Drag me to a vomit bag!

Rating: 1/10 (21 October 2009)

OK, so I love horror movies. Good ones, bad ones, all of them, but I have to say that this movie was completely and totally crap. If anything, the movie should have been marketed as a comedy, and it would have at least been half way decent. Any movie that has a talking demon goat, I don't care what anybody says, there is nothing scary about that. Plus, who has an anvil hanging from the ceiling in their garage that is conveniently there when the dead gypsy witch reappears? The basic plot line of the movie was good, and it had every potential to be a good movie, but it fell very short of the mark. The best actor in the whole movie was the dead gypsy woman, she at least showed passion of some kind, whether it was evil or not. Everybody else stared off into space with a blank look on their faces, occasionally whimpering they were scared. There were some visually pleasing moments of the movie that were slightly unnerving, but nothing that could have been classified as true horror. It only had a slight shock factor to it. I would only recommend seeing it to see some of the more amusing factors of the movie, but if you're looking for a good horror movie, stay away from this one, because it's frighteningly bad.