Not the worst.... but pretty bad.

Rating: 5/10 (11 November 2005)

This wasn't even close to the worst movie I've ever seen, and was sort of entertaining at times, but overall I think it was a pretty bad movie.
I had the following issues with it: 1. The most inane, clichéd and unintelligent dialogue that I have heard in a LONG time. This actually made me laugh quite a few times, like when one of the "Scientists" was like... "Dude... What WAS THAT???".... haha. The dialogue seemed like it was made up 90% of clichés. I could write better dialogue than this! 2. The actors/actresses had a really big problem trying to act intelligent and sometimes with acting in general. I am glad that most of them gave up the smarty facade after a while in the movie.
3. The story was generic and uninteresting... how many times have I seen this before? Anyways, this is a "family movie" which usually caters to the lowest common denominator. It is probably good for up to a teenager, who hasn't seen many movies before and is in awe of the cool snowboarder dude and Jessica Alba, but comparing it to most of the movies out there, this is sub-par (which is really saying something).