What the hell was that?

Rating: 1/10 (18 July 1999)

This movies dragged on for hours, made absolutely no sense, and skipped around aimlessly. I don't mean to spit on Mr. Kubrick's grave, but I can't believe I spent $14 for this. I can honestly say that this is the worst movie I have ever seen. People came out of the theatre before us, and they were quiet, and my girlfriend and I wondered why. Now we know.