The Little Christmas Tree

Rating: Null/10 (25 August 1999)

Once upon a time there was a little Christmas tree. It had the most fabulous adventures! It got to move from one sumptuous apartment to another. It even got to slum it a little! Alas, it missed the orgy. Or did it? I don't remember. I think I was sleeping.
Eyes Wide Shut was without question the most stupid and boring movie I've seen this year. After I'd seen that same damn tree about 15 times I started to giggle. When, after a millennium of meaningless meandering, Tom Cruise says he'll tell his wife everything, the audience--all 2 or 3 of us left in the theater--nearly screamed, please don't! At the end, when Nicole said--well, you know what she says--we all laughed. Oh please.
Loved the blue doors. The red walls. The mood lighting. But really, it would have been a better use of my time to be stuck in traffic.