Stupid five

Rating: 1/10 (30 March 2012)

Right from the opening scene, this flick goes fast stupid and furiously nonsense. Throughout the whole torture (vin diesel escaping from police escort, stealing cars from moving train, dragging vault through crazy traffic etc etc), these guys so meticulously calculate the dynamics and impact of car dash, crash and chase that they should get call from NASA so that these folks can exactly pin point where exactly mars rovers gonna land on the alien planet. FBI's best guys looks like a pack of chasing wild dogs with their sense of direction fitted up their behind. They were supposed to be after FBI's most wanted nuts and should'v been able to close the chase soon instead the fast five guys managed to get a whole aircraft hanger for their plan simulation, they had whole lot of exotic cars for their dress rehearsal, they even managed to drag race stolen police cars across the street (I guess Brazil does not goes this numb even during world cup soccer), looks like lying low should read upside down from now. The whole climax scene is so damn ill conceived that it totally knocks the brain out , I can't even put in words how stupid the whole climax was, just watch it to believe. This movie does not feel worth even after I switch off my logical processing unit. Apparently fast five guys in their cars seems more secure than US president in his Air Force One.
Aghasttttttttt...........