Absolute Garbage........

Rating: 2/10 (20 June 2009)

First of all, I truly find it shocking that IMDb with so many movie goers with great taste, would give this sad excuse of a horror movie a 7.9. I truly fail to see the entertainment value of this movie. I laughed all throughout the movie due to its bad visual effects and poor acting. I don't know where to start.
The plot is good. It truly is promising, and is honestly why I decided to watch it. Sadly, it was only a good concept. The plot quickly decays into predictable plot twists and pathetic scares. I will not reveal any details, but I will say this: The ending is just.....wow.....
I would have no trouble comparing this garbage to "Epic Movie", "Meet The Spartans", and others. The only value I see in this movie is the concept. Somehow, though, they managed to butcher this. I dislike this movie mostly for what it could have been but wasn't.
Do not waste your money on this slop-fest.(Both figuratively and literally.) I laugh at the people that actually enjoyed it. If it wasn't for my girlfriend stopping me, I would have walked out of this crap by the 3rd time Mrs. Ganush frenched Christine. ( No, really!) Don't watch it.