The blind leading the blind?

Rating: 1/10 (27 October 2000)

This movie is about as bad as a movie can be. The poor saps who bought into the whole media blitz that promised a raunchy film must have been very disappointed, indeed, as this is about the least sexy movie I remember seeing in a very long time. The plot, what there is of it, is tedious. The acting is awful, which can't really be blamed on Kidman and Cruise, who didn't have much to work with, in the first place. The outdoor scenes look about as much as new York City as those back-lot NYC scenes you see on Seinfeld. I don't want to include any spoilers, for anyone who actually wants to rent this and see it for themselves, but I can say the last scene of the movie was so clumsy, so bad, so inappropriate, that I laughed out loud.