If this is "art" what does that make pornography...

Rating: Null/10 (28 July 2002)

Now i just want to say this upfront so the Kubrick fans do not become prejudice by the opening comment. I , myself , am i large Kubrick fan! I loved Space Oddyesy, The Shinning was very scary, and A Clock Work Orange was brillant... However we all make mistakes. I have read many comments for this movie, and i seem to meet in the middle. I do think there was a message, but whatever it was it was drowned out by senseless nudity, sex, and meandering scenes. All these elements seem classic in one way or the other in Kubrick films, however it seems akward in this film. Personally i think Kubrick may have just pushed the mantle on these elements too far. Now just because i didnt love this movie, or only watched this movie for the nude scenes means a have a short attention span, or am mentally challenged. Kubrick had not done a film in a good while, it turned out to be a dissapointment, the fans couldnt comprehend that kubrick had made a bad movie and there for call this movie brillant and listen to no body else. NO OFFENSE TO THE KUBRICK FANS, THESE ARE JUST MY OPINIONS, AND IM ONLY ONE GUY ! I think this could of been a very good movie however it wasnt. I understand the whole message of marriage and monogamy.
Anyways i guess i'll wrap this up with something which well please both the fans and the people who hated it. Uhh.... this is more difficult then i thought how about Kubrick was a terrific director however may have lost his way on this one.

"There's one thing we really need to do when we get back home" "And what's that?" "&%#@"
Nicole Kidman, "Eyes Wide Shut"