May we have more please!

Rating: 8/10 (4 June 2009)

He's back! And the PG-13 doesn't stop him! Funny, enjoyable from a dumb turn-off-your-mind level, yet totally mesmerizing as a visual storyteller from start to finish, Sam Raimi plays with your heartstrings like Itzhak Perlman on LSD! Uplifting music it ain't, but you're being toyed by a maestro! The story isn't original, but then neither was Martin Scorsese's The Last Temptation of Christ. What matters is the way Scorsese and Raimi (hey, that rhymes!) shoots and cuts, showing these dick-less sissies what it's like to be a brass balls director! (Kathryn Bigelow, you have a pair, and I mean that in a nice way!) Please, is there some kind of petition we can sign, DON'T bother with Spiderman 4, More! More! More! P.S. Lame box office even though the same public went in droves to see that emasculated THE HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT. It's a sure sign the end of the world is nigh! Am I making any sense? Never mind!