Dreadful, just dreadful

Rating: 1/10 (25 May 2009)

I managed to watch this all the way to the end, but had I not been stuck at home sick in bed, that would have never happened.
Good grief, the film grinds on endlessly with little or nothing really going on on screen. There's plenty 'o explosions and summary executions, but precious little plot or dialog. Just hours of meaningless - contextless - violence.
Scene after scene shows looooooooong closeups of Stieger or Coburn saying nothing, doing nothing, just standing there staring at somebody or other and maybe sweating a little, while this insipid bubblegum music played in the background. And then there were the utterly pointless flashbacks - I think there were FOUR of them, that added nothing to the plot save to drag things out even more.
It was a hackjob from beginning to end, as evidenced even by the title "Duck, You Sucker!" Yeah, real classy.