Such a boring movie

Rating: 1/10 (26 April 2015)

(I mention one spoiler, but it is very minor.)
Too bad there isn't anything lower than a 1 rating, because I would give this a zero. I thought this movie was made with women in mind, but it clearly was not the case. Full female nudity dominated this movie, and that doesn't interest me if you get my drift. Mr. Grey was quite boring and not at all a sexy character, so all of the sexy scenes and dirty talk was kind of pointless and laughable. Innuendo at best, tee hee. It did not live up to all the hype. My husband wanted to watch this film and I didn't buy into it, but watched it for him anyway. Yet, he was the one who fell asleep before the end of it. I had to wake him up. It was truly that dry and repetitive, and the dialogue was absolutely terrible. I wouldn't recommend this atrocity of a movie unless you truly enjoy an unrealistic story line, cheesy dialogue, and a plot that moves slower than molasses dripping uphill in January. Personally, this "movie" was not worth my time and I really feel dumber for having watched it.