I also love Nolan, but I refuse to let that be a factor in my decision

Rating: 1/10 (30 July 2017)

The movie started like a good movie could've started. Very slow paced and didn't really give much. I really like beginnings like that though as it adds tension and mystique. But throughout the second half of the movie I thought I was seriously being pranked. I could only come to the conclusion that the cinema, the director or God (I'm an atheist) was pointing a camera at me and filming my facial reactions as the movie progressed to later laugh at it.
When you watch a movie made from Christopher Nolan, that has a stellar reputation of directing top 250 IMDb movies, you expect nothing less from Dunkirk. Instead Nolan took a 180 turn from what he has previously done, what he in my opinion is best at, and made this emotionless, insanely expensive and straight out lame movie, that I just was begging to end.
But the real and only reason I am writing this (went on to recover my password to write my first and only review) is because of all you guys calling this a "masterpiece". I just can't understand how this is happening again. First it was Gravity, and now Dunkirk.
It's like you fail to grasp the concept of a movie which, yes, is a great plus if made realistic, but it must contain some kind of PLOT. This movie had nothing remotely close to a plot, much less a twist, which naturally makes the movie dull, empty and simply not a movie but a documentary at best.
I'm guessing the next over-hyped movie will be filming a guy for a week doing absolutely nothing special, that barely talks and then let's also pointlessly mix up the time-line to make it extra confusing so you call it a masterpiece because it represents reality?
It's tiring guys. Firstly because you made me waste money, and also because you simply cannot move your a**es to look out the window if you now crave reality in it's purest form so much.
1/10 because of the hype
4/10 movie (for the effort and time it must have taken and because Nolan somehow managed to get this out into the public)
Jeez.