The worst film ever?

Rating: 1/10 (2 February 2007)

Without a shadow of a doubt, this film will at least make future movie viewing more predictable, because I will never see a film as truly atrocious as this. A mixture of schmaltz, appalling acting and a truly bum numbing length, if this film were shown to prisoners of war, it would be considered torture. It does have the dubious honour of showing Jamie Foxx with an even more ridiculous hairstyle than the Lego man look he normally favours. In case readers feel I am being somehow biased due to my sex, I attended this film with a friend with a different chromasome mix to my own. She was REALLY rude about it.Please, ensure future films of this nature are only released with complimentary Prozac. I enjoyed the Orange mobile 'phone advert though. You have been warned.