This is a story about two stereotypical paper figures biting their lips and looking bored.

Rating: 3/10 (17 February 2015)

This is a story about two stereotypical paper figures. I don't believe in the characters at all, and you feel all the way through the screen that Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan feel the same. The first half of the movie is extremely slow and uninteresting. They are building up to the first sex scene, which I don't even want to see. When the sex finally happen I'm surprised to find that this is where you find the interesting parts of the movie. Their relationship becomes a little deeper when questions like "what do you want to do to me?", "Do you wanna hurt me?" and "Why do you wanna do this to me?" rises. I'm sad to find that this isn't what the story focuses on, but instead it insists on showing her weakness and his superiority, which really doesn't need to be underlined yet again by her tripping or him buying her expensive stuff.
So, if you wanna see Dakota Johnson biting her lips endlessly and Jamie Dornan trying to look intense and interesting, but instead looking bored, this is a movie for you. If not? Rewatch Nymphomaniac!