About as sensual as a Paula Abdul video.

Rating: 2/10 (23 July 1999)

If you think this film is the most sensual masterpiece ever made, I suggested you watch Paula Abdul's video for her song "Cold-Hearted". The only difference is that since the video didn't have Kubrick's name in the credits, people would have laughed at Abdul's similar failure at sensuality, which was shot a decade ago. Other ridiculous elements in this film include the irritating score which fails at creating suspense by constantly hitting one piano key; a hilarious recreation of New York City -- everyone has British accents and one street corner had three U.S. post boxes; and a child who's character seems to serve no purpose but to poorly act.