It's good but it's not quite Carling!

Rating: 8/10 (16 February 2015)

Took the missus to see this late Saturday night as a "Valentines Date"
The film was pretty standard with a little bit of nip here and there. That Anastasia bird (The one who gets poked for some dollar) had a rug bigger than those in ikea but she was pretty tidy.
To be honest I didn't watch too much of the movie was busy trying to find the super sweet pieces of popcorn out of my large box.
The most exciting part of the night was when I found a salted piece in my sweet popcorn. Like seriously how does that even happen? Those staff must be messing with me, they were playing some sort of sick game.
Any way sat there watching some women get a abused on Valentines day was not really on the cards and it wasn't really a romantic film more of a "If an Aldi did pornos" kind of screening.
To be honest the missus was a little bit moist by the ending, which was fine by me.
We got home and my luck was in, we re-inacted a few scenes however I struggled to tie her up like he did in the film that guy must have been a scout he has some magical not going on in that film. I gave up and resorted to a mans best friend some good old duct tape.
Inspired by the movie I put in a porn star like performance, rolled over and went to sleep.
Good film and a great ending.