Just A 2 Hour Perfume Ad

Rating: 1/10 (23 February 2015)

I never read the book before. When I saw the movie and I ask myself: Â¿This is the book everyone is talking about? Certainly the most successful books are a big Lame. This movie is full with bad clichÃ©s: The innocent girl with messy hair, the intimidating billionaire, nude scenes with cheesy music that seems to be a 2 hour perfume ad. It really sucks. The only think I enjoyed was Marcia Gay Harden She was like fresh air after the dreadful couple: Anastasia and Christian.
Christian character is contradictory: he says "No Love, no romance" and he spent whole movie chasing Anastasia all over. The sadistic man became submissive.
THE MOVIE IS A PAINFUL BONDAGE TORTURE ITSELF. I went to the bathroom and buy some snacks and I didn't missed NOTHING. THE WORST ROMANCE MOVIE OF ALL TIME I SHOULD SAY. I think Basic Instinct 1 & 2 is more like it.
This Porno-For-Dummies movie gave me a lesson: NEVER WATCH A MOVIE BASED ON BEST-SELLING BOOKS.
E.L. James: Please never share your deranged fantasies with the world.