The Worst of the Worst

Rating: 1/10 (22 May 2005)

This movie deserves to be burned with everything else that Will Ferrell touches. He should have remained inside the television set. Nothing, no one, could have saved this horrible, horrible film. How embarrassing! And poor James Caan looks like he's trapped in hell. I wanted to free him from this perversion of the human imagination.
Those who enjoy this rated G pornography might also enjoy "Evil Alien Conquerors" in addition to the entire Rob Schneider collection, although those cinematic mistakes are superior to "Elf." A note to the writer of this failure: you must build some kind of structure, using craft to establish verisimilitude, before you smash it all to bits.
1/2 out of 4 stars. Human waste.