It is the dumbest, most un-sexy film about sex imaginable

Rating: 1/10 (20 July 1999)

It is the dumbest, most un-sexy film about sex imaginable. The plot is worth no more than 40 minutes of screen time. The other two hours are filled with droning irrelevant dialogue and empty pauses so excruciatingly long that you want to scream, "CUT! CUT ALREADY!" The background music will make you want to commit yourself to a mental institution.
Wait till it comes out on video tape, then rent something else.