A looooong boring waste of my time.

Rating: 4/10 (19 July 1999)

Three big talents. Three hours of my time I'll never get back. I found very little of this movie to be interesting, erotic, or enjoyable. The movie had a threadbare plot that could have been told in half the time with absolutely no explanation or payoff at the end. You know a movie is bad when the credits roll and the first thing you hear is someone say, "I'm glad I'll never have to be subjected to another Stanley Kubrick film". OUCH.