50 Shades of Who Cares

Rating: 4/10 (15 February 2015)

While the acting and portrayal of the tormented Christian Grey was fantastic and he should go on to do amazing things. The plot and controversy has been massively over exaggerated with nothing much happening and a whole lot of over exuberant rope tying the movie could be summarised in a Youtube clip. The lead actress had an amazing bum but I can't say anything much nicer about the movie. I would not recommend seeing the movie, but Jamie Dornan could become one of the great actors, with a voice suitable for Batman and all the intensity of a fantastic actor. Even the sex scenes were tamed and the extreme, bondage was surprisingly tame with a bit of blindfolding and some gentle stroking to tease. About 20 seconds of anything controversial make this the most over hyped movie, without any reasoning.