Fifty Shades of yuck

Rating: 5/10 (13 May 2015)

All the hype for the books and this movie made it sound like this would be a wild erotic thriller with lots of sexual scenes. What I ended up seeing was a bunch on toned down versions of S &M. Now, I am not into that, but I was expecting something borderline x-rated. Many of the scenes were all build up to... nothing. If someone was to have a relationship like this in real life, they would be bored with it quickly. We did get brief scenes of Ana's naked breasts and rear, Christian's chest and a little of his bare butt. I assumed that because women found this book series so "amazing", it meant they would get some beefcake. I think I will just wait for someone to make a gay parody of this to get more enjoyment. Even a comedy version would be better. Perhaps those that made Superfast and Vampires Suck could do something more enjoyable.