There is actually a worse love story than Twilight

Rating: 3/10 (14 July 2016)

Before watching this movie,I have witnessed the impact of the book.Out of the people I know,only girls/women actually bought and read it.It was the center of many scandalous conversations.From the beginning,I believed it to be thrash,mainly because as I mentioned above only girls(and blonde women from some stupid TV show in the morning zone)would talk about it and it's "dark" sex scenes.So,even though I did not had my hopes up,I was expecting something provocative,something a bit porn/fetish like,something mainstream at least......My oh my,was I in for a surprise...The story is totally improbable,but let's say we decide to overlook that(it's a movie after all,don't need to get all realistic),the plot was going nowhere.A rich businessman with a dark door(literally) in his life,with strange appetites,a beautiful young girl with no experience,innocent but also willing to try the spices of an uncommon sex life...Nowhere near that!!There was no depth in the dialogues,they were stationery,with no essence,going in circles over nothing really.What you thought would be a kinky romance with some hard sex,was actually a messed up protagonist,very confused about what he wants,creepy and sadistic,aiming at a young girl who kept talking about what "normal people do",pushing for her own suffering to happen,only to regret it seconds after,leaving him forever.
It was obvious that the guy had problems but there was no character development,so we never learn anything that can be said in more than a sentence or two.There in so intensity anywhere,not even in the long awaited,by the masses,bdsm.I have seen butterflies f***k harder than this.There was no erotism,no romance,no drama.Just a pile of scenes,intended to look different from each other,each adding something to the movie(one drama,one romance,one depth),but with no success.The acting was not convincing to say the least and the awkwardness was so high in almost every minute of the movie that I look back at Twilight scenes and think"There is actually a worse love story than Twilight".The only smart thing about this movie(smart in a commercial way)is that there is a ridiculously rich man involved in the story,so you get to see a bunch of serious money situations like rides with planes,helicopters,cars,huge houses with gardens,nice suits etc. and for a split second you get distracted from how hollow a movie this is....Or not :p
I give this movie a 3 out of 10.The only reason for this,is that when younger,I was unlucky enough to watch some zombie movies from 1960 that were so horrible I couldn't even laugh or wait till their end.Those were worth 0-1 out of 10....That is why "50 shades of creepy/cringe and awkward" gets a 3 and not a 1.....
So happy I did not pay to see this one,feelling bad for anyone that did.