worthless waste of time, money, and film

Rating: 1/10 (7 September 1999)

This is without a doubt the worst movie that I have ever seen. Terrible acting, slow-moving plot, and absolutely unbelievable fools for characters (no, this does not make for a better movie. Better movies allow the audience to IDENTIFY with the characters). The only thing that could have given this movie a shred of credibility and humor was if it were based on a true story. But surprise, surprise...it wasn't! The writers/producers took a few creative liberties in this story, one of which was the intro which states that it was based on a true story.
Whenever I speak to someone who feels that this was a great movie, their argument for it is typically, "Well, just think about the context. This actually happened! It's based on a true story!" Hmmm...do you believe everything you see in the movies? Maybe you'd better watch out for the Blair Witch the next time you go for a walk in the woods.