1 (Awful) Is The Best Description For This Abomination

Rating: 1/10 (3 September 2016)

OK, have you ever watched a movie that was nominated, praised, glazed and framed, more awarded and blah blah, but turned out to be Dead Boring? You're in for a treat with this abomination of a movie of almost 2 hours of plodding slow pace and terrible dialogs aplenty. Actors? None, whatsoever. I mean, they're so bland and blunt that a child can perform better. Dialogs? Laughable. Plot? No spoilers, but so silly and so trite that one can only scratch a head in utter disbelief. Oh yeah, nudity. How can a movie now do well with no full frontal nudity? It is there, ladies aplenty. Perverts may be happy. But the problem is, this does not save a movie from dead snoring boredom at all. Nay, it only makes it even sillier and goofier. In effect, no effect. No sense, no reason, no rhyme. Just beautiful nature and dead bored actors. Leave it for ever and touch this idiocy not.