Yes! You're all so correct! It's the worst movie ever!

Rating: 7/10 (24 March 2019)

Let me jump on the band wagon with you! It's terrible! Terrible film! Did you see the emotional depth in that movie? Such a terrible, horrible movie! How dare they make a movie that absorbs you like a sponge. Shame on them! Cinematography was amazing, and it was so dark, you could barely see what was going on! How can I watch a movie if I can't see what's going on? I mean, what were they thinking? Are you complaining that it was nothing like the book? Well, that's why I quit going to the library, if there's any good books there, they'll find them, make a movie about it, and the movie is just going to wreak compared to the book, because the movie won't have any pages to it, and it will give you salty reviewers something else to belly ache about! ( Sighs) So that's out of the way, let me jump OFF the band wagon now. Fifty Shades of Grey is anything but an exciting film. It's not intended to be. What we have here, is a man who has close to everything, and yet close to nothing at the same time. He has more money then he knows what to do with, and he lives a life many of us can only dream about. He has it all, right? Wrong. He is deprived. He's almost a lost, tortured soul. If there's one thing Mr. Grey doesn't know how to do, it's how to love a woman. He can fall in love with a woman, but he doesn't know how to love one. The way he's built, as a person, something messed up in that brain of his, wants to dominate his partner. He's a dominant. He wants YOU to be his submissive partner. This time, however, its a little different. Mr.Grey seems to have finally connected with someone. someone he wants to get to know a little better, someone who he wants to protect. someone he wants to...dominate...still....in a love like relationship. He makes it clear what he does, and he does not want to make her uncomfortable doing this either. So the film patiently drags us through drama hell, it takes us 40 minutes into the movie before he even shows her his "Play room". ( And, no, sweetie, he doesn't have a X Box.) If you don't like romance, if you don't have patience, and you are not tolerable of people who think a little different, stay away from 50 Shades of Grey. And please, if you have anything bad to say about this movie, keep it off of the reviews. because we already have enough reviewers bashing this work.