Literally the worst movie ever

Rating: 1/10 (19 February 2010)

This movie, literally was the worst compilation of trash that I have ever seen. It made the Movie THEY look like a cinematic masterpiece. From the jump this movie was horrifying in all the wrong ways. There was a point in the movie in which I thought that not only was it horrible, it was also offensive to all five of my senses. The music and the acting, were actually the scariest parts of the "movie". However the worst part of this cinematic pile of crap, was that I will never get the time back that I wasted watching it, and that is something that will haunt me forever. Unlike the awesome half second cgi skulls or the 90 year old woman who apparently was some sort of Gypsi-Bad Ass that was able to put curses on ridiculous objects. I certainly I hope I never run into her or she will curse my belt buckle or possibly my tooth brush or maybe even a small piece of paper that was ripped from a receipt. Do yourself a favor and never watch this movie you will be disappointed and might find yourself a little dumber when it is all said and done.