Thank GOD the tampon scene wasn't in this movie.

Rating: 1/10 (16 February 2015)

""You'd kidnap me?" "Oh yes," he grins. "Hold me against my will?" Jeez this is hot." - Definitely not rape, from 50 shades of grey.
the 50 shades of grey movie was much less painful to experience than reading the horribly written, edited, and disturbing novel. This movie doesn't even extend into the "Cult Classic" category with it's nightmarish acting, horrific dialogue, and warped concept that offends the BDSM culture itself!
"He reaches between my legs and pulls on the blue string what! And a gently pulls my tampon out and tosses it into the nearby toilet. Holy (bleep). Sweet mother of all Jeez. And then he's inside me ah!" - True love, from 50 shades of grey.
Acting: 1/10 - There's a lot of things that you can tell about a movie from the actors. During many interviews, Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan express contempt for one another (if not the film itself). This followed into the movie. The acting seems almost robotic, lacking in personality.
The gooey sexual content: 1/10 - Porn was never meant for mainstream theaters. This is another example on why. The book ventures into bizarre forms of paraphilia and gender abuse that readers can't seem to get enough of. While many were making their pants moist, or pitching a tent for the tampon scene, the film had to be heavily edited from the "Fifty shades of sexual abuse" guide, in order for it to enter into theaters.
The atmosphere: 6/10 - The atmosphere along with the camera editing did indeed help make it slightly more tolerable. But what it didn't do, was keeping the men in the audience from laughing, saying "This is just diluted porn" to get up and walk away, or keep the women from sneaking out of the theater, hoping that nobody saw that they paid for it.
Overall: 1/10 - Porn is porn, whether we want to acknowledge it or not. There are many websites of men taking advantage of women and beating them while the woman says "More please" if that's what you're into. Attempting to add a storyline to porn doesn't often turn out well, and this goes double when you edit said porn and put it in mainstream media. This movie holds no stable plot to satisfy those who are seeking a good story, and it's offensive to women enough to spawn boycotting campaigns, it's offensive to the BDSM culture because it depicts a practitioner as being someone who takes advantage of their partner, and ultimately, there is absolutely no saving grace for this movie other than the tampon scene not being added. This movie holds no comedic value to compensate for its horrible performance in the sense that "Plan 9 From Outer Space" does, and it holds no strong plot, storyline, or acting for it to be taken seriously.
"Next time you'll be in the cargo hold, bound and gagged in a crate." -50 shades of grey
This movie will stand strong as being one of the largest money-makers this year, but its performance score will remain below the Spongebob Movie.
Don't torment yourself by watching this movie, and don't give someone who gets work inspired by twilight your money. God Speed, ladies and gentlemen.