if you're looking for mindless big-budget fun, watch any Pirates of the Caribean film

Rating: 1/10 (4 June 2009)

This is simply AWFUL. If there were an option for giving minus stars at the rating thing, this piece of utter crap would've gotten minus fifty. I can understand that the movie wasn't made as an adaptation of the greatest comic in the world, but please, PEOPLE..... The fantastic four are a moronic series anyway, movies DO NOT NEED TO BE MADE ABOUT THEM. Jessica Alba is probably the least talented person in film in the last 40 years. Please, please don't make crap like this any more. The rest of these people are even worse and being worse than JA is a feat that is not for the faint of heart. The guy who plays the rock dude is so out of place in anything other than a corrupt cop show. The rest of the sorry bastards are just lame.