I tried, and tried, and tried ...

Rating: 2/10 (26 March 2019)

I really really wanted to like/love this movie, and watched it 4 times. The first time, I was so bored at the halfway point I gave up, the second time I made it to just past the halfway point and gave up, the third time I was drunk so I think I feel asleep and vaguely remembered the ending, the fourth time I was fully present and paying attention, and was utterly determined to make it all the way through just to see if the film finally found its sea-legs and became 'good'. Well, I'm here to tell you, the emperor HAS no clothes, and to be perfectly honest, it must be very very young people who are liking and rating this movie, that have barely ever seen movies, and just blunder about liking everything no matter how dull it is. This movie is so incredibly dull. All due respect to those who laboured over the special effects/costumes etc, and even the actors, who do the best they can with such a dull storyline, but in the end, nothing can save this film from being reminiscent of watching paint dry or watching grass grow. Sorry guys, but you will only like this film if you have a very high tolerance for tedium.