BEHOLD!

Rating: 10/10 (2 May 2000)

Kubrick is one of the greatest masterminds of film EVER. Heck, he may even be THE greatest (I think so). And anyone that didn't understand or (as I've heard) feel asleep during this, this...thing of brilliance and glory and GOD-LIKE IMPUNITY should be hanged. HANGED! KUBRICK IS THE WAY OF LIFE! HAIL HIM AS YOUR SAVIOR! HAIL! HAIL! HAIL HE WHO HAS DELIEVERED US FROM THE TERROR OF THE DEADITES! HAIL! HAIL!