Somebody help Disney-- they've fallen and they can't get up.

Rating: 1/10 (23 November 2007)

"Enchanted" is Disney's newest *dismally* misguided attempt to make money off of something that involves no creativity, no imagination, and certainly no talent.
But, alas-- what do you expect from the studio that has produced "Finding Nemo," "Chicken Little," and "The Little Mermaid"? Apparently, gone are the priceless glory days of such classics as "Alice in Wonderland," "The Black Cauldron," and "Robin Hood." Now, the studio has resorted to recycling characters from some of their most undeserving cash cows by relocating them to a modern-day metropolis.
The "Grumpy" joke wasn't even funny in "Elf." The painfully interrupted musical number is an absolute waste of effort. The performances are more lackluster than anything you could possibly imagine. And the absolute waste of Susan Sarandon is a crime too often committed and never forgiven.
This would have been a good film if they had decided to make fun of themselves. Instead, they insist that their hokey fantasies are simply "classic cinema." However, as is proved quite often, a classic is generally something that's old and liked by everybody except yourself.
But face it-- "Enchanted" has absolutely no redeeming value. I'm sure even the set custodians were awful at their jobs in this.