Even if you are into bondage...."Gag me with a spoon"

Rating: 1/10 (10 May 2015)

Watched it out of morbid curiosity.....and want that 2 hours and 5 minutes of my life back!
Routine sex, typical routine relationships get boring...I get it. Role playing and bondage can be fun for some with that acquired taste. But this movie was just weak, wack and a waste of time.
****Contains Spoilers******
Hollywood hasn't had an original thought in DECADES! I felt like this movie reeked of stolen scenes themes from other movies like Twighlight...the sexual Tension between Edward and Bella and how he could have basically killed her trying to have sex with her. Him being so powerful and her being so demure and frail.
Pretty Woman the scene when after they have sex, Richard Gere's character is playing the piano and Julia Roberts shows up in a bed sheet and they have sex at the piano. Richard Gere is a powerful business tycoon, who can't be bothered in a typical relationship though he is the most eligible bachelor in town.
I thought this would be about a naive young inexperienced girl meeting a guy who turned her out sexually. Not some twisted detached guy who really wants a woman to be willing to consent to being beaten then screwed, as per the contract.
The movie was just plain stupid in my opinion. I understand the concept behind sexual dominance and submission, at the core of it men are usually dominant in pursuing women and eventually and hopefully conscentually a woman consents or submits willing to a man. But dominance and submission roles can be reversed in this type of sexually fetish fantasy where the woman is the dominant and the man is the submissive. It can go both ways.
I'm not sure what this movie was trying to accomplish. It was never clear. I kept waiting for it to get better and it just fell flat and abruptly ended. With the feeling that there would be a series of sequels to it like Twilight...which as cheesy and poorly directed and acted for some reason is a guilty pleasure of mine. I can't explain why, but I watched just about all of them out of morbid curiosity and could sit through them again if nothing else better was on TV, which I hardly watch anymore.
The book had to be a page turner like a muddafukkah but this would be another movie adaptation that went all wrong when trying to translate from paperback to the big screen. The characters were not developed, their chemistry was not there and it was painfully awkward, and there was no reason for Ana to have fallen in love with someone like Christian, he never talked to her or confided in her about anything. The only thing I ever recall him telling her about himself was when she was sound asleep.
Watching paint dry would be more interesting than this