Utterly Appalling

Rating: 1/10 (9 September 2001)

This is the second worst film I've ever seen; only The Thin Red Line, and a genuinely promising first 10 minutes(which only proves that first appearances can be so very wrong) saves it from reaching the nadir. Idiotic dialogue, hammy performances and a script with the intelligence of a green salad. This is the only film I've been to that I've actually tried to fall asleep during - it seemed the best escape at the time - if only those pesky gunshots hadn't kept waking me up. Avoid at all costs.