I like it, I laughed, of course I was not suppose to laugh.

Rating: 5/10 (21 February 2015)

Is this movie really better porn for women than Magic Mike?
I get Magic Mike, cause Magic Mike is a movie based on what men want but flip to appeal to women. I did not really get the turn on from 50 Shades.
But it may not be the fault of the content(chains and whips appeal to every woman, right?). The acting was stale. The guy playing Christian Grey was too stiff.
The direction tried to be subtle with it's over the top ness, and it was too much.
I never read the book, but I knew the movie was about S&M. It seem like everything leading up to this point was a series of one liners that act as innuendos and came across funny instead of sexy.
I like it for all the wrong reasons. Found it funny not sexy. All the one liners and innuendos did not make it sexy or dramatic it just had me giggling throughout the whole thing. It's like this generation's Showgirls (Although Jesse Spano naked did something for me that the spawn of Melanie Griffith could not).
But Daykota Johnson was not half bad, I'll give her that. She did innocent girl cliché effectively. Any fault in her performance was the direction she had to take which made her react to certain situations unnaturally once again for a erotic feel that comes across more humorously.
Director Sam-Taylor Johnson should have got her husband Arron from kick-ass and the upcoming Avengers sequel to play Grey. I can see him as a better choice.
It's true, Dakota and this dude have no chemistry. He always seem distant no matter how close there were suppose to get. I was only turned on by one moment while everything else put a grin on my face and not the blush kind of way but the laughing kind.
Ironically, I say go check it out, if you looking for some laughs