Screw David! Where's Ash?!

Rating: 4/10 (28 July 2018)

There not much to expect out of a remake except total disappointment for the most part and that's what happened with this remake of a horror classic. This movie was terrible on many levels from the stupidity of blood rain to killing the person who's supposed to be Ash. Focusing on Mia who is having problems with drugs, death of mother and trying to bond with her brother David; this girl gives no reason why she should be important when she is depressing and over reacts to everything. Normally in a movie there is at least someone you can get behind and enjoy, but seeing this film there is no one that is enjoyable to watch. They should all die!!! Why is Natalie even in this movie? She doesn't even say much and makes the stupid decision of going down to the basement like the blonde bimbo she is and suffers big time. Who would've thought that David was the coward in this movie even though he's supposed to be the one that survives and becomes badass, but that's not the case here we got someone who thinks that this is some sort of virus from a dead cat instead of realizing that it's stupid to think that especially since a virus doesn't work this way as it does in the film. If anyone deserves to live in this film it's Eric because he was out through hell and basically suffered more than anyone else. When Mia gets brought back to life after being buried alive it made no sense as to why she didn't have any burns on her face from when she burned herself with the boiling water from the shower head plus David thought it would be a good idea to strip his sister down and put a red dress on her how thoughtful. In the last part of the film Mia becomes Ash because she uses the chainsaw and in a way tears her hand off what a way to show woman empowerment in a film that shouldn't even been made.