Wow, and I thought "Catwoman" was terrible.

Rating: 1/10 (10 July 2005)

Comic book movies are notoriously hit-or-miss, if you want proof look at some of the Batman movies. This movie is without a doubt a miss. Not that I was expecting this to be contender to begin with; it's my opinion that the Fantastic Four was a sub par comic book series. This movie is a classic case of "crap in, crap out."
With lines like "'You're hot!' 'Thanks so are you.'" in the trailer, we all could predict this to be a horrendously stupid movie. As such, I had my standards set to "low." Even when I was expecting nothing, this movie disappointed me. Now one might say "Ed, at least the special effects were cool," which they were, but a turd is still a turd polished or not.
With a climax so anti-climactic and acting that wouldn't convince a toddler, I deem this movie unfit for human consumption. And I am going on record as saying I want to kick Chris Evans' ass.