Fantastic Snore

Rating: 4/10 (17 December 2005)

If you are looking for anything beyond a bucketful of expensive-yet-unconvincing special effects, it certainly doesn't appear in this movie. The main actors are all good and hard working, but there is no reason to care about the characters they play. The ones that come closest to being meaningful are the bad guy Victor and the "good" guy Ben, but in general each of the five (f4 and bad guy) have such trite, myopic, and annoyingly self-absorbed world views that any sympathy you can have for them is atrophied long before the first big boom in the movie.
And just in case you are interested, don't go looking for any beguiling views of Jessica Alba in her form-fitting costume. The entire movie doesn't have even one. The "romance" between her and her two suitors is so flat you would think Sue Storm has no sex appeal whatsoever.
Overall, a waste of time and talent.