Top Honors

Rating: 1/10 (13 March 2002)

This movie takes the top honors as the Worst Movie Ever Made. Unlike really bad films that can occasionally be viewed for their kitsch value (Dreamgirls, Plan 9 From Outer Space et al), this movie has absolutely no redeeming value. The acting, dialogue and cinematography are so overwrought with "this is important", it is no wonder Mr Kubrick died upon it's release. It nearly killed me. At the end of my life I'm going to want these 2.5 hours and my $10 back. Shame on Kubrick, Cruise and Kidman. A definite low point for all three.