Total Humdrum

Rating: 1/10 (24 September 2016)

So, in just 3 little words - I'm gonna describe Kubrick's "Eyes Wide Shut" to you, plain & simple - And, those 3 words are - boring - Boring - BORING!!!.... Yeah. I'd confidently say that that, pretty much, describes this piffling, snivelling, nothing-of-a-move to an absolute "T".
And, speaking about this being director Kubrick's last picture (made at the absolute end of his life) - What an utterly sad and pathetic whimper-of-a-movie "Eyes Wide Shut" was. Yeah. It sure was.
Instead of Kubrick's career and life going out with a colossal "bang!' here - This final film of his was such a totally forgettable and worthless offering that all I can honestly think of to say in response to it is - "Tsk. Tsk. To Stanley Kubrick.... Yeah. Shame-shame on you Stanley. You really let me down, man!"
And, of course, casting those 2 totally talentless stars, Cruise and Kidman, as this film's lead characters was, without a doubt, the straw that broke this movie's back. There's no question about that.