Empire Of Duds!!!

Rating: Null/10 (21 January 1999)

There are some films where you wish....no let me rephrase that....demand that time that the film makers stole from your life....this film is one of them. I hated everything about this film, from its title Empire Records (how pretentious is that title?) to its end credits, which were the only good thing about the movie.
There are millions of people who love this idiotic film filled with stupid cheap and immature laughs......and I hate to think that those millions of people are the ones taking over the country one day.
Which leads me to my next statement.......a person wrote that all people under 21 should see Empire Records......this person should be put on trial for trying to make the world "dumb"....
This movie is the kind of film everyone who watches Dawson's Creek like because its stupid, it has no moral, no story, no sense of humor, no right to be screened even to the dumbest people....
This film would be ideal for torture, ten seconds of this and the prisoner would be in agony! They would be spilling their guts about everything....
The acting is woeful, the humor is missing, the director is wanted for making a terrible film, the writers were babies, and the fans are simple minded.
Empire Records is on the screen for about 90 minutes, and that's 90 minutes too long!