Eternally terrible

Rating: 1/10 (1 December 2006)

Charlie Kaufman is probably the most unbearable screenwriter whose movies I've ever had the misfortune of seeing: the masturbation scenes in "Adaptation" sum up his artistic contributions perfectly. "Eternal Sunshine" is just more masturbation. Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet have no chemistry, and most of the characters' performances are flat and unconvincing, as if they can't believe they're acting this crap out either. Not to mention the nonsensical, confusing plot, and how aesthetically unpleasant most of the film is. I couldn't recommend this movie less; without a doubt, one of the worst I have ever seen. If only they could purge my memory of having seen it.