Masterful Hype Job on the Worst Major Film of the Year

Rating: 3/10 (14 March 2015)

The massive hype preceding Fifty Shades assured it would be a big box office hit...I never read the book and against my better judgment viewed the film.
I should have known...all hype and little bite in a film that has virtually no distinguishable plot...it may have been developing but that's when the film ended leaving you with the knowledge that a sequel may be on the way.
We are given the rather absurd premise that a respectable young college senior and career virgin will jump into bed and into bondage as the willing sex slave of a billionaire. From there the film goes no where...oh, and with all the nudity, no pubes are shown.
If the book is anything like the film, I find it amazing this tepid successor to the 50's Peyton Place made the best seller list.