worst movie ever

Rating: 1/10 (18 February 2007)

its actually painful and very hard to watch all the way through. should be avoided like the plague. nothing much ever happens and it takes tom cruise 8 minutes just to walk in a room. even nudity doesn't help this movie from being gut-wrenching. this movie should only be watched on a dare or as punishment. luckily for Stanley Kubrick he died before having to watch this movie in theaters and watch people leave and hear the bad reviews. its possible this movie contributed to his death. there is more pointless walking around than there was in Ishtar, which is a much better movie. this movie was like watching the very end of the last lord of the rings and it seems like it will never end. the whole movie is like that. several prisoners have been forced to watch this movie in slow motion by our military as means of torture but after so many have died and the fact that we caught Saddam this practice has been ceased. watching this movie is like watching Helen Keller try to play the violin, you want to stop watching but you figure maybe something good will finally happen. its even worse than Eye of the Beholder. don't say i didn't warn you.