when you see an anvil its all downhill from there

Rating: 1/10 (4 June 2010)

to start off what the f@#$? This was a bad movie from the start. Everything from the crazy old lady to the accepting boyfriend absolutely sucked. the only refreshing character was the palm reader who had a sweet beard. what the hell is going on with everything going straight to this girls mouth? the f@#$ing old lady started gumming the $hit out of her face and her eyes popped out and went right for the mouth. i am so flabbergasted. seriously speechless. but to continue with my spiel, this movie is down right awful. and why is Justin long so stupid in this movie? i was watching this movie with my friends and if he didn't know any better he probably would have thought i was the director and i would have been embarrassed! i felt sorry for the that kitty. this movie lost all credibility when the girl went into the shed like thing looking for things to sell, when she moves the jacket or whatever the hell that was the supposed dead old lady jumps out of f@#$ing nowhere and attacks her. But what was really amazing about this scene was that she had a perfectly placed anvil tied to rope above the old lady oh and she just so happened to cut the rope in one swing while she was deep throating an entire arm. oh and again what the f@## is up with everything going into her mouth? IM GONNA GET SOME! awful actor awful movie awful script what else? this movie got worse when the old lady died i was actually getting excited for a good movie, boy was i wrong! the only thing i could attempt to call creepy was all the f@#$ing faces popping up out of nowhere! lastly the most ridiculous scene was when they were sitting around the table and the spirit enters the lady, enters the goat, oh and now goats can talk. but what i really laughed my a$$ off about was when the mustache f@#$er started dancing like he was Irish or some $hit. the end.
PS. whats with trying to develop a side story about the girl's struggling weight problem as a child. oh and my favorite part was when she figured out her boyfriend had the button and off to hell for her.