Direct to MST3K

Rating: 3/10 (3 June 2009)

I'm just baffled by all the great reviews here. I know I'm not a big horror fan, but my date was, and we both agreed that this was a cheesy, laughable movie, and not the least bit scary. The plot was so cliché and the music was so over the top foreshadowing, that there was no scare, just laughs when the (LOUD) punch came.
The best use of this movie is to wait for it to come out on DVD, watch it with friends and spend the whole time poking fun at it MST3K style. Even if you haven't seen it before, it is so cheesy and predictable that you can spoof it on the fly. I've never seen a more perfect MST3K movie.