Just another (lame) movie

Rating: 7/10 (18 July 1999)

Any plot that, for example, repeatedly depends upon the phone ringing, (wouldn't you know it, just in the nick of time) doesn't cut it for me, especially if it's been hyped as art-cinema history. The plot, the script, the characters, the acting, even the rather annoying piano-pounded score: all weak. In my opinion, the big secret is out: this movie is just another movie to never see again, just more pretentious and with a lot more naked women.