A joke. A terrible, terrible joke.

Rating: 1/10 (14 February 2015)

I am ashamed to say, I spent $8 going to see this movie today, but a good friend of mine joined me in verbally tearing apart the movie, and that made it bearable. We knew it was going to be a total bust as soon as it was announced it was going to be a movie.
It's safe to say it completely destroyed the expectations of the audience. The director's second mistake, (the first mistake making this movie) was the actors.
Maybe about a few minutes in I was kind of wanting it to end. The acting and the "chemistry" (or lack thereof), was very cringe worthy. I'll give Johnson credit, she tried to fulfill her role... oh, how she tried.... but it just didn't fit. Dornan I bet is a great actor, but it was difficult imagining and watching him turn into Christian Grey. His discomfort spoke VOLUMES, even the sex scenes were awkward and weren't as racy as everyone (and me) thought it would be. I kind of hate to say it, but even Pattinson and Stewart had more chemistry than those two.
Their, uhm, "relationship" in no way, shape, or form, could even begin to reflect what true BDSM is. I'm not an expert, but I know for a fact there's more to it than whips, chains, handcuffs, and bondage. They tried, but failed miserably to accurately depict the fundamental dynamics of a D/s relationship. I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to walk on eggshells with your dominant in fear he might get angry. I'm pretty sure you're supposed to respect your submissive's personal space and not track him/her down and show up unexpectedly at their location and demand what they're doing every second of everyday, sounds a little impulsive and controlling, would you agree? All in all, my suspicions have been confirmed and this was probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen and the worst book I've ever read.
"My inner goddess is doing somersaults in my head at the sight of him... yum." <----- paraphrased, but you get the idea.
Who says that??
So done.
*Click*