I dunno...

Rating: 1/10 (16 September 2017)

I really don't know. I like Kubrick movies! Well, I THOUGHT l did. Clockwork, Shining, 2001, etc etc etc. But this? I dunno. It was......confusing. Poorly acted. Long. I HATE sex scenes, no matter HOW 'relevant to the plot'. The only spark of joy (for me) was that brief cameo by the divine Mr Cummings. The rest? Oh dear. I have read a million 'interpretations', and a million 'explanations', and they all differ, leaving me even MORE confused. And Nicole? We must thank God above that you have finally learnt to act a little during the last 18 years.....for the portrayal of Alice was abysmal. ABYSMAL. Oh dear.