Wildly overrated

Rating: 4/10 (21 March 2016)

Ex Machina is a doo-doo-head movie with doo-doo-head "actors" who are now in every movie, even Star Wars. The movie is bold enough to ask: "What is a premise?" And we get an answer in this far-too-long, one-trick pony, anti-science disasterpiece.
I'll admit I could have been black-out drunk while watching Ex Machina, but I don't really remember. I think there's a scene near the end where someone gets all stabby-stabby. The comically-stilted coding geek is infatuated with a robot, and what if the robot is, like, human, bro? And what if humans are, like, nothing more than robots responding to inputs according to an internal program, man? Whoa, dude, my mind is just been bl0wnt!
If you're a billionaire, you get to be drunk, snarky, mean, and own people. You can even try to make yourself your very own sexbot and, who knows, maybe someday you'll be able to marry it/he/she.
If only Ex Machina had a deus ex machina ending, one where the god- from-machine takes us back in time, back to those halcyon days before we decided to watch Ex Machina.