zero shades of jamie !

Rating: 1/10 (1 April 2017)

what was that ? i have read the book,and regardless what s been reported ,and all the fuss,i found it genuinely entertaining and original,... a good movie would have made it memorable,but...,how do i begin ? ...this movie was a joke,a bad joke!!!! it felt like a cheap boring aimless documentary, it has no soul,it was a disaster,i mean what were they thinking?????? jamie is like miles away from being the flawless charismatic "christian grey",no personality,no depth, nothing,just a superficial, absent minded "dude" who s just there to make money.. dakota,nonetheless,seems a little bit more devoted to the role,but doesn't do better either,... zero chemistry and zero attraction between the main characters make you feel uncomfortable,i mean these two seem to confuse reality with cinema and are just busy avoiding each other and it is way noticeable on screen. no sound track,no charm,no story,no emotions and no point of the whole drama. this movie is a dead piece of art,which has intentionally turned the story into garbage ,with a lousy director and a failed cast,... why the effort ,if there was no interest in the book,for whatever reason it might be,... what a waste of money and time..Hollywood at it s lowest!!!