Curiosity almost killed the Clurburuk...Why did I do it...?

Rating: 1/10 (17 March 2015)

I read the first book and laughed all the way through because it was so bad..
Atrocious writing coupled with antiquated views of BDSM made me liken the book to an awful car accident..You know you shouldn't look but your morbid curiosity takes over. 1 life down...
I then read the other two books hoping for improvement. I must have been clinically insane. 2 lives down...
I'm not sure what possessed me to watch the film, maybe I needed cheering up? The cast put me off immediately, I still do not see the lead cast as fitting to the characters. (but then I think the story I made up in my head was more imaginative than the book.)
The acting was poor and Dakota's nipples were the most on 'point' acting in the whole film. They say you can't polish a turd...it's true!
I'm now 4 lives down in my curiosity rating that's almost half my cat lives wasted...silly me for believing the words of D:Ream "Things can only get better!" WRONG!