I've seen this before

Rating: 1/10 (15 February 2015)

Liked it better when it was called 8 1/2 Weeks If you're a middle aged woman (the demographic who reads the feces on a page they call "books"), just wait for it to come out on DVD so you can touch yourself in private. Don't pull a Peewee Hermon.
Or better yet, wait until all the "good parts" are cut together by somebody and just download it.
Seriously, it's like when a porn has a plot. What's the point? Fast forward to the good stuff.
And by "good stuff" I mean the parts that make your inner thighs tingle.
Otherwise, watch with your friends and laugh at how horrible it is.