Boring!

Rating: Null/10 (24 June 2004)

This is without doubt one of the most tedious, boring and over-acted movies I have ever seen. Tom Cruise is passable, and being the quality actor that he is, does his best to bring some depth and feeling to an otherwise very bland film. Nicole Kidman totally over-acts her role and seems to me to be more suited to an American day time serial than a big-name and much-anticipated movie. More importantly,what is supposed to be an erotic masterpiece is little more than a low-grade, yet up-market, skin flick and is nothing near erotic.
Everyone I know who saw it at the time of its release gave it the thumbs down - how right they were.
Don't bother!