pronounced El-ee-see-yum

Rating: 4/10 (20 March 2015)

Apparently in the year one million A.D. or somewhere around the end of the 21st century Spanish-speaking people live in pigsties and they are nice considered people who care for each other. Even the Hispanic crooks are good, legit, decent people.
White people live in space in a building called Elisyun, which is Greek for "land of pricks". This space canoe is shaped like an old Chrysler logo, it looks like 'retro' style is still trendy in the future. The white pricks enjoy a life of luxury and of being pricks. White people are always arseholes no matter the age of the Universe. There's this white gal who looks like an old Gwyneth Paltrow that speaks French, so she's a real twit.
There are some non-whities in Elisynu but they are laborers, which is the lowest possible thing you can be in this imitation of Halo. The crème de la crème are always white folk and they work as investors. The President of this "habitat", as is always referred to, is Arab or something, but he's a little bit on the dumb side. White people are the ones with the intelligence and cunning to pull the strings. It seems the Arab president cares too much for human rights, even when the poor Spanish-speaking folks have none.
Back on hellhole Earth there's two white boys fighting: One is a good blonde boy who only wants to work, turn his life around and make jokes with/to robots, the other is an over-the-top really bad actor who never shaves and has a more unintelligible accent than Matthew McConaughey's. The first one was captured by nuns when he was a young lad, the other one although being a typical white prick, never bathes which is the director's way of telling us he's really really bad. It's interesting to note that when this ugly dude gets semi-killed and is reconstructed in a machine, the machine gives him a beard but not all the dirt he had all over his face.
Good blonde boy gets radioactive Ebola and needs to go to Ylisuem to get better, so they install some sewage pipes and cogs in him. Of course you are all dying you dummies, you perform surgeries in grease-filled Chicano rooms!
He arrives at Chrysler's UFO with some internet virus lodged in his brain. Up there he needs to log into his Facebook account and download the virus which is the only way to save Hispanic people. Perhaps I watched Independence Day or Oblivion? Because this exact same thing happens in those films. No, wait, in those films the baddies are non-white.
Old Gwyneth removes Arab guy from power. Dirty bearded bad actor kills old Gwyneth. Blonde dude explodes bad actor.
Good blonde guy saves Hispanic people, what could lead to the suspicion he's a good white guy, but don't be fooled, he's a prick too because all he wanted was to save himself from radioactive aids, saving Humanity was the only thing he could do because he was already kicking the bucket.
What the director didn't think through is that he gives away the ending by making old Gwyneth speak French: we know she's gonna be defeated.