What an amazingly and thoroughly disappointing movie.

Rating: 2/10 (28 July 2016)

There is absolutely no reason for this film to be noteworthy in any way.
Some movies aren't good, but at least they are bad. This one doesn't even have the courtesy to be even bad.
The story is mundane and replaceable. The scenery is as boring as a literal blank piece of paper. There is nothing that can even be said about the acting. No character one could connect to. Barely anything happens.
And I'm no action junkie. I prefer calmer but smarter films. This one is just calm. But with nothing going on behind it. Which misses the whole point. Like a piece of music that as so obsessed with the silent parts, that too little notes are left for the silence to stand out and mean anything anymore.
I can only attribute its high score to a severe case of film snobbery.
So if you are the type who lives in a very very rural area, yet believe there is such a thing as a wine/cigar/ "expert" and that you are one If you "like" caviar. Or engage in other kinds of silly snobbery then this one's for you.
You can act like you like it to elevate your ego all day, and for no reason everyone will believe you. Congratulations.