The lameness of the acting overshadowed by plot-holes

Rating: 1/10 (12 October 2005)

Being somewhat of a Jessica Alba fan from her 'Dark Angel' days, I was willing to see what sounded like a pretty lame comic book adaptation. However, my original suspicions proved to be correct, as this movie was possibly the lamest, stupid, plot-hole ridden crap fest that has ever been forced upon unsuspecting audiences by money-hungry soul-less Hollywood studios.
After the formal recognition of both 'Daredevil' and 'Catwoman' as incredibly crap movies, you would think that the corporations would finally get the idea and start introducing QUALITY to their movies rather than continuing with this kind of C-class vomit provocation.
What little story that was offered between the endless low-quality special effects was both boring and unbelievable (although I realise reality wasn't exactly the objective here). The acting was generic, wooden, special mention given to Chris Evans or 'Johnny Storm', for his incredibly bad acting. You have to give him credit for making the others all seem like potential Oscar winners as he stumbled his way through this 'film'.
No doubt, as it will make a profit from bored teenage boys and 40 year old virgins still living with their moms, a sequel will be released. This time I won't make the mistake of seeing it.