Where's the action gone?

Rating: 3/10 (6 December 2005)

Seriously, They spend 3/4 of the movie talking in science gibberish and then BOOM! FOUR MINUTE ACTION SCENE! BANG! VILLAIN DEFEATED! ROMANCE! SUE AND WHATS-HIS-NAME KISS! END CREDITS!
Wasn't this, like, supposed to be an action movie? If it was then where's the action? The four-minute-fight at the end didn't cut it. At all. Hell, I couldn't even make out what was happening.
Also, the jokes were crap.
Oh, and the characters were annoying.
The special effects weren't very good either.
It all felt like a big waste of time.
It's never a good sign when you're thinking ''That's it?'' at the end of the movie.
At least Jessica Alba looked good.