Why waste the celluloid?

Rating: 1/10 (12 April 2004)

Spoilers:
I watched this film last night on the BBC. It was one of those
experiences where one only continues to watch to see how far,
after hitting rock bottom, an 'art work' can dig.
The title sounds like a Tony Robbins motivational seminar, and
this is the best thing I can say about this film. If I had a choice
between seeing this film again and, say, pointing my head in the
general direction of an ant farm for two hours in the pitch dark, I'd
choose the ant farm.
This is two hours of my life I will never have back, I'm considering
filing a law suit for the damage done to my left brain. Merely saying
the words "Event Horizon" in succession randomly may damage
your household plants and cause severe digestive discomfort.

Run, don't walk, RUN away from any video store, cable television
channel, or magazine that even has the name printed in its catalog
for fear of internal damage that may keep you away from work and
a productive life.
One of the worst films I have ever seen, with one of the worst plots
ever conceived without the intentional use of irony.