Steamy pile of stupid vomit

Rating: 1/10 (7 April 2013)

There are no characters. Just people. The heroin intervention, only a ploy to get them there. Gore. And more gore. An exercise in gore is not a movie.
There is a no story. No back story on anything or anyone. Just Gore.
There is no Ash!
There is no humor!
Then what is the point of a remake? Gore! Only thing that makes this crapfest a remake is the title, Evil Dead. They could have called, We Are Stealing Souls (and your money) and no one would have said, that reminds me of Evil Dead.
They would have said, that reminds me of (fill in the blank) And gore.
A chainsaw doesn't make it a remake!!!
Did I mention the gore?
Pathetic!