50 Shades of Grey? More like The Twilight Saga: With a little bit of porn edition

Rating: 2/10 (13 February 2015)

First of all, I've always believed that I was more of a "review reader" rather than a "review writer" but this movie got me so frustrated and so angry that I felt I needed to write my review. I wanna begin with Danny Elfman score on this film. If you wanna make an erotic movie the smartest thing to do is to put erotic and sensual music. But this movie made me feel like I was watching an episode of Desperate Housewives. This movie sure picked a fantasy score when It should have been better with a more dark twist like the way Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross do with films. Second of all, I can't begin to imagine how insulted the BDSM community must feel about the film. This thing called film was wrong about the whole idea of BDSM and turned it into a romantic high school movie. This idea of BDSM in this film is unsafe and totally erroneous. Then, let's go to the acting. I had higher expectations on the acting. Watching Jamie try to do an American accent was dreadful, watching him try to make a dark Christian Grey was painful. Dakota is a sexy woman rather than a awkward girl described in the book. Every time Dakota bites her lip, made me feel like I was watching Angelina Jolie trying to be naive and awkward, this poor intent of awkwardness was idiotic. Lets go to the horrible pick it was to put "One line-One scene" Rita Ora and Luke Grimmes in this film. The only reason Im giving a 2 out of 10 is because of the Soundtrack. This movie was a complete waste of time. I got bored in the cinema and decided to stay the whole time because I already paid for it.