Braindead on Arrival; Could Not Finish

Rating: 2/10 (12 November 2011)

I usually finish movies - even bad ones - but this is worse than bad. Girl: "I'm Pregnant"....Boy: "You're Kidding me!?".... or "This Mission just went from Mission Impossible, to Mission Insanity"....yes that's the kind of completely brain-dead dialog that's commonplace in this holy-hell-crud-fest. This is a movie whose story and dialog has the sophistication of a Grand-Theft-Audio Video Game. It features ludicrous action sequences, terrible direction, and equally bad acting and line deliveries. There are lots of good looking people on screen with stilted cue-card-bad line-delivery take your pick of any actor involved. Before even starting this stink-fest you knew who the target audience was for by the PG-13 rating. To top off, the music is lifted from old Miami Vice episodes. Not worth your time. A true turkey!