Seems like there is an alternative for Viagra

Rating: 6/10 (28 May 2010)

Meeting the in-laws for the first time can be uncomfortable, especially watching a film that guarantees the awkward fidgeting to kick in. Luckily I wasn't presented with this scenario, so as a future warning it's probably best to stick with The Sound of Music rather than suggest this.
Eyes Wide Shut, other than being mentally scaring to the people who ban the word 'Willy' in their home, is a very odd movie indeed. In fact other than bordering the porn genre and making the American Pie films seem worthy of a U rating (even the rubbish new ones), it's hard to know what to make of it.
Doctor Bill has everything. Pretty wife, great job, family lifestyle and even looks as handsome as Tom Cruise. Oh err, yes that's right it is Tom Cruise. That is until his wife - Kidman, who quite literally gives plenty of meat to her role, confesses to almost cheating on Bill.
Obviously when such a situation occurs it is best to get as laid as possible with anyone with a pulse, rather than talk his issues through with dear wife Alice. Or that's what Bill wants to happen. None of this is particularly odd, only that Bill would rather spend time outdoors in New York City than be with his frequently-undresses-as-soon-as-the-camera-comes-within-a-mile-of-her wife.
The mid way point when it takes a Rocky Horror type turn for location and mystery, and where it all gets very peculiar. Still no spoilers from here onwards, so if you want to know what happens this is worth a rent (again reminder, not with the in-laws).
It's recommended not to be borrowed from a teenage boy, since if you know of the annoyance of a scene from a DVD being vastly overplayed and becoming blotchy, you will definitely find the first one hour thirty minutes a bumpy ride - and unsurprisingly not for the plot. Ahem.
The ending will separate viewers so much into mixed opinions, that doing julienne on an onion would have less division. You'll end up feeling you have either wasted two sexually fuelled hours of your life or that you can't quite understand what to make of it or you'll love it or you'll hate it or you'll spend another two hours afterwards Googleing Nicole Kidman. Maybe you should just leave it several years to re-watch to see what you think, if the in-laws feel up to it.