Cute if you're ten

Rating: 3/10 (8 October 2007)

Though I've never been a real big Fantastic Four fan, I thought I'd give this one a try. If I was ten, I would think this was the coolest thing ever: effects galore, thin plot and shallow characters, and of course, tna from Jessica. There's lots of unanswered questions of course, like where did the Silver Surfer come from? What was the deal with Dr. Doom, did he just splash in the river and the writers forgot about him? What was this "evil"? I almost lost my lunch when I heard such original lines like "I'd rather spend my last hours just holding Alicia.".....acckkk! Someone wipe all this sap off my shoes. There's no chemistry between Reed and Sue and her pasty fake blonde hair got really annoying. And am I the only one that could have predicted Johnny's romance from a mile away? All in all, it was a typical sequel with lots of glitz and no substance. I really, really hope there's not a 3rd one.