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Rating: 1/10 (26 April 2015)

Let me outline the story, to save anyone who is thinking of seeing this horrendous sh*t. Ana Meets Christian Grey at an interview and as she is getting in the lift to leave, Christian says "Ms Steel", to which Ana responds "Mr Grey". Later he invites her over his gaff to have some sex. Further on from here, he makes her sign a contract over dinner. After warning her very distastefully he "f*cks hard", he then proceeds to tie her up to a ridiculous slab in his basement, and proceeds to give her oral a few times over. He does this on a few occasions, followed by a silly helicopter ride. Then one day he spanks her so hard that she cries and leaves him. They one again exchange pleasantries in a lift and thankfully the film finally ends. Genuinely without trying to jump on the hate waggon, and without trying hard to think of other horrendous films to compare this too, this could quite possibly be literally the worst film I have EVER seen. An absolute disgrace to cinema.