One is the Lowest? damn!

Rating: 1/10 (3 April 2005)

Just when you thought Stanley Kubrick was almost impervious to disaster, Tom and "our Nic" skip onto the troubled marriage amphitheatre and crash tackle him mercilessly. The Pre- hype... excessive. The Cast... fascinating(ish). The Soundtrack... hilarious. The Film... diabolical! I know i've said it before but i'm going to have to say it again... this is the worst case of "The Emperor's New Clothes" since that dreadful Charlotte Rampling, Dirk Bogarde pap - The Night Porter. BEWARE - If you thought this film was even remotely clever, you have been FOOLED! Sorry Stan but what a way to end your career/life... you deserved better!