The last time I checked, good acting was a plus........

Rating: 1/10 (14 December 2005)

I'd like to start off on a positive note - but no matter how much I would like to - I simply cannot. Hang on a minute while I pound my head against a desk in a vain attempt to think of something nice I could say about this waste of celluloid. Okay, I'm back, and it didn't work. I could bash the directing(or lack thereof). I could rip apart the atrocious acting. I could punch holes in the see-through plot. I could even make fun of the soundtrack, but I'm not going to. Instead, I'm going to take the high road and complain about the overall lack of breasts in this particular film (The ONE thing i believe could have saved this flop). As a rule, superhero movies have never been all that great. (except for Spiderman, of course.) But this one takes the cake. I'd like to say one thing in closing: I'm pretty sure that the Thing was taller than 5'4" In short: Don't waste your time. Read the comics. They are much better and at least you won't be forced to listen to Sum 41.