Unbelievably Awful.

Rating: 1/10 (26 June 2007)

Unbelievably Awful.
My two favorite comic book characters were Peter Parker and Ben Grimm and the FF4. Well the movie makers have done OK by Peter. All I can say is poor poor Ben and the other three. This script was so bad it seemed written by a financial boardroom made up of 8-year-oldsmake that 5-year-olds  the thinking was so childlike. The best performance was by a computer-generated character, and the attempts at humour would be intellectually insulting to an imbecile. I can only assume Chiklis, Braugher, and Fishburne needed to make their mortgage. If the camera had spent the 85 minutes locked on Jessica Alba's rear, there would have been more action, more comedy, more emotion and lot more entertainment than this thing had. Heck, then there might even have been some natural movement.
Blame EVERYONE involved in the production, but start with the writer and director. If only Galactus could eat all the stars that reviewers are giving this thing.