I've seen nothing as poor as this, and I probably never will

Rating: 1/10 (12 March 2015)

This film is beyond me, it's beyond terrible so much so that it gives cinema a bad reputation. Me and a friend saw this in a half full screening of mainly women, us being the minority male viewers.
Firstly, how women can like this is shocking. There's blatantly no chemistry or expression of any intimacy between the two lead characters. There's nothing to suggest why any women would be even slightly aroused by the behaviour of this poorly written "dominant". It's almost as if you just presume they didn't actually like each other in any way, outside of the role.That being said,and it being so obvious, this film is degrading to women everywhere. The book must be too. If I presented a contract that suggested I sexually abused you via things like whips, sex toys and fisting you, I would expect you to run a mile or 60. The fact that he can do this (in film and book) and people found it arousing is pathetic. E.L James has degraded women everywhere, she's literally wrote something that dumps every morale standing women have, everything about Mr.Grey's behaviour is stereotypically slating the standards of females. By her writing, it's fine to treat women poorly if you have a ton of money, you've got a great body and like to exert the power you have to belittle women. Also, you like to intimidate them to a point where they can't speak, invade their lives like a stalker and force yourself into everything they do as if you were a spot on their face, just when they wanted to look flawless.
I've never noticed poor choreography in a film, this film opened my eyes to how not to get actors/actresses to move on screen. It's awkward. The characters emotions are completely backward, there are points where the audience thinks she should do one thing, she does the opposite. Then its vice versa next scene.
Don't waste you're time watching this generic, forcefully made, un-erotic, poorly written, terribly directed, miss- cast leads and emotionally redundant garbage.