Keep Them Shut! Don't Open...EVER ! !

Rating: Null/10 (1 July 2002)

I agree with every single word of prior reviewer " TKARSJEN2" of Minnesota...in fact, I would go so far as to say he/she was being KIND !

What more can I add, except that this so-called film is ATROCIOUS ! !

I 'm sure all the guys went to see it in hopes of seeing Nicole nude....which you do, but believe me, it is done in a very unflattering, unappealing way...in the opening, the couple is getting ready for a party, and the camera shows Nicole rising from the toilet...do we really have to see Nicole on the can ??? Not a pretty sight, not even for her.
And the sub-plots were so stupid...when Tom goes to a costume shop to rent something for the sex club, we witness a scene of the shop owner angry at some old men ogling his daughter, really yelling at them as any father would....then later, when he returns the costume, we see that she's prostituting herself to them with the father as her pimp...(wow, Dad had quite a change of heart)
There was only one amusing scene in the whole thing...Tom goes to a hotel to get some info from the desk clerk, whose back is to him when he enters....the gay clerk is played by Alan Cumming, the stage actor who played Joel Grey's role in Cabaret on Broadway...and the look on his face, when he finally turns around and gets an EYEFUL of TOM, is Hilarious ! ! But this is only one moment, and not worth having to suffer through the rest of this God-Awful thing.