Not a fan, yet mildly surprised

Rating: 5/10 (27 February 2015)

I was intrigued. I haven't read the book and I probably never will. There must be better fanfiction about the "plot?" than the actual novel, written by people who do understand the power play and the complex psychology behind the BDSM world. There is just none of that here. The author didn't do her homework at the time. Wikipedia is just not enough or me or anyone, and probably highly offensive for members of that community.
Storyline aside (nonexistent), I am surprised at what Taylor-Johnson accomplished with such poor base material. There was little she could do to hide the flaws, as some of those are actually inherent to the story itself. (multi-gazillionaire and helicopters? seriously?) But I believe she did a pretty good job and I admire her for it, all things considered. Sam, get the money and run. Or stay to earn more, it's up to you. You are a free individual. Respect.
Dakota Johnson did great work, she gave a strong performance. Those who don't think so probably forget that these characters are quite shallow to begin with. To me, she gave the shy submissive a nuance of playfulness more than appropriate. (I might be biased because she is a cutie pie. OK, she's the only reason I watched this)
The role of the dominant is clearly fantasized over the top of the highest Dubai hotel. Jamie Dornan did what he could. Could have been much better, though. But again, this is not a faithful BDSM representation of sex. This is just extrapolating the kinky side and adding a troubled millionaire with mommy issues to the mix. 0 personality. Grey is not a real person. How to bring a fantasy to life escapes my understanding. Clearly didn't work.
Regardless, I watched it to see what this was all about. I get the fuss. I really do. Many ladies out there who are not sexually satisfied. But there is so much better erotic literature out there that it's painful. The story is sloooow, meaningless and often just plain idiotic. Ladies, raise your vibrators and claim your right to be satisfied. Tell your partners what you want, where to touch you. Communication is the key to pleasure (even with yourself). Something Grey doesn't seem to understand. Regain control. Give up control. Whatever works best.
Anyway, if this film brought you happiness, I'm happy for you. I truly am. That's the goal. But bear in mind it's Twilight fanfiction.