What a piece of crap!

Rating: 1/10 (2 April 2001)

I could go on and on about how awful this movie was...and how I wanted to hunt down "Tom and Nic" and demand my money back for seeing this joke of a movie. What a complete waste of time. So pretentious is this movie one has to wonder if Kubrick even made it at all. Cruise's "Cocktail" is Citizen Kane compared to this travesty.