worst...comic...movie...ever!!!

Rating: 1/10 (30 September 2007)

.05 out of 10 stars No, really...I mean it. This wretched pile of film makes other comic-sourced stinkers such as Steel, Ghost Rider, Judge Dread, the second two Batman (bat-nipples?!?!) movies and Daredevil (not to mention Elektra) seem like Nobel Prize winners. Wow, what didn't they get wrong with this??? The worst part about the whole mess is that The Fantastic Four should have been done with so much more respect and care (re: X-Men, Spider-Man, Superman 1,2, and Returns, Batman Begins...) as opposed to some flavor of the month action movie with a few cool looking sets, and that goes for the first FF movie as well. Where to start with how bad this is...

The Thing is a cheesy rubber suit (didn't anyone learn anything from Roger Corman?).

The Thing is a cheesy rubber suit. (deserves to be stated twice) -The characterizations of the individual members of The Fantastic Four are overbearing and for the most part wrong.

The story and acting suck - Jessica Alba is just plain wrong for Sue Storm.

Dr. Doom is a petty, one-liner dropping villain instead of a badass.

Having to hold back the vomit crawling up my throat every time The Thing or Johnny have anything to say to each other...or anyone else for that matter.

The special effects mostly suck, and they REALLY suck at the club when Reed is dancing.

Going "Ultimate" with the story instead of culling better ideas from a 40 year pedigree.

Worst Stan Lee cameo in any Marvel movie to date.

Galacticloud I could take a long time and point out more but that's about all I care to recall about this movie since I've already wasted enough of my precious life watching it once and I'll never watch it again. In the immortal words of Stan Lee: 'Nuff said!