Not much here!

Rating: 1/10 (22 July 1999)

A real long, dull movie. Don't get me wrong. I like movies that are heavy on the talking and light on the action, but this one really was boring. I never thought nudity could be so boring...but it was. And forget about the two stars. Their performance weren't anything to write home, or here, about. The same goes for the co-stars. Next time I go to a Cruise or Kidman movie, I'll be sure to bring a roll of quarters so I can spend the time playing Pacman in the lobby.