As exciting as watching grass grow

Rating: 1/10 (8 November 2012)

A stuntman whose greatest skill besides driving is the emotionless staredown befriends his harlot neighbour and her fatherless spawn, the "baby daddy" being in prison. (To make matters more unrealistic, she's white instead of black). Meanwhile, the stuntman gets involved in some dealing too boring to remember. Mr. Ex-Con daddy soon comes out of jail and, surprise, the bug-eyed, swarthy fool involved with some bad dudes whom the stuntman knows. Because the stuntman has an entirely sexless interest in the at best average-looking single mother smurf girl thing, he tries to get the bad guys off the lovely "family's" back.
Nothing happens in this movie. The first half hour is a bunch of pseudo- '80s synthpop songs while the stuntman and the ugly single mother chick just stare at things. The stuntman's interactions with every other character consist of him staring. Just staring. Sometimes his mouth creaks an eight of an inch, I think it's supposed to look like a smile.
The film has a few violent scenes, but they come so randomly and you have to wait for them so long that you're asleep by the time they happen.
A totally pointless film that could've been edited down to forty minutes or so. See it if you enjoy watching ice melt.