Not so Fantastic Four

Rating: 1/10 (5 August 2005)

OK, before I begin I suggest that all the people who gave good reviews to Fantastic Four (FF) to sit down, have a coke and shut the f@*k up. This film is one of the worst films I've seen in my life, its way down there with Solaris. Where to begin with this one, there was so much junk, bad story lines and unbelievable coincidences it boggles the mind. The fat lady who lives next door could have directed a better film. Like The Thing's wife, there's all the boys (FF) out on the middle of the bridge saving the fire department from certain death and bad CGI. How did she manage to be front and centre for the whole giving back the ring scene? S. Storm had to strip down to get the others up front, why? and how? If I was Doom id just surround myself with a couple of rows of news reporters to guarantee safety. Good IL' Stan Lee played the best roll and showed us his day job as the postie...Good job Stan. Between Disastrous CGI, HUGE plot holes, BRUTAL acting, SICKENING U.S. patriotism and UNBELIEVABLE Coincidences I give this film a 1 as I'm not given the option of a negative number. PS. I actually just joined this web site to warn other people (cinema victims) of this garbage :(