A truly terrible, boring movie!

Rating: 1/10 (19 July 1999)

It's been a long time since I've seen a movie this unbelievable or unbelievably BAD. The plot is a mess, the acting atrocious, and the dialogue verges on comic. (In fact, this movie would play better as a comedy than the drama it pretends to be.) I cannot imagine what Stanley Kubrick was thinking (or Cruise and Kidman, for that matter).
If you are tempted to see this because you're a Kubrick fan, rent A Clockwork Orange again instead. If you're looking for a provocative film about marital infidelity, check out One Night Stand (1997) instead. If you just want to see some skin, your adult video store will have many options with much better dialogue than Eyes Wide Shut.