A life-changing experience in the history of jokes...

Rating: 4/10 (5 August 2013)

I feel a little uneasy giving this movie a bad review as I must admit I had a great time watching it. I had fun, I laughed a lot and all in all was genuinely amused. The only problem is that I was supposed to be in terror.
The showing of blood or dead bodies on film usually don't startle me, I am the kind of person that finds thriller-type horrors building on psychological manipulation much more scary and interesting. This one though had a respectively good rating (considering the common ratings of the horror genre) so I thought it was worth giving a try. I was wrong. It is probably my fault considering the above-mentioned reasons but I still cannot withhold my opinion. This piece of... well, movie is a dull, trying-to-be-scary, plot less one and a half hours of boredom. I don't really care if the original 'Evil Dead' was the first of it's genre, I don't care if the new one is similar to/nothing like the old one. I only care about the fact that I was deprived of a valuable one and a half hours of my life. The plot is below average, I daresay it only slightly exists. Mia's (if that is her name) resurrection at the end is purely ridiculous in itself but the conclusion with the Abomination (or what the heck?) crawling in the mud with blood raining on it's head is a life-changing experience in the history of jokes.
Subsequently I must warn you all dear readers to beware of the blood rain as the rattling of the Abomination will haunt you forever on occasions it is essential not to laugh out loud (viz. exams, job interviews). If you crave for a night of laughter, already finished school and have a job you don't wish to replace soon, this is the movie for you. If not, stay away from it! The poster said: "The most terrifying film you will ever experience." I agree though I would definitely mention "terrifying" in a different context. But now that I think about it, "the most terrifying movie of all times" post has already been filled in by The Cloth. (Watch only if you wish to end up brain-dead.)