Fifty Shades of Nope

Rating: 1/10 (14 February 2015)

I have watched "The Last Airbender." It was bad. I have watched "Manos: The Hands of Fate." It was pretty terrible. I have watched "The Star Wars Holiday Special." It was, until now, the worst thing I had ever seen in my life. Congratulations, Fifty Shades, you are actually worse than the worst thing ever. You were based on a book that was so badly written it's hard to believe that English is the author's first language, not to mention a book that didn't contain a lick of research into actual BDSM practices. And I'm not even going to talk about how the third book in the trilogy from hell contains a scene which sexualized an unborn child - something that made me literally throw up in my mouth when I saw it. Now, the film version of the worst book ever written is officially the worst film ever made. We have hit rock bottom, folks.