Total Slop

Rating: 1/10 (28 April 2004)

I have become increasingly convinced that the people posting about this movie were on LSD at the time of viewing. This movie is utter slop: poorly directed; virtually no scary sequences (only gory ones); and a plotline almost plagertistic of Hellraiser IV. Horrid, contrite and an insult to the viewer - the few scenes with promise are in the first half, and the ending is so ludicrous that you aren't sure whether to laugh, cry or drool on yourself from the utter stupidity of this nonsense. The acting is not half-bad, but the direction certainly is. If you mix the movies "The Black Hole" and "Hellraiser IV", you have Event Horizon. That's it. Move along. Nothing to see here.