What were they thinking?

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2004)

This is seriously the worst film I have ever watched at the cinema(including Double Jeopardy!). I can't believe I paid good money to see such an incoherent, rambling film. For all those people out there that have given this film a good write up will you please explain to me what was actually good about this film. Nothing happened! I have always enjoyed Jim Carrey as an actor, but to choose to do this film I have to question him. His character was boring, dull and totally lifeless. Kate Winslet's so called American accent kept changing back to English!
The concept of the film should have led to entertainment - instead it failed miserably and I found myself talking to friends during the film, as was everybody else in the cinema because this film is that bad!
There is only one thing I ask - please can you invent the machine from the film and erase the 2 hours that I wasted yesterday! Oh and also a tree that produces money so I can get my wasted Â£5 back!