50 shades of boring

Rating: 2/10 (11 December 2016)

I finally got around to seeing this after all the hype had died down and I can say it is not worth your time. The directing is bad, the acting is bad and the story line is worse.
Plenty of flyby helicopter scenes of Seattle are supposed to impress on us that Mr. Grey is a billionaire and therefore able to do whatever he wants according to US mythology. Dazzled by all this cash, our heroine walks into his torture lair, complete with red leather sofa, where he casually tells her he is a "Dominant" that will punish her for disobeying him and reward her for pleasing him. This turns her on so much, that she decides to let him "reward" her on the spot. Give me a break.
The movie devolves from there. Skip it for the the real thing, or better yet a real movie.