more weirdo sex, then more talk....you get the picture. Then, abruptly, it ended. Don't waste your money on this soft core porn with horrible acting and long, drawn out, boring sex....