You'd be surprised what you'll do, when the Lamia comes for you.

Rating: 6/10 (23 October 2009)

I gave it a fair look, but the fact that it was nominated for a Teen Choice Award told me that I would have to be prepared for disappointment. How anyone would make a horror movie with a PG-13 rating is beyond comprehension. They must have good reasons, and I am anxious to see what they may be. I watched the unrated director's cut, but I have always found that to be a scam.
The Pork Queen (Alison Lohman) should know better that try and tackle old crones (Lorna Raver). They tend to get cranky and hate losing. Some garbage about shame. It must be a gypsy thing.
There are a lot of spooky noises and plenty of disgusting goop that teens love, but there is nothing that would give lovers of Raimi's earlier films any worry. This is strictly for the Twilight fan and not for serious lovers of horror.