Quite the "stinker," it is!

Rating: 1/10 (19 April 1999)

Oh, where do I start? The acting is the best part...and it is poor. The script is nonsensical, and the characters' motivations change seemingly with the wind! It is obviously trying to get by on charm, but Empire Records has none! The soundtrack of bad mid-90s "rockers" such as Better Than Ezra and the Gin Blossoms doesn't really help things. No...it doesn't help things one bit!