Alison Lohman Drags Me to Heaven

Rating: 7/10 (28 August 2018)

I love Sam Raimi for the Evil Dead and the Spider-Man series and The Quick and the Dead and his special crown jewel The Gift but most of all for this movie and I hate Justin Long he plays the ultimate bad boyfriend probably because Justin Long has so much real life experience at being the ultimate bad boyfriend and I promise you Alison I'm really in love with you and I'll do anything to protect you Alison with all my heart and all my soul YOU are so, so beautiful and hot and adorable and sweet and smart and sexy and supercute and free spirited I neeeed Alison and she might not totally hate me too. I looove Alison but I'm scared of what might happen next. Alison Lohman's beautiful. This is one of my favorite modern day horror movies, Drag Me to Hell, and it is a movie and I love watching it over and over again because Alison drags me to heaven not hell. She's a monster star, as scary hot, and as super sweet and talented as they come, and I want to be with her, forever, and I'm awaiting her return, to movies.
DMtH is awesome, super creepy, funny in a goofy way and very underappreciated I love it. It's a cult horror classic that will stand the endless test of time because of that wicked ending plus it's patient storytelling and it's so well done plus Alison Lohman shines like a beautiful starlight of my soul. Oh my god I love Alison Lohman as much as any actress ever. I hate Justin Long, just kidding, I L.O.V.E. Alison Lohman, just not kidding, and if you don't love that then you can take your love and shove it, you can stick it where the sun don't shine. DMtH rules because of Alison, she's so sweet I didn't laugh once because I care for her so much. Alison deserves better.