the retractable claw of a cat

Rating: 3/10 (22 February 2015)

Me and my friend E. went to the cinema. She has bought tickets. I have to give some money. She tried to convince another friend, S. to come with us. Offered to buy popcorn if she wanted to come. S. did not accept.
Directed like a Brazilian soap opera. Main male actor with two facial expressions: hard and harder. At minute 20 I tell E. "I should go to some ironmongery a bit more often, maybe my life would change". Rivers of banality. But how many laughs! Not only us. Half of the movie theater reacted to what was thought as dramatic moments as ridiculous. She, Anastasia, is a good actress and enjoys decently 'Grey's appeal' and really cry when she felt treated badly (poor girl). At min 40 I think, "I did not buy bread. I have to buy bread." After ten minutes I have an attack of yawning. Goes on for a while. The only moment personally exciting is when he spanks her, her lovely tiny ass. For the rest the excitement level could be metaphorized as "cat's claw": the penis becomes retractable, gets inside instead of going out. Anastasia shamelessly resembles Charlotte Gainsboug in a pathetic effort of the producers to evoke the 'ninphomaniac' atmospheres. The last word should have been: anal (and not Ana, her name: Anastasia). Too bad. but how many laughs.