Emmanuelle: The Joys of a Woman meets Ingmar Bergman

Rating: Null/10 (22 July 1999)

The film-critic wannabes are gonna love this one! They will rant and rave and carry on about the beauty and symbolism of this film. They will accuse everyone who pans this film of not being smart enough to understand it. But, in reality, this film is laughable.
It looks bad. The acting would strive to raise itself to the level of "wooden". The characters are completely undeveloped. The sex is a bore.
The audience could do nothing but laugh at the movie's ridiculous dialog.