Waste of time and money...

Rating: Null/10 (19 July 1999)

I was very excited to see Stanley Kubrick's final film, but now I'm very disappointed that I wasted three hours and eight dollars on this dud. (The only other film where I felt ripped off like this was the English Patient.) I also think that was the concensus of most who were in the theater with me last night. There was no plot. The characters was uninteresting. I kept waiting for something in this film to grip my attention, but nothing happened! I can't believe Tom and Nicole wasted two years of their life on this pathetic film! All he did was walk around with a stupid look on his face, and she paraded her a** around the apartment, and that was it! Sigh...