50 shades of b-o-r-e-d-o-m

Rating: 1/10 (22 February 2015)

So the choice I had for films in English was 50 shades of b-o-r-e-d-o-m here in Istanbul.
Good grief, I have never been so thoroughly uncaptivated while watching a sex scene! The acting almost rivaled Keanu Reeves. The filming was tragic with every use of trite ideals.There is no use of the erotic aesthetic anywhere!
I was more turned on looking a fruit stand today at the open market. Well, I should have known better kink going pop and housewives flocking to Barnes and Noble to raid the bookshelves.
LarsVon Trier, please show them