"Suck Me Sideways!"

Rating: Null/10 (18 April 2002)

Selling a dead bird to a blind kid? Opening a worm store? Crossing a bulldog with a shitsu to form a new dog, the bullshit? A cop drinking urine? Sounds crazy? Well it's just another normal day for Harry Dunne and Lloyd Christmas. The two are making their way to beautiful Aspen California, where to Harry's surprise, people have 2 skis, and to Lloyd's disbelief, people have actually landed on the moon! Their cross-country adventure begins to return a briefcase to beautiful Mary Swanson. The movie teaches you to be kind to you elders, orange and blue tuxedos are always in style, check the flushing ability of your toilet before you use it, 40 hour work weeks are absurd, and frost is not always a refreshing treat. Rent the movie that produced the best soundtrack ever, and meet these 2 witty guys. So move it or lose it sister and OWN this movie and you will soon find out that there is a Harry and Lloyd in all of us!