Tom Cruise trying to get laid

Rating: 1/10 (11 June 2009)

Quick summery of this film: Tom Cruise is horny, he tries for nearly 3 hours to get laid and fails miserably !! End of story - this movie sucks big time !! When I initially went to see it at the theater, a few audiences had to leave half way through cause they got slightly aroused. And that is all this movie is good for. A cheap soft porn replacement !!It is like I said nearly 3 hours of yawning waiting for Tom Cruise to get some... I know that Kubrick is know for his "weird" films, but this one seems to just be weird for the sake of being weird and therefore it looses the story. The story becomes long and boring and after about 2 hours you're just sitting there thinking "oh cmon Tom Cruise, just go pay for a hooker and get this film over with" !!