Terrible! Terrible! Terrible!

Rating: Null/10 (9 October 2011)

This piece of crap made "The Human Centipede" look like a legitimate film. I had heard great things about this being an "intelligent action" film. It was not. The crappy soundtrack/score and total lack of story and dialogue made it reminiscent of the worst of '80s action movies. i.e.- Stallone's "Cobra" and Schwarzenegger's "Raw Deal." The shame of this movie is that the immense talent of a great cast was wasted by Nicolas Winding Refn's ridiculous attempt at film noir. And seriously, Albert Brooks as the psychopathic mob boss? Does this egomaniac director have anybody who can look him in the eye and tell him he's making stupid choices? Do your self a favor and wait for someone to tie you down and tape your eyelids open before you watch this movie. Anybody that thinks this is a worthwhile movie is just a poser trying to come as bourgeois.