I only wish my eyes had been shut. And the sound off.

Rating: 1/10 (15 October 2000)

A truly awful movie. The classic case of finding nothing there when you get there. No plot, nothing interesting, nothing even slightly believable, nothing erotic.
Perhaps if Cruise had dressed as Bozo the clown it might have saved the movie, at least it would have had internal consistency with a clown as the lead.