all copies of this film should be burned

Rating: Null/10 (27 April 1999)

This film is without doubt the biggest exercise in misery and depression ever released on the small screen under the guise of comedy.It's intensely boring from start to, well I can't say finish because I sure as hell didn't stay that long,but if I caught the best bits this film ranks somewhere between waiting for a bus and talking to the elderly on a boredom scale.As soon as the overlong start finishes and you grasp the film is in black and white you begin to fear the worst.These fears are soon realised with the arrival on screen of Sarah'guaranteed to ruin anyones evening'Jessica Parker.(Incidently the only bit I liked in the film was where she's told she has a face like a horse).From here on in the film takes you to levels of boredom you didn't know existed. You're presented with a group of weirdo,depressing, loser, misfits who it seems are supposed to represent enthusiasm and idealism. For me this film lacks anything resembling humour and it annoys me that it was ever made, nay conceived.Unless you enjoy all things bleak in life and have particular appeal for the trials and tribulations of a cross dressing loser you won't enjoy this film.