Fantastic Flop

Rating: 1/10 (9 July 2005)

The story, or lack thereof, jumps around more mindlessly like an episode of Seinfeld; the only difference, is Seinfeld is funny. F4 tries to incorporate a lot of humor, however it all ends up a little (too much) bit campy. I would like to bring up an example but my head actually hurts too much after watching this debacle of a film... I haven't seen worse acting since "Revenge of the Sith."
Who directed this film? MTV? That's what it seems like; it plays out like an episode of the 'Real World'. There's a hot girl, a 'too cool for school' guy, a loser, and a brawny guy... Nothing's really explained, there are a ton of loopholes, no climax or build-up, it's just people 'doing stuff' on film.
A few things that really bugged me were: 1 - Why the heck did they get those specific special powers 2 - Why did the Thing's wife leave him (without even talking to him!!!) 3 - Why go into space when you can BUILD your own 'space-cloud-thing' 4 - Why am I even wasting my time talking about this movie... Here's the only thing I need to say...
The only people I can see enjoying this film are fan-boys and children 4-15. Worst movie of the Summer by far!
1/10