Wow. What a piece of crap

Rating: 1/10 (20 June 2007)

I haven't laughed my way through an entire film in many years. This movie was so wildly bad it made my brain hurt.
First of all, if you name a movie "Rise of the Silver Surfer" put the Silver Surfer in the movie for longer than a sub-plot about a wedding. And when you put him in the movie, make him cool, instead of being a crybaby about his woman back on planet Krypton.
Secondly, wow. Dr Doom's "vital information" and reason for being in this movie is to tell the F4 that "the surfboard is important to the surfer". Certainly this valuable information is a concrete reason to allow a super-villain to join your team.
Thirdly, if Galactus is so tough, why does it take one guy on a surfboard to blow him up? No explanation about what Galactus is or what he does. Apparently he is just a dust cloud that can be destroyed if you fly up his butt and get real angry-like.
Fourthly, the F4 ride a flying Dodge. Wow. Spectacularly awful.
Worst film I've seen in over a decade.