Fantastic Four is not fantastic

Rating: 3/10 (12 July 2005)

I saw Fantastic Four yesterday with low expectations and left dumber than I could have expected. I literally laughed at almost every serious scene and I wanted to punch The Thing in the face every time he moaned about how "he wanted to be normal" and "the others don't know how good they had it". The movie was extremely unconvincing and made me hate myself. The movie would have been much better if it was meant to be a parody on superhero movies, but the fact of the matter is that it wasn't. It was meant to be and Action- Packed Thriller and instead it was a giant joke. I wasn't disappointed due to the fact that I didn't really want to see it in the first place after seeing The Thing say "It's clobbering time" in the previews. I can honestly say that the only good thing about the movie was the scene where Jessica Alba gets in her underwear when she thought she was invisible, and she still was no where near as sexy as she was in the great Sin City. Overall, Fantastic Four's acting was under par, the plot was terrible,the writing was terrible, and the special effects were only mediocre.
I do not recommend this movie for anyone but mindless idiots who like cheesy lines "Flame On" or geeks who are absolutely obsessed with Jessica Abla.