BIAS WARNING: This movie sucks

Rating: 1/10 (15 May 2006)

Yea, so I actually saw this movie a long time ago in the theaters with my friends, and they're all really smart and stuff, and they're all into film and junk. I mean, I like a good movie just as much as the next guy, but...this movie just sucked. The relationship between Carey and Winslet was so incredibly unbelievable that I wanted to vomit with rage at the mere thought that anyone would actually buy it. It's late right now, and I'm tired, so this isn't going to sound very intelligent, but I have never wanted to leave a movie so bad in my entire life. This film caused me physical discomfort to sit and watch. Not only because it was so bad, but more so because the people I was watching it with were so into it. Some people seriously think this film is gospel. I think this film is crap. Doesn't make sense, isn't believable, is impossible to follow, and will only cause people to tell you how great it is despite the fact that they have no idea what is going on.