Worst movie I've ever seen

Rating: 1/10 (27 November 2015)

I read the books, which were 50 shades of awful. I did not go see the movie at the theater because I am still angry at myself for shelling out my hard earned money on the some of the most poorly written drivel in the history of the earth. When the movie showed up on HBO, I figured "okay, I'll pour myself a glass of wine and see if the movie is as bad as the books." Sadly, I convinced my husband to watch with me (he's still not speaking to me). We made it about 30 minutes into the movie when I said "I give! I can't take it! This is soooo bad! I'd rather watch Family Guy! (btw... I hate Family Guy)" At this point, my son points out there is a video on YouTube "50 Shades of Grey in 18 minutes" or something like that. We cue that up and let me tell you, it was infinitely more pleasurable to watch. At least we were laughing where you are suppose to laugh. Plus, the narrator is much more interesting than Dakota Johnson's "Anastasia Steele" or Jamie Dornan's "Christian Grey".
If you are looking for a great laugh or maybe a movie to turn into a drinking game, see 50 Shades. If you value your intelligence, don't waste your time.