This movie sucks. I could have written it in 5 minutes!!!

Rating: 1/10 (1 September 2006)

No! This movie sucks. Anyone who says this movie is good is just lying or they're too stupid to know the difference. This is just some stupid independent movie that only you and Erwin have seen. I could have written it in 5 minutes. I don't wanna sit through 2 hours of Eternal Swiss Army Knife of the Fartless Butt ever again. Anyone who likes this movie was probably a loser in high school and was never good at any sports and probably played hacky-sac and hangs out with Asian people now.
I had never walked out on a movie before, until now. It is absolutely the worse movie I've ever seen. Part of the problem was the rating. It should have been rated R, not PG-13. Since I do not go to R rated movies (because of the sexual content and the language) I was not expecting to find that sort of material running rampant at a supposedly PG-13 movie. People who liked this movie are probably those who also go to R-rated movies, not people like me looking for something funny and at least partially clean!