50 Shades of Dreadful

Rating: 2/10 (15 February 2015)

In all honesty, I was not expecting much of this movie but after watching it, I must add that it was worse than I expected.I have bought the book out of curiosity like many people and didn't like it either.
The main problem with the movie itself is that the actors are terrible. Dakota Johnson is slightly better than Jamie Dornan but sill pretty bad.There was something seriously wrong with the cast choice...
Jamie and Dakota have zero on-screen chemistry in my opinion and everything about their relationship seemed incredibly forced and predictable. Their "romantic"adventures are just as exciting as watching a freshly painted wall dry.
The other major problem with the movie was that the lines were a mere copy-paste from the book. There was no creativity or imagination when it came to transforming the book into a movie. The line 'Laters,baby' was by far the worst. It was so unnatural that it made it look like the actor was actually reading the script right there rather than acting. The only reason why this movie is selling out theatres around the globe is because people are curious and have no idea how bad it actually is. When the movie was finally over and the lights were on again,everyone in the room was laughing and commenting on about how much of a joke it had all been.
Having just said this, I only regret that this is a trilogy and that we're going to have to go through two more films (well, not me anyway,because I won't waste another penny on this). That my friends, is pure torture.