Inane rhetoric of epic proportions

Rating: 1/10 (29 June 2007)

The first F4 was good. Sappy but good. And so, with high hopes, I entered the theater to watch one of my childhood comics favorite spin off's (Silver Surfer). At first, I thought that it was just a slow painfully sappy start, but eventually things would get hot. Well, I've been wrong before and I was certainly wrong this time. I felt like I was watching the parts edited out of the real film. I feel bad that Stan Lee made a cameo appearance in this movie, for it is a sham of the real F4. My friend wanted to leave after 15 boring minutes but I convinced him that it would get better. Wrong again! Conclusion: If you're old enough to have read the original comics, avoid this movie like the mutating cosmic gunk that it is. For younger people, it might be a once only OK movie. Me, I'm a bit depressed. What a major disappointment.