The horror...blah blah...the horror.

Rating: 1/10 (18 June 2010)

Good choice if you enjoy yelling at the screen. Take a pass and instead watch these three GOOD movies, from which all the clichés in this travesty were boiled down: Alien, The Shining, and Hellraiser.
On the other hand, if you would like to experience a textbook example of everything despicable about commercial feature film production these days, this is it (except for merchandising, but I don't think they make bobbleheads with bleeding eyeless sockets). It would be a fun movie to analyze line-by-line or shot-by-shot, identifying as many other movies as possible for each.
This insult to even modest intelligence contains literally not one second--not one frame--of original script, cinematography, effects, makeup...even acting (from actors who are terrific in so many other movies).
It has ALL been done before, over and over and over again. Every line, every gesture, every scary sound effect or face popping up in the dark.
This movie is a gateway to film hell...or hilarity, if you decide to approach it that way (the only possible way to sit through it).