Poop, movie-style!

Rating: 2/10 (19 March 2005)

For a film with no redeeming factors, this film has few redeeming factors. Woo, what the hell are we going to do with you? Will audiences ever grow tired of the poop you smear on pieces of film? I missed the opening of the film, so perhaps the key to enjoyment and why 3/4 of the shots were clichÃ©s was hidden in the 10 or 15 minutes I missed, but my advice is to stay away from this film unless it's part of a bad john travolta filmathon (where I saw it) including stayin' alive and Michael. A plot that moves like a mailbox and acting that is oddly masturbatory on the parts of travolta and cage. And really, the best parts are the scenes you can completely predict, make it a game and you may make your $3.00 back.