Risible nonsense

Rating: 2/10 (12 February 2016)

About halfway through this, I noticed a sparkly smear on the left side of the screen. When I looked closer, I noticed that it had been left behind by the snail who had scooted along to the end of the film.
I envied him.
I have overworked pasta that wasn't as drawn out as this film.
The script was paint by numbers sub Kubrick.
And I watched it dry.
Seriously, Mad Max redux was *cough* a better film.
I have to say, though, that I loved the sticky-on skin that Ava donned at the end. Matched only by the screw-on limbs.
Watch this if you thought that 2001 was paced too fast for you.