Filthy Shame of Grey's Lack Thereof or (The Unintended Virtue of Audience)

Rating: Null/10 (13 February 2015)

by Rob Feight
When the girl twenty-somethings were buzzing about a book titled as though it was intended to assist passionate monochromatic painters with technique, I hardly took notice. A couple of months afterwards when the buzz had turned into giggled whispers at housewife round tables and on the radio, my curiosity peeked open nary an eyelid.
Three years, a movie and a cringe worthy mountain of negative reviews later and now hopefully, just maybe, this fraudulent, lecherous abduction of the classically beloved story of Cinderella will extinguish itself. Though, from the droves of moviegoers that have seemingly been going to bed unfulfilled, that fire may already be gone--with much the same speed in which a shallow, lustfully founded relationship fizzles.
The sooner the significant others of hard working average guys can cease daydreaming about this fallacy, the better.