Disaster!

Rating: 1/10 (8 July 2005)

Don't listen to all of the FAKE REVIEWS left by the studios trying to hype this film. Honestly, how many 10 star reviews can you give to a movie when you have no other reviews to your credit? IMDBers know better than to believe bogus reviews that so unbelievably over the top. For hyping this turd, you should be ashamed of yourselves. The story and dialogue are so lame it's insulting. Jessica Alba and Tim Story had no business being in this picture. This is no franchise, which is what they are obviously trying to create instead of trying to entertain us with a quality movie. I won't bore you with the details. They are more than enough bogus reviews to sift through that will tell you more than you to know (if you believe them.) Did I say that most of the reviews for this movie are bogus? It's not great, it's the next Catwoman. Spend your money on a quality movie like Batman instead of the boring 4.