Fifty shades of awful.

Rating: 1/10 (6 April 2015)

I honestly don't even know where to begin. I'd rather watch fifty shades of gray paint dry. It would definitely be more entertaining. Now before all you crazies out there start attacking, yes I did indeed read the books. All of them. This movie is just terrible. So terrible. I don't know who they paid to cast this movie but from the looks of it they were most likely blind and deaf, or at least I hope they were because there is no other explanation for this trash. Tell me why Christian looks like his balls dropped yesterday, with his 12 year old self. And Anastasia? Really now!? Anastasia was looking a little rough and old, and that's before all the beatings happened. I honestly feel like the theater needs to refund my money and than on top of that pay me yet another $20 dollars for the 2 hours of my life I'll never get back. I couldn't stop laughing through the whole movie. Between Christians constipated look and Ana's old lady self, I couldn't contain my giggles. This movie makes Magic Mike watchable!