50 Shades of I want my money back

Rating: 1/10 (14 February 2015)

This movie was so shameful, and it's two hours of my life that I will never get back. The acting was abysmal at best, and I've watched porn that stirred more emotion than 50 Shades. Do not waste your money, you will hate yourself for going. If I had a time machine and could only go back in time and change one thing, I would not go to this movie. The singularly tolerable thing about this movie was the soundtrack, but even then the horrendously filmed BDSM scenes have pretty much ruined any song by Ellie Goulding or The Weeknd for me. This is a sorry excuse for anything that's supposed to be erotic, and I'm pleased to say that most of the movie theater agreed as they made no attempts to stifle their laughter and side commentary. Save your money, time, and dignity and go see the Spongebob movie instead.