It was... so... slow...and........long.

Rating: Null/10 (18 July 1999)

I'm sorry but this movie was a mess. No sentence came out of Nicole's mouth without a 10 second gap between each word. The audience here in PA laughed out loud at most of the reactions of the characters. I did too. Tom's quest for a costume was pointless except to extend the movie's length for another 15 minutes. How did he know to get a black 2 length robe? Apparently that part was left on the cutting room floor (it's probably the only thing that didn't make it into the movie). Even the sex scenes were tepid at best. There was nothing sexy about them. The anonymous sex between party goers was a step below XXX films only because you really saw nothing. It added nothing to the movie. Lastly, what was the deal with the soundtrack? A few piano notes over and over and over does NOT a soundtrack make. I'm sorry but this was a complete waste of 3 hours.