Stanley Kubrick's soporific farewell.

Rating: Null/10 (11 May 2002)

Plot Summary.- (Spoiler) Absurd and agonizingly slow moving plot.Amid hysterical laughter, Nicole Kidman tells (or, rather, assaults) her husband (Tom Cruise) with the fact that she's had a sexual fantasy concerning a sailor. Deciding to retaliate, he dons a mask plus a black cloak and cape! Ah, yes- and a tuxedo! So attired, he crashes a costume party where, amazingly, everyone else is dressed exactly like him! Alas, his status as an uninvited guest is promptly discovered. How? Why, because he arrived in a taxi and everyone else in limousines, of course! Returning home and overcome with remorse at his escapade, he shrieks to his wife: "I'll tell you everything! I'll tell you everything! (Yes, twice). The next day finds this bizarre couple and their little daughter, strolling thru a Xmas decorated department store. Cruise turns to Kidman and asks plaintively: "What shall we DO?!" Not mincing words, she gives him a straight, if blunt answer-- a four letter word which abounds in public toilets. The End.