50 Shades of Misconceptions

Rating: 1/10 (27 February 2015)

****Contains NO spoilers****
That's what this crap of a movie should have been titled
I saw this move (against my will and better judgment â€“ long story) days before its theatrical release. Now that the initial hype has greatly subsided, I felt it was time to post my thoughts about Fifty Shades of Grey.
SKIP IT!!
What a lot of misconceptions in which Hollywood over glorifies as well as glamorizes in what they (including the author of this poorly scripted Â…badly written mess of a book series) perceive this life and concept is and consists of. How do I know this? Basically, because I'm a switch â€“ meaning I exhibit both dominant and submissive personalities within this lifestyle.
Just skip this movie as well as the book series. If you're curious, read The Story of O or the works by Marquis DE Sade. Better yet, if you truly want to feel sexual tension in an office setting, rent The Secretary. Trust me, this classic James Spader with Maggie Gyllenhaal movie is WAY better that Fifty Shades of Whatever hands down.