Should have kept MY eyes wide shut. It's a T & A waste of time.

Rating: 1/10 (4 January 2005)

I am sure the idle rich dawdle (that's with an 'a and w', not an 'i and d') with weird sexual fantasies and orgies but frankly, who cares?
Here's a very successful doctor with a beautiful wife and a couple of nice kids. Instead of contributing his talents to better mankind during the day and enjoying his family on nights and weekends, he (and apparently his wife at some point) goes off on a wild goose chase to get into a very private sex club.
Well, duh. Give me a break! So I guess (the film was very vague about everything) if you have the right password you get to have weird sex with whomever. What would they have done to Dr. Harford if he had not known/guessed the right password---made him replace one of the bimbos and answer the door in his birthday suit? Would he have had to grown a mustache (and smiled sideways) too?
If this was 1960, and if I was an 8th grade boy, and if I had sneaked into this movie with my cousin (or found the DVD while my parents were out) maybe I'd snicker and think this flick was hot. But all it looks like to me is a director trying to pass off stale cheese as cheese cake. Boring. And the bimbos definitely need a bikini wax.
I can understand why this was Stanley Kubrick's last film. I'd die if my name was associated with it as well.