Not at all a Good movie, but it is Awesome.

Rating: 8/10 (17 June 2007)

This movie is exactly what it should have been. Absolute trash, but completely entertaining. This movie has absolutely no resonance, no social importance, no higher truth to bring to the world. But look, Jessica Alba is hot and the makers milked that cow for all it was worth. The script is so completely empty that its emptiness reaps substance out of spite. It's camp that seems to take itself seriously. Exactly what I was looking for but didn't completely get when I bought my ticket for Snakes On A Plane. The film never quite lapses into parody, though, which is refreshing. Sure, stupid stuff happens, but the movie just keeps chugging along like a champ. For instance, the possibility of the Four disbanding is a secondary conflict that doesn't appear until smack-dab in the middle of the film. It is hardy talked about again until the end, when the conflict is resolved in less than six lines. No nods, no winks, just keeps chuggin'. If Hollywood is going to make crap movies, I wish they were as unapologetic as this. Then I wouldn't complain at the screen so much; I'd just smile. That's what I did throughout this entire movie.
Also, the Fanasticar is a Dodge. Laugh Out Loud.