I'm just going to make this short

Rating: 1/10 (9 July 2005)

Most of the other REAL reviews have said everything I want to. I'll just say this.
I would have given this movie a 3-4 out of 10 because while you can tell from other reviews how the script was God-Awful and the direction was poor, the Human Torch and the Thing were alright in my opinion. Sure, they were cheesy, but they made me laugh and I could almost get into the scenes where they were without the presence of the other two.
HOWEVER This gets a 1/10 to help even out the rating that FOX HAS CORRUPTED BY USING STUDIO-PLANTED 10/10s. This truly disappoints me. I know that studios pay off small time hack critics all the time, but this is really low and pathetic. Try hiring talent and managing your projects better. This movie was completely sub-par on everything except the cgi (and most people who are more picky than I on special effects generally agree that it could have been much better too.)