Unwatchable

Rating: 1/10 (15 September 2018)

Almost turned it off about 23 minutes in. The dialog and acting is atrocious never mind the terrible CGI which looks like a late 90s video game. This had all the qualities of a C-grade parody made over a drunken weekend except it isnt a parody and they spend a lot of time and money making it. I am officially adding the director and writers to my $*it list.
How bad is it? Oh look a helicopter tail & propeller are moving towards me slowly... I think I will scream for help instead of... you know... moving. Also we can now talk in vacuum of space, the Arabs are actually white dudes in robes, abilities get switched just so Alba can get naked, and half the movie is a wedding comedy, minus the comedy.
No redeeming qualities to this. All writers and directors need to be banned from making movies, actors should be quarantined for 10 years to re-evaluate their lives, and the fantastic four comics need to be canceled (they were always terrible anyway).