Destroy Every Copy of this "Film"

Rating: 1/10 (14 October 2007)

If you're looking for plot, serviceable acting, continuity, and general viewing satisfaction, you would be better off renting a copy of "The Garbage Pail Kids Movie." Poor Anthony LaPaglia. He is a fine actor and does not deserve to have any affiliation to this crap. The only explanation is that he agreed to star in this film to pay off drug and/or gambling debts. Either that or the producers have some seriously compromising pictures of him. Everybody involved in the making of Empire Records should spend the rest of their careers writing apology letters to every sucker (of which I am one) who had the misfortune of viewing such amateurish tripe. To anyone who actually enjoyed this "film", I pity you - seriously.