Dumb

Rating: 1/10 (21 November 2015)

Actually, dumb and disappointing. The acting was poor, the direction (was there really a director?) was non-existent, the plot was so bad that describing it as "no plot" would be most accurate. Those moviegoers who were expecting some erotic excitement were cheated. The beginning and end of the story could only be best described as when the film started and when it ended. In short, there was no reason to go to see this movie at all. I saw it on one of my pay movie channels so thankfully, I was out no money, and the producers and director received not a cent from me. What I was out was two hours of my life that I can't get back. And, oh yes, there was some emotion, but it was all mine and is better defined as anger. I have only gone to two movies in my life that were so bad that I growled around the theater searching for the manager so I could sign for and get my money back. This one was so bad that physical damage to the theater or the manager would only do even if I got my money back. Please, please don't watch this movie, even if you watch it for free, because it's not even worth zero. I thought (very briefly) of giving the movie a rating of "2," because seeing the female star naked might be worth a "2" and she is indeed pretty and sexy. But I came to my senses and you should as well.