Suck with a little crap thrown in.

Rating: 1/10 (10 May 2001)

Oh good lord! The first movie I've seen in months and I feel like I need to baptize my eyes with fire just for seeing it. Folks, this is just about as bad as it gets. With a plot looser than Jenna Jameson and characters flatter than paper, this movie is the epitome of Hollywood trash. Everything about this movie scapes the bottom of the barrel in filmmaking and even just story telling. There is no clear antagonist, the closest thing to a developed main character is Pardue's part Jimmie Bly, but that's even a far cry from anything decent. The script sux, the directorialship sux, the acting sux, the editing sux. One of the only redeeming quality of this movie is that apparently Fiore (the cinematographer) was given a huge budget and free reign to "play" with his shots. Even he muffs this up by giving us all of his "money shots" about 20 times over apeice. The other redeeming quality (although this is kindof a double edged sword) is that they bought up enough songs to make a triple disc soundtrack. This, however, leads to three quarters of the movie being told through musical montages with little to no dialogue.
In summary, this movie isn't worth the pop and popcorn I ate while watching it. It's horrible and a total waste of Hollywood time and money. It's disappointing to see movies this bad get this much attention.