I can't beleive I watched the whole thing!

Rating: Null/10 (26 February 2000)

Who knew that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman could make the most boring erotic thriller of all time? Although, it's hard to mistake this film for an erotic thriller.
Cruise and Kidman give laughably bad performances. Nicole seems to have been cast simply to bare her breasts and deliver lines in a flat tone. Tom just walks around with a camera following him. I think the camera, like the audience, is hoping something interesting will happen - but it doesn't.
The heavily hyped orgy scene seems to be the center piece of the film. But like everything else it's not very interesting and cut to look like an uniteresting acid flashback.
This movie runs close to three hours, you've got much better things to do with your time. Use those three hours to read a book, or just to be thankful you haven't wasted your time watching this horrible movie!