Yeah, you know what I watched it for

Rating: Null/10 (30 December 2002)

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Starring: Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, and...well...naked people wearing masks.
No, I didn't watch it for....that. I watched it because I heard great reviews from critics, so I decided to rent it. I've got five words that can pretty much sum this fim up: This is one weird-ass movie!

I can't even explain the plot, so I guess I'll use four-year old language. Kidman get naked. Cruise have bad thoughts about Kidman and sailor. Cruise attends a...party. MUCH more naked people. I hope I helped in explaining the plot, which I probably didn't
I recommend this film for those who aren't looking for flat-out nudity (which you will get), but for those who are looking for more of an artful movie (I was, but I got a bunch of other stuff). I don't recommend this for perverts who are just looking for a good time (I always wanted to say that).