Fifty shades of "don't waste ur time"

Rating: 1/10 (13 December 2015)

So whenever I watch a movie with my husband either he or I will go to IMDb to read the reviews, and we both usually believe the ones with the most criticism in them. Neither one of us wrote a review EVER. Not until now, at least. If you are reading this, please take my advice and give up on the idea of watching this piece of garbage, unless you really absolutely have a miserable life and hate yourself with passion. One of my girlfriends read a book and was fascinated by it. When I asked her what was it about she told me "it had to do with one girl's exploration of her body and sexual limits", I instantly knew it was most likely some kind of "soft porn" (my husband's words) and gave up on the idea of even asking details let alone reading the book. I am English lit graduate, so I refuse to read just anything. Anyway, I happened to have a really rough past couple of weeks (tons of work and homework) and needed something to relax a bit, and I find this so excellently advertised movie and decide to watch it while dog-sitting my friend's puppy. I wish I'd never done it. I am not, unfortunately, one of those people who just turn to different channel when they don't like something, I just get it over with no matter how painful it is. This way none of my sexually neglected (by their husbands) friends will have enough arguments to convince me it's a good movie/show. So I watch it and I cuss and I swear and hate myself for ever starting to watch this. One word: CHEAP! From acting, actors, theme, conversations etc. CHEAP! Don't do it, if you do you will regret it for the rest of your life, just like I will. Go to the local library and rent Lady Chatterley's Lover instead.