Kubrick does the impossible

Rating: Null/10 (30 August 2003)

I didn't think it was possible to make a film with nudity and kinky sex dull, but Kubrick has done it. Had I been watching this film on an airplane I would have prayed for the plane to crash so I wouldn't have to watch any more. Having seen it in a theater I kept hoping it would get better and eventually get make a point. It didn't.
I now use Eyes Wide Shut as the film against which I judge other bad films. How close to being as bad as EWS can they get...