Lackluster writing, mediocre acting, and simply not funny.

Rating: Null/10 (16 November 2003)

I'm pretty sure I'm simply too old now for anything but a decently written and executed film; neither quality is in abundant evidence in "Elf". I really don't mean to insult all of you who've found this movie to be entertaining, but; you are all really easily amused. This is simply not a funny movie. Anything which could be counted as a joke can be seen coming as if it was a flaming asteroid about to hit Earth. Will Ferrell is just not funny (not in this movie, anyway). James Caan walks through his lines, Mary Steenburgen really has no lines worth saying, and Bob Newhart's portrayal of an Elf who doesn't show too much emotion only drags things down even more. (MINOR SPOILERS) The story is inconsistent: Buddy's character has a particular reputation regarding his performance as a toymaker in the North Pole, but in Manhatten he displays the opposite qualities. James Caan wants Buddy out of his life forever, yet completely changes his mind moments later for some feeble reason given by his son: "Buddy was right" or some such nonsense.
There are a couple of laughs but out a whole professionally produced movie, they are not nearly enough to carry the day. Director Favereau has done far better work. What happened here isn't clear. One high point, though, is Zooey's lovely singing voice, especially during the credits with Leon Redbone.
Geez, I must sound like quite a Grinch, but if you've 12 or under and you've never seen anything else, perhaps this is a funny movie. "Elf" is is one Christmas present which needs to be returned for store credit.