Well at least the hottie was truly hot

Rating: 1/10 (15 June 2008)

I am wondering what incredible dullard green-lighted this offense to films. Estella Warren's lipstick was hot. I think that Sly Stallone needs to go away. He has made a few good films (Copland, Lords of Flatbush) and a great one Rocky but the other 40 odd are varying degrees of crap. Estella Warren is smokingly hot.
The plot is spoiled jerk racer working for a scumbag owner and has a whiny scheming waste of flesh brother/agent. He needs some help so they dust off Sly. He was the best but for reasons unknown to all has stopped racing. He replaces some vacuous wanna be Zorro who happens to be married to ol' Sly's former squeeze played by the totally not hot Gina Gershon. Then throw in an evil Teuton with a wicked hot girlfriend who the jerk falls for. Then a contrived love triangle and Sly trying to find redemption, blah blah, blah. Some race scenes which are as believable as Rosanne Barr as a Bond girl.
Who on earth decided that Renny H. should ever direct after some of his notoriously putrid films like the long kiss good night. Have I mentioned that Estella Warren is what a hottie should be, soft hot red lips, killer bod and yummy. There are 2 saving graces to keep this crapfest from being the worst excrement committed to celluloid. 1. Estella Warren in a bathing suit 2. Estella Warren wearing lipstick in a bathing suit.