mind blowingly terrible. Absolutely atrocious.

Rating: 1/10 (19 March 2012)

I made an account specifically to say how absolutely terrible this movie is.
Please do not see it.
Ever.
I have to write 10 lines of text about how bad this movie is in order to fulfill review requirements.
OK - 2d characters with no development, no dialogue to speak of, full of awkward long drawn out silences with no point attached to them, terrible terrible bad 80s synth music with the same singer...
Complete waste of Ryan Gosling and Ron Perlman.
God damnit what a bad movie.