Cartoons have more depth

Rating: 1/10 (22 February 2015)

It's good to see movies like this - it makes you appreciate other movies, that _try_ harder, more. Let's be frank: if there is a movie that'll win ALL golden raspberries – this is it. It's just that bad. Cartoons have more depth than this movie - many times over.
There is no life. There is no script. There is no _story_. There is no depth in the characters in this movie. At all. They might as well have rented robots – the characters are that shallow. It's almost creepy. There are many twists and turns but we never fathom why they are. I can't fathom the choices they make.
As for the scenes trying to tell the movie's story... Really... The only reason they are there is to gather a 'R' rating. It's like the old method of putting a couple of dirty words in there to get the attractive 'R' rating. The nudity, the purported "sex" scenes, the bondage - it's mere exhibitionism and does nothing for the story.
Bland. Boring. Awful. Just awful.