You call this a horror movie?!

Rating: 1/10 (21 April 2010)

If I could change the title of this film, it would be called "Dog terd on Toast" cause this has been one of the most horrible movies I've seen in a while. The special effects were corny, the acting was bad, and the main plot of the film is just pointless. Most of the scares in this film were like any other type of scare with the demon jumping out and going BOO!! This is also repeated over and over again in which gets really dumb after a while. (spoilers up ahead) The story is this, a young girl in her late 20's named Christine Brown is in the mist of a promotional challenge with another co-worker at a bank she works at.One day she is confronted by a estranged looking old woman named Mrs.Ganush who is in desperate need in an extension on her mortgage to stay out of being evicted. The real problem is that this is the third time she has done this, so Christine goes to her supervisor for some guidance. The supervisor gives her the choice of either extension or eviction, But with her brilliant blondish brain power, she chooses eviction. Once Mrs.Ganush gets the message, she starts to beg her on her knees(literally) for the extension. Mrs.Ganush then starts to act really weird as she is escorted out of the bank by authorities. Christine goes on throughout the day, wondering if she made the right decision(which of coarse, was not due to the trailer). As she gets in her car after work, she notices a very mad grandma in the back seat in which happens to be Mrs.Ganush. They immediately begin fighting( in which is tampered with a great deal of cgi) as the car swerves around in the parking lot(which has been done one too many times don't you think?). The fight ends up going to Mrs.Ganush as she lays down a curse upon Christine in which she has to encounter three days of hell before actually being dragged there(literally) for an eternity.
This is only the first ten minutes of the movie and it already had me thinking "why, why was this movie made in the first place?". That's just the first ten minutes of the film, but the last 30 minutes of the film are just the worst. The visual effects in this film were a complete letdown due to most of the film's scare sequences being repeated about a dozen times.The goat sequence was practically the worst of them all being the fact that the bastard was talking and the fact that it was the most used cgi sequence in the entire movie.
There is one scene in this film that completely foreshadowed the ending for me, it's not hard to figure out what it is since you are already given a hint in the beginning of the movie. This is the one thing that really ticks me off in a movie, when there is a certain scene in the film that foreshadows or ruins the ending, especially in horror movies.
The acting that took place behind all the visuals gave no justice what soever. A blond that has no sense and the everyday skeptical boyfriend whom only makes the situation worse by just being there in the first place whose dialog has been used once before in other horror movies.
Overall, this film was a huge failure in which the only thing that could have saved it would had been the director, Sam Raimi, whom is at the urge of dying in the industry due to the flopped Spider-man films and the goofy-but-used-too-much style of film-making that he only has to offer.Don't waste your time with this, watch something else or better yet, read a book and learn how to write something better than this terd.