92 minutes too long

Rating: 3/10 (10 July 2007)

This was probably one of the worst movies I've seen in a while. Check that, Spiderman 3 is making a run for the money. Jessica Alba has no charisma and looks like she's reading from the script. And I really couldn't get past the fake blue eyes and blonde hair. Add to that the complete lack of chemistry with Ioan Gruffud and you have a fizzle of a movie. Perhaps cardboard cutouts might have solicited more emotion. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm all about mindless action, special-effect riddled movies, but this one was a dud. I never got engrossed by it, simply watched from afar, focusing more on my popcorn and m&ms. Now THAT was interesting...