127 wasted minutes

Rating: 2/10 (13 July 2005)

I actually wasted just over two hours of my time watching this movie and I want my two hours back. I think the people that rated this movie any higher than a 5 should all send me $1 to compensate for the time I wasted sitting through this tedious garbage. The only reason I sat through the entire film was because Johnny Depp is usually pretty good. This movie definitely proves that even a good actor can't save a bad movie. I don't know how this movie made it into the top 250, 20,000 people rated this movie a 6 or higher, I want some of what they were on when they watched this waste of perfectly good actors and film. I only hope I can save someone else the pain of having to sit through two hours of complete crap. Please don't waste your time! You've been warned!