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Rating: 5/10 (4 May 2015)

Fifty Shades of Grey
Thanks to political correctness, the only place you can spank someone nowadays is in the boudoir.
Or, a sex dungeon – like the one featured in this drama.
During an interview with philanthropist Christian Grey (Jamie Dornan), literary major Anastasia (Dakota Johnson) strikes a cord with the reserved industrialist.
A chance encounter reunites them and they form a bond.
Before it goes further, however, Christian presents Ana with a sex contract detailing the acts of BDSM he hopes to inflict upon her.
Hesitant, she eventually agrees and receives gifts in exchange for her submission.
But Christian's callousness causes her to question if she can ever change her troubled torturer.
With laughable dialogue delivered by amateurish actors this soft-core composite of every female fantasy is as vapid and tawdry as its best selling literary inspiration.
What's more, abused women finally have a better excuse for their bruises than falling down the stairs.
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