Crap Crap Crap

Rating: 2/10 (27 September 2011)

Okay, I just saw this flaming pile of fail. I don't get what everyone is so excited about. The dialog is PATHETIC. My wife looked to me and said, "Autism, not just for handicapped people anymore".
Ryan G. is somewhere between a psychopath and moron.
The girl, who's name is as irrelevant as her character could have just as easily not been in the movie. She could have been replaced by a blow up plastic love doll and a tape recorder...with weak batteries.
Plot synopsis 1) Driver (fyi, that is the only name we get to know him by) is driver. He's like the Transporter from the movie, except 1/14th as interesting.
2) He goes home after job finds girl (see above) girl has boy, girl has husband in prison.
3) Driver wants to be a mechanic, or a Nascar Driver, or a criminal, or a Movie Stunt Driver...or maybe a space shuttle pilot? or President of Uganda, who knows.
3) Husband of girl gets out of jail, and he owes money to mafia guys. Drivers likes girl, so he helps husband.
4) Husband robs pawn shop and dies. Seems that he's been set up by mafia guys as a frame job and Husband gets dead'ed.
5) Driver gets even. Kills everyone. For a while, dressed in a stunt driver mask.
6) Driver gets killed, but lives, or something, driver drives off.
AS you can see this movie had some holes. The holes were as follows: a) Acting b) plot c) Script d) Casting e) failure to provide return receipts for those of us who purchased tickets to see.
If you go to this movie, drink a lot first. And when say a lot, I mean, copious amounts of hard liquor preferable Absenth or something in the 180 proof range.
God knows I wish I had!