kill me please

Rating: 2/10 (18 December 2010)

why must i be a member of a society that thinks this film has value??? why don't' you people know how to determine value??? acting: 2 - i really like kidman and cruise otherwise, but they were TERRIBLE in this. Really really over-the-top local non-profit community-theater acting terrible. like i'm embarrassed for them and their agents should have been fired.
lines: 2 - who found this script and why didn't they burn it immediately. the dialog was just so high school.
suspense: 2 - could have been played at double speed and saved my life an extra hour. BORING. seriously, if any of these concepts are new to you in your marriage your lead one frickin boring life and/or one of complete denial of men/women/relationships/love/sex/everything. what's the big deal here??? what's new??? what's insightful??? people are sexual creatures? WHOA, WHO KNEW? duh.
secret societies: the only believable part of all this, if it wasn't for the ridiculously slow overdone acting/suspense nonsense. go watch Ninth Gate instead.
architecture/interior design: 2...wenty. i gotta say: very very nice! i loved the look of all the scenes. wish i had a mansion like that. the only redeemable part of this atrocious movie. that's why i gave it a "2" instead of just a "1".
don't watch this. don't waste your time. watch any other kubrick flick but this. it's THAT bad, or you are just THAT underdeveloped in your humanness. i learn more about life from any episode of jackass than i do this movie. this movie should be banned for the indecency of everything in it EXCEPT the nudity (and the cool architecture).