B-O-R-I-N-G ! ! ! ! !

Rating: 1/10 (17 October 2000)

I've seen porno with better plots than this c**p. Having been a big fan of 2001, and A Clockwork Orange, I was expecting a hell of a lot more from Kubrick than this garbage. The only reason why anyone would suffer through this would be to see Nicole Kidman's pies... and its not even worth THAT! And could the soundtrack drag this sinking (stinking) ship down any more? I've heard funeral dirges that keep you awake better than this.