Where is MST3K when you need it?

Rating: 1/10 (29 July 2000)

"Event Horizon" is so appallingly bad I kept looking into the lower rightside corner of the screen to see the familiar silhouettes of Joel and the 'bots. This is a haunted house movie set in a spaceship. I can't believe Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill got roped into this turkey. It's so bad I got the giggles about half-way thought and when a freshly demonized Neill appeared as a reincarnation of "Nailhead" from "Hellraiser," I fell out. Truly awful. In the spirit of another reveiwer who wanted a refund of the 90 minutes he wasted watching this, I would also like a refund for the amount of electric current I wasted powering a TV, stereo amplifier and VCR in order to see this lemon.