Another part of the franchise so dead I'm honestly baffled how it makes any money

Rating: 1/10 (11 April 2019)

I hated FF5 so much that I should have stopped there, and 6 was predictably even worse. I was paying close attention, and I can honestly count on my fingers the number of times that the dialogue *wasn't* overacted, extremely contrived, and/or totally unnecessary. And I'm pretty sure every one of the acceptable lines was the Rock going off script.
At least the action is cool, right? Well, actually, no. The action reveals an incredulous lack of understanding of basic physics, and the lack of realism in every single action sequence makes the scenes boring and even unwatchable.
The plot, dialogue, and action is inexcusably horrendous. I will be sure to avoid movies written by these screenwriters.