Predictable and Clichéd

Rating: 1/10 (30 May 2009)

When I saw the preview for this movie, I thought it seemed interesting enough.
But no, the movie started for only 20 minutes and I figured out what was going to happen throughout the whole story. Guess what? I was right.
The movie is not scary, if that's what you were hoping for. It is only scary because the low then loud music they play every five minutes for supposed "suspense", will blast the living life out of your ears. The graphics are cartoonish, and it is more gore than actual fright. And that Mrs. Ganush lady sure liked sticking things in Christine's mouth, didn't she? And let's not forget the clichés. The skeptical boyfriend, the high-strung parents of the boyfriend, the being cursed by an old lady thing, the traitor co-worker, and the whole you think it's all okay but then the protagonist dies in the end unexpectedly, and when I mean unexpectedly, I mean you saw it coming if you have common sense. . Yes...she dies. DUH. The poster is actually a spoiler. That only happens in the end.
I watched this with my 11-year old sister and we both laughed hysterically at the "horror" scenes.
The end.