Turn Brain Off

Rating: Null/10 (9 July 2005)

I went into this one with rather low expectations, and somehow managed to come out of the theater disappointed. If you have seen one of the trailers for this one, you probably know 99% of the story and the remaining 1% is really not worth it.
Special effects are very poor for such a sci-fi/comic adventure. Acting is in most places below par. Story is as per trailer.
Overall total waste of time, not worth seeing, not even worth discussing or reviewing. My rating of 3/10 can be broken up like this: 0/10 for the movie, 3/10 for the occasional good joke from Chris Evans (most of which were previously shown in the trailer(s) and the pleasant features of Jessica Alba.
Ioan Gruffudd (Reed Richards) 1/10
Jessica Alba (Sue Storm) 4/10 (Acting) 8/10 (Charisma)
Chris Evans (Johnny Storm) 7/10
Michael Chiklis (Ben Grimm) 4/10 (Includes +1 Bonus for having worn bulky costume for duration of shoot)
Julian McMahon (Victor Von Doom) 5/10
Tim Story 3/10