are you effin' kidding me with these bogus reviews?

Rating: 2/10 (19 September 2011)

I went into this expecting an action packed movie with lots of "drive", I was bitterly disappointed. These reviews that begin with glowing terms such as "Epic", "Masterpiece" & "Noir" (to the paid reviewers: get a dictionary, that doesn't mean 'sucks') are all complete BS, most of them appeared before the movie even released.
The movie has precious little driving and some of the slowest and most pointless dialog ever recorded. as I said, my expectations were high, but anyone that has suffered through this film will agree it's NOTHING like the trailer.
The only reason I gave it a 2 instead of a 1 is that the acting was decent (especially on the part of Albert Brooks), but the script couldn't have been more than a few paragraphs.
Sadly, the concept of a movie stunt-driver by day driving for heists by night was excellent... too bad that isn't what THIS movie was about.