Some People Are Just Dead Wrong

Rating: Null/10 (15 July 2010)

Let me explain to you some truth...
People who do not recognize Stanley Kubrick as the greatest filmmaker in history, are just dead wrong! People who do not see the beauty in this film, are just dead wrong! People who don't think the music in this film is great, are just dead wrong! People who don't think some hookers look like Dee Snyder from Twisted Sister, have never seen that broad down on Dunsmir Street! People who think that doctors don't lie, are just dead wrong! People who do not think that the 14 year old Leelee Sobieski was among the most beautiful 14 year old girls ever, are just dead wrong! People that have something against the orgy scene, are just dead wrong! People who do not consider this film a masterpiece, are just dead wrong! People who don't think pigs can fly, have never seen a police helicopter! People who think there is too much nudity in this film, are just dead wrong! People who got all in a pissy fit over Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch, are just dead wrong! Hell, I jump on other peoples couches all the time, big deal! People who don't think that Nicole has a great ass, are just dead wrong! People who think Katie Holmes is brainwashed and controlled by Tom Cruise and some whacked out cult, are just dead wrong! People who do not think this film is the stuff of genius, are just dead wrong! People who put ketchup on nearly all their food, are just dead wrong! And most of all! People who think Dr.Phil didn't give Oprah oral sex in order to get his own show, are just dead wrong!
Why you ask? Eyes Wide Shut! And in some cases, ears too.