Oh the humanity!!!

Rating: 1/10 (14 December 2005)

Absolutely the (THE) worst film adaptation of a comic-book (graphic novel) ever made. The only reason I even give it one star, is due to Michael Chiklis and Chris Evans, plus the special effects. Chiklis isn't the greatest actor, but he does that sort of role well. I hated Evans, but that was the point, he's playing a cocky a******. The rest of the acting was pathetic, by that I mean the leads. Gruffudd was the worst, but followed closely by Alba and McMahon. Really feel sorry for Chiklis, his work in *The Shield* is impeccable, and I say that as someone who doesn't really like that sort of show.
Look, this is a comic book. They are always overly dramatic on the human interactions, but that is the appeal, simplistic human portrayals to mirror the larger than life characters. About all we got here were the stupid soap-opera interactions, slighting the larger characters. This was crap on a stick, the stick being our hopes for having some faithfulness to the genre. Now I have to go wash my hands, they feel sticky and smell bad from dealing with this poo. I can't believe I spent $20 on this fecal matter.