Yay! Let's watch soldiers flee like cowards!

Rating: 3/10 (8 June 2018)

The Germans Won at Dunkirk! It was embarrassing loss for the Allies, mainly the British. Why would anybody make a film about an embarrassing British loss? Maybe a German director, but why would a British director want to portray such a masochistic loss? I don't like losing when I play video games. I don't like watching cowards run away. And some of the coward British soldiers called a fleeing French soldier a coward! And who let Harry Styles in this movie?! I had many reasons to avoid paying to see this in cinema! Glad I didn't waste money. Watching it on demand in hbo right now. It's very boring and laborious. One thing I know, don't get on a ship. And the dumb Brits rescuing Brit soldiers from water actually go BACK to the war! Without weapons! That's absurd! Be brave, but be smart, too! The Germans should've sent Straffing planes to kill the soldiers. Stuka only gets points like bridges and ships, but strafers get the infantry kills. This battle was an epic win for the Germans! Why would anybody make a film about this? Maybe a documentary, but a film? Again, this battle was a loss for the British. Making a film about a losing battle is risky. I guess if you're british and love England, you'll like it, but it's still a loss. Harry styles? I gave it a 3 stars because the cinematography and other Details are quality! But it's a very tedious and laborious film. I guess if you like the German side in this war, you'll like the movie, but you'll get bored, too! It would've been great if Joker and Batman and Bane came into the film. That would've made it entertaining. I'm Joking. As a history fanatic with this war, I already knew Dunkirk was unworthy for a film. And if you see the non stop retreating and cowering, you'll get bored, unless you love Seeing men retreat and show cowardice. I'm reiterating the same points, but that's what this film did. Reiterate a big allied loss scene by scene, minute by minute.