WORST MOVIE EVER!!!

Rating: 1/10 (25 August 2000)

Dear lord I cannot believe that I paid money to see this. Well actually I didn't I work at a movie theater and it's free and I still walked out. SHAME on you for giving it anything above a 5. Any one who gives this movie more than that is yuppie scum that has been brainwashed into thinking any thing Stanley Kubrick does is an automatic classic. I'm not saying he didn't do some great movies but this one was definitely c**p in every measurable way. It was like a long seinfeld episode that wasn't funny and had lots of naked chicks.
My only hope is that some how in the future I can invent a machine to make every one unsee this movie and remove it from the records of civilized man. If I could some how vote 1000 times and bring this thing down to like a 1 I would.