ABC Sunday Night Movie (at best)

Rating: Null/10 (13 April 2000)

Cannot believe that this was made into a feature film... Not only is the plot as thin as a truck-stop burger, but the "love story" going on in the background (the 'romantic tension' between Erin and her new good-guy biker boyfriend) is as pathetic as it is ridiculously banal.... VIRTUALLY ANY ACTRESS listed in the yellow pages could have pulled this one off- how she commands the money that she does is more mysterious than quantum physics- Have the studios forgotten "Mary Reilly"??- everyone else has... How about "Runaway Bride" aka "Runaway Loser" for the studio. WAIT FOR THE VIDEO!!! Better yet, some Sunday night when you are desperate for a "little guy screws the corporate behemoth baddy" flick, tune in to one of the networks.... but it may be indistinguishable from a dozen others you've seen that month.