What a piece of crap

Rating: Null/10 (12 September 1999)

If you read my one line summary, you get my entire opinion...WHAT DRIBBLE!!! This gets my vote as one of the worst movies of the year. Now I know what Kubrick REALLY died of...Embarrassment. I've had a few ladies hit on me in my lifetime, and I really can't remember anyone wiggling as much,or speaking as slowly as Nicole Kidman. Can someone please explain the attraction? She may be, with the exception of To Die For, the world's greatest mystery. Bland, boring, and untalented. Just goes to show what getting naked at the drop of a hat can do for a career. Excuse me, now, I have to go throw up. 0 out of 5