it's NOT very scary.....

Rating: Null/10 (30 April 2000)

before about 1 month ago, i had never heard of this film so when i read a review about how it was one of the most frightening films every made, i HAD to watch it. what i actually saw was one of the most hilarious films ever made. i went through the whole film practically crying with laughter, i couldn't believe that this was serious. highlights include the plate smashing scene, the bit with selotape (excellent in slow motion, the laughing lampshades, the flying eye ball, the walking tree (?!) and the best part of all - the part where he gets the chainsaw outfit together and goes "groovy", by the way, i'm also a big austin powers fan! the actor who played ash should get the award for the biggest eyes throughout a film - he is not the worlds best actor and that's putting it lightly. to put this into context in case you just think i'm being too hasty, i got really scared in scream and the sixth sense and i think that the sound of music is good. actually make that the best film ever but thats another story. if you like really bad horror films and have a bizzre and surreal (think monty python) sense of humor, this is a must see film. however, if you don't or your idea of a good laugh is war and peace then steer lear unless you want to be bored (whatever turns you on i supose).