A Counterargument

Rating: 10/10 (17 June 2017)

This review is a shout out to all the people who complained about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (FBAWTFT).
Okay people, listen up! I'm going to respond to complaints with counterarguments.
A big complaint is that Eddie Redmayne (Newt Scamander) mumbles most of his lines and doesn't make eye contact enough with the other actors. I've got an answer to that: Newt Scamander is meant to be a shy, socially awkward guy. When you think about it, it makes a lot of sense that he mumbles. You've met people that mumble. And the eye contact problem? His character is supposed to be a guy who connects more with animals than with any other person. He's not exactly used to talking to people.
The next complaint is that the CGI is not perfect. Does it matter? Nope. Does it still support the story? Yes. Moving on.
The last complaint is that there is no plot. There's a plot. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to summarize it. There are two stories going on at once during it, but it's still a plot.
I hope the complainers found this useful, if they've even read through the whole review. They probably haven't.