Don't waste your time.

Rating: 1/10 (22 December 2016)

One of those pseudo-artsy Europaean movies in which people walk around, stare, pick up certain items, comment on them and leave them be elsewhere. Except it is American.
Oooh, a zoom to a pointless little thing in the background. Oooh, poetic commentary. Oooh, somebody cries. Ooh, nobody understands what is happening. It looks like the tape the movie has been recorded on fell into a shredder and has been taped back by illiterate Afghan shepherds, working for a bowl of couscous a day. Nah, bro, watch something that actually features a script, story and fable. Like for example, I don't know, a proper movie. You know, one of those thing that have a story to tell, not a bunch of high-tier thespians walking around uttering lines that make no sense in the context they are told. 1/10.