It Felt Like I was Sitting Through Two Hours at a Slaughterhouse

Rating: Null/10 (3 January 2019)

Call me irrelevant, stupid, or a generic movie snob who is afraid of horror (I am not), but this film was stupid as hell. This film is just gore, gut, and blood exploitation to the max, and I just did not care for any of it. If it's not Ash torture porn, it is annoying demonic women screaming to no end. If it's not demonic women, its trees raping more women. If it's not rape, it is horrendous practical and special effects that made my eyes literally bleed.
I honestly dislike every single one of these films, and despite there being funny moments, the overall product is annoying and disgusting. Yes, I could sit through it and not be grossed out, but it is flat out annoying. It's like I purchased a ticket to the slaughterhouse. How enjoyable is that?
To be fair, I enjoyed Ash vs Evil Dead far more than the films. Sue me.