FX and Alba-fixations? Yes. Good movie - NO

Rating: 7/10 (9 July 2005)

Got to sit in on a preview. If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie. As has been previously stated, some close relationships were ignored while others were pandered to. Hmm... have to keep adding lines to a rather terse evaluation of a throw-away flick. If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie. As has been previously stated, some close relationships were ignored while others were pandered to. If you're looking for a real movie with a real plot, RUN (do not WALK!) away. ~Nuff Said. OK, not enough said. So be it. If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.If you like SFX and are greatly enamored with Jessica Alba in a tight bodysuit, this is your movie.
Do you get the point now? My review is a lot like the movie.