Oh God. No. Just no.

Rating: 1/10 (13 July 2013)

This was the worst movie experience of my life. THE WORST.
I have never wanted to walk out of a movie theater more in my entire life. If I had been alone, I would have been out within the first half of this film.
I want to preface this saying: I LOVE HORROR MOVIES. I'm not a wimp. I'm used to them; I've seen a lot, good and bad. I enjoy a good scare.
If you are a fan of fun, entertaining, horror movies that scare you, then this is not the movie for you. If you are a fan of the original, the series, or of your own sanity, then this is not the movie for you.
If you'd like to have your mind warped, disturbed, and crapped on for two hours, then go for it.
This contained some of the most disturbing imagery I have ever seen, falling just behind photos of holocaust victims and two girls, one cup. What's worse though, is that it's got no purpose. It's not the kind of horror that is so over the top, it's funny. It's not even designed to scare you. It's a horror movie designed, not to tell a story, not to make you jump, but simply to make you want to throw up.
I'm not sure it even qualifies as horror. Because I wasn't scared. I was disgusted and disturbed and I wished I could scrub my mind clean. But I wasn't scared.
If you a re a glutton for punishment, sure, give it a try. If you are a normal person, look elsewhere.