Unbelievably bad

Rating: 1/10 (10 November 2007)

This movie didn't even make it to sophomoric; you'd have to invent a term and call it freshmanic or something like that. The script was flat, dull, boring, without life, charm, interest, excitement. The attempts at humor fell consistently flat and I won't even go into all the logical holes except to say that the ending could have come much earlier, given what we find out about the Silver Surfer, and given that the movie seemed long at 90+ minutes. Any super hero movie that spends this much time on a wedding doesn't deserve more than one star. I loved the comics, loved the first movie, and couldn't believe this one was such a letdown.