drag me to help

Rating: 5/10 (21 January 2011)

After ages i sat down to watch a scary movie. so 'Drag Me to Hell', i chose. Blimey, i was in for a ride. it is a typical horror movie, everything is creepy as always. but also its funny.!
the old lady in the movie is one disgusting human being. numerous making out scenes with out protagonist Christine, did gross me out but what is a movie without lesbianism. The old lady named Ganush, tries to exchange fluids with Christine even she is dead, literally tries to eat her mouth when in a fight in the car, pukes in it a few odd times.. clearly tries to get on top of her when Christine come to visit her in the coffin which is well desperate and just not jolly. well it goes to the extent that Christine digs Ganush's grave and well obviously Ganush doesn't like it alone so she gets up from the grave and hugs her tight to take her down. well clearly an undertone..
Sam raimi has tried everything. demons, scary goat , killing kitten, eye in a cake, hell, cursed button, hairy Indians.! who knew buttons are your one way ticket to hell, for now thanks to raimi the Velcro industry will see many new buyers.
why is the lousy fortune teller always stereotyped as an Indian, and inflation has hit here too.. with his energy sensing powers the fortune teller robs the boyfriend blind. yes Mr Rham jas has awareness. so much so that he touches the hand finds the demon is cast upon the girl. and later instead of telling her to give the button to someone else, he asks for 10 grand for his lady friend who will risk her life for the girl and conveniently die afterward.
Christine in dire need of an exorcizer sells all her stuff to realize, she doesn't have even half the amount of stuff at her place.. so again the boyfriend burns a hole in his pocket for his promise to look out for her. well love might be involuntary and a tedious process for some, but Christine does kill all the birds with one arrow. Now the summoning takes place in the dark and candles (because of the ghost and demon penal code 145: they are only permitted in the dark.) ultimately results in death of the lady who summons the goat demon. (a talking goat, with big eyes ha-aha.) the idea of the perfect scare. even the psychedelic rabbit in Donnie Darko was scarier.
well in the end, its movie worth watching for its bitch fights and learning that fortune telling is a profitable business these days.