This is what they show you to torture you in hell

Rating: 1/10 (20 April 2015)

I am not the kind of guy that throws around *1's too easily, really. This is probably the only title I ever rated this low, although there are probably worse movies out there (some of which I've already seen but appreciated the irony or at least the will to create something worth watching)
This movie however was borderline the most boring excuse of a movie I have ever watched. Period.
But I try not to be too biased reviewing this movie. Let's think about it objectively.
Story: An old gypsy woman asks a loan officer for a 3rd extension on her house and the soulless bitch refused, so naturally the old hag curses the Blondie - a demon will haunt her until he finally "drags her to hell". Her boyfriend does the horror-cliché "ghost don't exist" routine but follows her to a guy with a fake foreign accent spiritual-whatever who fake looks at his watch, like "oh, look at the time!" and when he turns to leave he subtly tells her, like "oh, by the way, you are f***ed". Then nothing happened, a little haunting, a little spitting blood, a little haunting, at a dinner she looses her mind over it, little haunting until she arrives at the final showdown with the spiritual-whatever and another spiritual-whatever-women with her son or I don't know. As you can guess, at the first quarter of the movie I wasn't too interested into the movie anymore. It was probably after the scene where the old gypsy women spewed CGI-spit on the "protagonist" at her own funeral. In the end she has to dig up the grave of the gypsy women and fight against the powerful corpse in the hole to find out her boyfriend found the button. Oh yes, the button which the gypsy women took from the Blondie and cursed it. Well, all said and done the women falls on the rail-tracks in a station and gets "dragged to hell".
The effects: Bad bad bad CGI. It wasn't bad enough to be entertaining again, it was more like "Anaconda"-style-CGI, back when they actually tried to make it look cool. It was ridiculous.
The characters and the acting: No likable characters, the protagonist keeps insisting she wasn't a bad person and kept blaming it on her manager when he said it was her decision to give the gypsy women an extension or not. The boyfriend is a bad sitcom-actor who really felt out of place. The spiritual-guy has never done a first-aid-curse in his life, which I thought was weird.
The conclusion: I get the irony, or at least I hope they tried to make it a comedy. Then I would at least honor the try. But I didn't laugh and I wasn't scared and the movie did NOT "drag me into it" like a movie is supposed to do. In fact I started writing on my phone and calling people what they are up to so I can do something to get my mind off of this garbage. Sometimes it seems it is harder to make a bad movie than a good one.