Fifty shades of Yawn.

Rating: 2/10 (16 February 2015)

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How utterly garbage this film was. Now I have read the books and I admit, I enjoyed them - My guilty Pleasure. But the film...
The acting was cringe-worthy to watch for a start. and No chemistry there whatsoever. The film felt rushed yet slow all at the same time, I found myself completely bored throughout. The sex scenes well.. Judging by the hype the media has sprouted about these scenes ( and how the book was eh-em filthy) I was expecting my eyes to be opened... eh sadly NOT the case. I have seen better sex scenes in Trueblood's Eric Northmans torture chamber!. I will just keep it short. Don't waste your time watching this pile of bore. But if someone close to you does happen to convince you to go... please make sure you take your smart-phones/iPhone put it on mute and get some levels on candy crush or something more worthy of your time as you will need it!. ( I left my phone at home and i wanted to cry buckets) .. Urgh.