What a stinker

Rating: 1/10 (7 October 2007)

For some reason, I completely hate this one. It had a terrible story, and everything was way too cheesy, in a very bad way. Nothing at all was memorable from this film.
The effects ranged from decent to stuff worse than a Power Rangers episode. The whole movie had a crappy TV show feel to it. I seriously felt like I was watching Power Rangers at times.
The worse part of all, Jessica Alba's makeup was terrible, and inconsistent. It changed throughout the day. She looked plastic. Why destroy a natural beauty like her. And her "nude" scene was terrible too. They showed more skin with her wearing the wedding dress.
Just unbelievably awful. I rarely hate movies as much as this.