No Excuse For Abuse

Rating: 1/10 (26 January 2016)

1 star for the soundtrack. Take away Christian's money and looks and you've got yourself all the symptoms of a serial rapist, psychopathic misogynist with mummy issues.
Australia's best female morning news host Lisa Wilkinson said it best; "Fifty Shades of Grey is more appalling than appealing. It's domestic violence dressed up as eroticaÂ… and if there's one thing this movie is not, it's erotic.
Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey is the 30-something jerk of a billionaire who never seems to work. An emotionally crippled narcissist no one could love. Meanwhile, Dakota Johnson is the one-dimensional, lip-biting (could someone please get that girl a chapstick!) totally pathetic Anastasia Steele, who for no discernible reason falls in love with the aforementioned jerk and, single-handedly, sells women across the world short."