Just Lame

Rating: 2/10 (13 September 2010)

Okay, after the Spider-Man movies, I was intrigued by this latest superhero flick. I knew it would probably be cheesy because the show and comics were kind of lame, but so were the Spider-Man shows and comics. However, I was astonished as to how stupid this movie was. Who was the genius that thought Alba would make a good addition to this film? She's terrible. She's awful. She's there solely for the scene when she takes off her clothes.
The effects were... half way decent. Almost. The screenplay is crap. And I do mean crap. And the only person who is the least bit interesting to watch in this film is The Thing. So, 25% of the actors in this movie make any effort. I think that pretty much sums it up.
As if the movie couldn't give me enough to gripe about, the villain was just lame. I mean, he wasn't scary or bad a** or anything. He was just... kind of mean and ticked off. The story is full of plot holes that I could go into detail about, but that would take up way too much time...
All in all, nothing about this movie reaches the "decent-movie" mark. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Wasn't this suppose to be the *Fantastic* Four?
2/10