Worst 'alternative' teen flick evaaaaaaaaaaar

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2006)

This was appalling, seriously, who wrote and directed this sham of a film; Sixth form students on a ketamine come-down? It hangs together like a shoddy patchwork quilt.
The characters are utterly 1 dimensional and unbelievable, it is impossible to care for any of them for even one second. I wanted to pulverise Lucas' smug face until it was just Pate in a skull shaped bowl. Ug, it makes me sick just thinking back about it to review it.
Gwar are on screen for a couple of seconds which is good, but even they are tarnished by this cinematic turd.
Whichever cynical film company put together this mockery of alternative teen life should feel ashamed and should probably be taken outside and shot.