The Boring Dead

Rating: 3/10 (29 July 2013)

Here is a list of the main problems with this movie.
1. The plot: A group of youngsters accidentally summon a demon that must obtain 5 souls by first possessing them only to finally crawl out of the ground in a weaker and more easily killed form? Really?
2. Even though the premise is ridicules the movie takes itself seriously resulting in a movie that comes across as stupid, rather than being fun and enjoyable like "Cabin in the woods."
3. In order to care about what happens to the characters (which is where the "horror" comes from) you must first be presented with actual characters. Cardboard cut-outs don't really do the trick.
4. So many stupid little things that I can't list them all. At least make the god damn movie fun if it's going to be this stupid. Why not have Mia riding a motorcycle while fighting a flying demon monster with her chainsaw hand and sawed off shotgun? A little camp goes a long ways!