I wanted to melt into the seat!

Rating: 1/10 (5 May 2009)

The only way to describe this movie is that it look like 116 minutes composed of sixty-eight 2-minutes-long music video clips that have been randomly juxtasposed on to each other (or even more). I watched it with full attention in a movie theater, I could not believe what was happening in front of my eyes. It's not really a problem of suspension if disbelief, it's that it really has no purpose, no meaning and it seems that every actor is perfectly aware of that; as a result each performance is so flat and stereotyped that you could figure out the next line or the next scene (sudden and improbable gear-scalings included). the problem,differently from the fast and furious franchise, is that the movie takes itself seriously, thus not preventing you from asking yourself, "hey, director, "are you kidding me"? Avoid it. Now.