It's not even worth a corner of a star. I'd rather eat my eye.

Rating: 1/10 (15 March 2007)

It's not even worth a corner of a star. I'd rather eat my eye. Jim Carrey should stick to comedy. For this movie should be ashamed of himself. Whilst in the cinema, unable to escape the torture, I decided to count the ceiling tiles to occupy myself, 4612 was the result. This was all before I could escape and eat my eye. Rock, paper, scissors was the highlight of the mind numbing 108 minutes of crap in which I spent trying to die. The plastic cups would not suffice as a blade. The popcorn failed to suffocate me, which caused this movie to even ruin popcorn for me. Anyone who likes this movie should be shot. I don't care how many abusive replies I get, it's crap. Watching this film was a waste of my life.