Sleep-inducing

Rating: 1/10 (26 February 2017)

I've tried to finish the movie many times. But each time I would start yawning a few minutes in.
I've seen all the Harry Potter movies, and they're OK. This one, however, is a lengthy yawnfest. I cannot find anything interesting in this. There's no story, no relatable or lovable characters. Even the CG effects are poor. None of the creatures look real.
Halfway through, it becomes clear that the movie is about child abuse. Yeah, hell hath no fury like a child abused. He turns into a tornado that rips New York apart. Beware, parents who spank your children's asses.
PS: How come Jacob the baker is played by an actor so unattractive? What did that mind reading Witch see in him other than a pig?
The movie makes a lot of money, and garners positive reviews. This is a good example that shows that a poor movie can still be a moneymaking machine, and professional movie critics are full of crap.