Awful! Awful! Awful!

Rating: 1/10 (14 May 2004)

Actors were grungy and ugly; sets were grungy and ugly. The characters were so ugly (both spiritually and physically) and pathetic that we didn't care what happened to them. Plot...was there a plot? Who would care enough to stick around and find out?! Plot went backward; plot went forward; plot went sideways; plot got completely lost and picked up a new thread. Bad language, depressing, crude, ugly, ugly, ugly! We hung in there for a little over an hour and then walked out, demanded our money back and went out for lots of chocolate to recover. Then went home to take a shower as all of that grungy stuff made us feel dirty. I counted on the good reviews before recommending this movie to my friends; you guys really let me down!