Fantastical Crap!

Rating: 3/10 (8 July 2005)

This movie is horrible, yet I cannot place any particular blame on it since it all around and collectively ranks up there on the suck-o-meter. From what I could gather the only people who liked it who were people age 15 or less and parentals who found parts too funny for their own good. This is one of those movies that you feel five mins into it that it is just going to be a big let-down. Besides combining extreme sports, subtle corporate plugs, a horrible storyline that never requires the characters to do anything cool with their super powers until the end, an all around script that goes for the easy jokes, and a sub-par cast, it just fails on so many levels.
I'll admit, there are some funny parts, but these don't save this Marvel vomit. Go see Begins or rent Incredibles for a superhero movie worth watching.
I would have walked out if I weren't there with my friends.