Waited 2 hr for something to happen

Rating: 2/10 (2 March 2015)

This movie views as awkward as the book reads. The least graphic way I can describe it is picture something a 50 year virgin old-maid who has lived with cats all her life would write, but only after being in a body cast for 2 months with no sexual release.
Its just awkward, the dialect is forced and everything in the story conveniently just happens to go their way. Its not plausible in anyway and to top it off, its BORING. I kept waiting for something of a actual story line to emerge from the miasma but nothing came. Even the music seemed mono-toned when paired with the often black and white back-grounds and muddled mood lighting The only reason I gave it 2 stars is its slightly better then Freddy Got Fingered