Fantastic Flaw: Sucks pooh through a straw.

Rating: 1/10 (19 July 2005)

This movie is just so BORING! The actors are cheesecake and the whole thing is so predictable. The special effects aren't so special, nothing of interest happens for the first hour and a half. It reminded me of the old joke:
"Man goes into the butchers and asks for a pound of bacon, the butcher asks 'Lean back?' so the man leans back and asks for a pound of bacon."
Not funny, not clever and wholly predictable Batman. The experience of watching this movie reminded me of watching the Hulk and I only ever wanted to do that once in my lifetime.
If you have nothing better to do than watch this movie then do nothing.
When is Hollywood going to stop force feeding us these toothpaste advertising "actors"? Someone save us from the shiny happy people.