cast jessica alba then make her invisible? r u kidding?

Rating: 3/10 (8 October 2006)

i applaud anyone who puts jessica alba on screen. at least the film captures her walking toward us in several scenes. the movie would have been better if it simply videotaped her walking for an hour. what kind of director decides to photograph her in poor light, limit her time on screen, and make her invisible? the only thing we could figure is that it was in her contract that she be invisible during the romance scenes, specifically so she could get out of the on-screen kisses with her co-star: they of no good chemistry. her alleged brother (do these two look like siblings?) is also trying to save this shipwreck, but the result is inevitable: the writing and dialogue make you cringe and make you wonder what age group was being targeted. we were thinking 12-year old boys. FF2 could work as a sequel, but i just hope that some casting director sees jessica alba walking and puts her in a movie where we can just watch her walk. (maybe it is time to rent honey again.) we really wanted to know who made this movie so we could avoid them in the future. amazingly, i really liked mr. and mrs. smith, and i think that THAT director knew what to do with angelina jolie's beauty. if i were the production company, i would get the mr. and mrs. smith director to teach the FF2 director how to light his star and how to luxuriate over her.