I would rather watch this movie with my eyes wide shut.

Rating: 1/10 (4 November 2006)

This movie was confusing, and it just plain SUCKED. I do not know why anyone would rate it higher than a "one." If you want to see a GOOD movie, watch Little Miss Sunshine. There. I am done. Please forget that you have seen this, because you will be a better person for forgetting it. Not kidding. This movie is pure filth. Don't watch it. Don't watch it. Don't watch it. Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise are awful in it. Boring movie. Shall We Dance is better than this piece of art gone wrong, which means it's not really art at all. Nope. No art. Not here. Why am I forced to write ten lines about a movie that deserves one word, and one word alone: JUST SAY "NO"! No. Two more lines and I am done. I think that I may get kicked off of this site because I fill the comment boxes up with meaningless jibber jabber. Please, I beg of you, do not watch this film. The best parts are when there is landscape shown. That was nice. Outside of that, better luck seeing Gigli.