Worst film ever

Rating: 1/10 (26 October 2007)

This is simply one of the worst films I have ever seen.
From shot to shot you can see the actors looking imploringly at the screen wondering if its ever going to end, cheesy jokes pulled off badly and some appalling acting (I am talking to you Jessica Alba). The joking between The Thing and the Human Torch is flat and has no comedy the dancing scene at the nightclub, was that also supposed to be comedy??
I watched this film almost to the end, throughout the movie bizarre things kept happening. Now I can accept that it is fantasy, I can even accept the draining of the Thames, even though its a tidal river... fine, no problem. But why on earth did the characters make the choices they made? After Reeve agrees to help the general, builds the detector and then the device to knock him off his board why does the general turn on him. And the "torture scene" what was he torturing him for??? They asked no questions and there seemed to be no point. And without spoiling the ending....... what the????
Stan Lee should hang his head in shame, this is one sequel that should never have been made.