Fantastic BORE...

Rating: 2/10 (3 August 2005)

And yes I meant for all the letters to be capitalized. I went to see this supposed good action flick, with my mom and cousins, and instead got this utter piece of garbage! The only character who shows (or at least attempts to show) any real emotion is the Thing. Micheal Chiklis' was reasonable as him. The CGI fire for the Human Torch was good. But other than that everything was unexciting. Couldn't they at least come up with a better mask for Von Doom? And try to make his voice sound more menacing, something like the Green Goblin? The whole engagement ring scene was laughably stupid and unforgivable. The soundtrack is extremely annoying. And nothing in Reed's lab looked real. There is no love shown in Von Doom's proposal to Susan. I don't have time to mention every mistake/cliché or I would.
All I can say is that this movie is totally clichéd. The only reason I gave it a two is because as I said before I thought Micheal Chiklis was pretty decent,but that's it. Everything in it is nothing that hasn't been done or seen before. Please don't waste your time or money on this, instead give it to something well worth it.