Oh My GOD!!!!

Rating: 3/10 (15 July 2005)

*Warning This May Contain Spoilers* The plot revolves around a group of astronauts, who go up into space but are hit by some cosmic radiation and they get super powers and they must use them against Dr.Doom and stop his evil plans.
This movie (can i even call it that?) is just one bad moment after another, now this is not the first time the Fantastic Four have been made. In the 1994 one (which wasn't even released!) was only made so that the studio who owned it could keep the rights to the film. Now we come to the 2005 Fantastic Four and is it any better, well maybe just a little. But that does not excuse the fact to make a film with such lame time wasters like a snowboard scene and really crap one liners. Like The Thing says to some kids 'Dont Do Drugs'. Well i think that the whole cast and crew were on drugs. Now the action scenes in this are pretty bad, like the last battle scene lasts for like 30 seconds. Even worse they spent nearly the whole movie arguing. This was almost as bad as Batman and Robin. Another thing Doctor Doom sucked, he didn't even put on his mask until the end and he didn't even really do anything, he sucked! The only reason i gave it a three was out of pity and also for Jessic Alba, even though her character was bad, she was mighty fine. :) I hope that Tim Story will never direct a movie again. ***/**********