Well It Ain't Dr. Suess

Rating: 3/10 (24 March 2016)

I often dreamed about them remaking Evil Dead with modern technology and the same actors. What we got was this sorry film that was so bad. IT was NOT scary, just gross out horror like Saw. REALLY? Cutting your tongue with a knifes is unnecessary. I know exactly what they were going for in this film and this may be the reason why everyone likes it. The reason why people like this film is because the directors were trying to make another Female cult classic lead hero. NEWS BULLETIN, there is only ONE great female lead and that goes to Sigourney Weaver of the Alien series. Mia had NO acting chops whatsoever and I was waiting for her to just die.
I read posts saying that the REAL Ash played by Bruce Campbell should meet up with Mia in an Evil Dead movie mash-up and I be like, NO! Why not make a Freddy Vs Jason Vs Ash movie instead?