I made a mistake

Rating: 2/10 (8 May 2015)

The only redeeming thing about this movie was the soundtrack! And as good as this soundtrack was, the acting should have been better. How the heck are you going to award crappy acting with a good soundtrack? You know I never read the Twilight books before I saw the movies and I'm glad it went that way. But this on the other hand. I thought I could read the book and work my way to seeing the movie but it didn't work out that way. I got bored ten and a half chapters in and returned it for a refund but I wanted to like this.....franchise? So I watched the movie online- yes you can find it online and not waste money seeing it-
I made a mistake even reading the first half of the book! It's like that book was their script! But at the same time they tried way too hard that it just fell flat. Like how Ana suddenly tripped through the door. And then during the whole interview process with Christian we are suppose to believe there is instant chemistry there? Well it was lost on me because with anyone she interacted with she seemed lost and confused. And she said um a lot.
Then the club scene in the bathroom line she tried to act drunk but just looked stupid and stung out on something. The vomiting scene happened to fast and the scene where she almost got hit by a cyclist. It's like with certain scenes in the book they wanted to focus on those but at the same time just brush over them. I'm surprised they didn't add the tampon and blow job scene in it. Or would that have been too much?
If the doe-eyed, lost girl look is what they were going for then they picked a damn good actress for Ana. But Christian on the other hand. No! I'm sorry Jamie but no! You are not Christian Grey.He didn't stand out at all! Whether he was in a suit or regular clothes, he just looked like an everyday guy! There was nothing billionaire about him and that's sad.
And this whole you need to sign the contract but I'm going to call you my girlfriend anyways and continue to have sex with you for a hundred and twenty eight minutes is ridiculous! The erotic scenes were great! At first then it seemed to die down to boring!
And then of course the infamous ending of the spanking of Ana six times. Oh my gosh! Why was she crying like she got her feelings hurt on the playground? Get it? Playground?
He hit her once and waited like ten seconds for her to count each one it was ridiculous! Dominant nothing!
Great soundtrack though. However Love Me Like You Do should not have been played during the first helicopter ride.