No "The" in the Title...Because there is nothing Particular

Rating: 2/10 (26 October 2013)

This one has Absolutely No Chance at becoming a Cult Movie because it Lacks Virtually Anything that is a Prerequisite for such an Elevated Perch. In Fact it's so Empty and Anemic (Ha Ha) that it Arrives Brain Dead (Ha Ha Ha).
Speaking of Humour, one of the things that made the Original so Endearing, there is None Here. Actually there is Nothing Here. Except Gallons of the Red Stuff and Bins of Dismembered Limbs. All the Characters are Completely and Instantly Forgettable. No one on Screen is much more than a Carcass to be Carved.
To put an Exclamation Point on this Movie that Never Tries to have a Point. There is yet another Urinating Scene that is the Lowest of Low in this Type of "Shock-Fest". Speaking of Shocks, there are, Again, none at Hand. No Scares, nothing that has not been in Hundreds of Movies Since this type of Thing, Ultra-Gore, began its Fan-Boy Run.
The one Scene with the Chainsaw at the End is Filmed and Presented as the "one for the road" and is the Best and most Original Thing in this Unoriginal, Uninspired, and Unentertaining Dud.