The furious(est) movie yet

Rating: 3/10 (28 May 2013)

The movie had too many logic or writing flaws for me to enjoy it. Flaws:
-Predictable double agent.
-Letti and the double agent fight early on in the movie. They are on the same side at this point since Letti hasn't defected yet (quite possible Letti does not know about the double agent, meaning that this isn't a flaw)
-They find the paint from the compound inside the base BEFORE they head to the compound
-Vin Diesel can fly
-Steroid Chef Ramsay is not a parody of actual Chef Ramsay (also predictable fight with The Rock)
-Bad guys shoot little devices onto cars that: a) can override a motor b)are for whatever reason not packed with an explosive charge (they even had a remote to trigger them)
-The trip wire guns shoot chunks of metal into rock so hard that the wire stops an entire armoured truck from moving yet has little to no recoil
-They have vending machines in their super secret covert hidden base(those things are kept track of)
-The convoy to hide the chip from the bad guys known for using fast cars to do their work consisted of slow cars
-The convoy did not consist of a helicopter
-There was a tank inside the truck.
-The tank was armed and unmanned.
-The runway was a million friggen miles long
-Tokyo drift's girlfriend died predictably (it was predictable because they settled their conflict too early)
-Predictable wife kidnapping
-After sniper showdown Shaw drives away. Vin stands there and does nothing as The Rock leaves his sniper post to join him. They are both at the mercy of other sniper who does not shoot them for whatever reason.
-Super bad-ass antagonist Shaw is killed by freak accident. Very unsatisfying.
-Jeeps drive as fast as a plane can fly.
-Vin catches Letti in the air and completely reduces her speed rather than exploding into a rain of gore.
-Vin drives his car from the storage part of the plane out the cockpit
These are just the ones I can remember from the 20 minutes I spent on this. In short, this is a movie for dumb people. On the more optimistic side, the cars went fast, the ladies were buxom, and the fights were pretty cool. Did I mention steroid Ramsey? If you want a good rental to watch with a couple of buddies, this is it. If you want to feel stimulated, go watch something else.