Kidman does have a nice butt.

Rating: Null/10 (25 March 2000)

Some people think Kubrick is a genius (some people think the Church of Scientology is a religion...go figure). Who cares? I could care less if Nicole Kidman was a card carrying member of The UFO Worshippers of Hollywood Club. What really matters is that Nicole Kidman is always a treat naked. I could care less of the past credits of the director. Kubrick or no Kubrick "Eyes Wide Shut" should be judged on it's own merits. Here's the merit of "Eyes Wide Shut:" Nicole Kidman is always a treat naked. Not that she has a centerfold's body, but she looks great. She was naked in the Dustin Hoffman flop "Billy Bathgate" as well as earlier Australian efforts like "Windrider" so "Eyes Wide Shut" really needs to offer more than just a naked Nicole. It doesn't.