Bad-bad-bad

Rating: 1/10 (5 January 2003)

The only thing scary about this movie is that it actually got the funding to make it. A terrible piece of drek that's a rip-off combo of *Alien* and *Hellraisers*. A terrible waste of the casts' considerable talent. If you aren't watching this on a DVD or VCR with the ability to fast forward through many minutes of gratuitous and graphic violence and inane dialogue, a terrible waste of your time.