A Real Shocker

Rating: 1/10 (9 January 2008)

I will try to get to 10 lines but cant see how I can keep typing the words dreadful, obscene etc.
In my opinion this is without doubt one of the worst films ever made, it is vile, its is puerile, it is disgusting and I only watched the first half hour, that was enough to have me in a state of life threatening nausea.
Is that 10 lines yet? Why this was made is a mystery, why it was ever released is a major concern.
I am certain that some people of a mentally retarded predicament would appreciate it but even then.
Inane,ridiculous,unfunny, childish, rotten, hackneyed, half the plot borrowed from the excellent film BIG, ban it.