Idiotic and disgusting attempt at horror comedy

Rating: 1/10 (27 July 2012)

It seems I have to write 10 lines about this piece of garbage that some folks call cinema. Well, let's see what it contains.
A despicable killing of a baby pet. Totally unfunny scene, at least to humans.
Many, countless, vomiting scenes. I admit there is a sense of humor (sick in a puerile way) somewhere in there, but it's so shockingly disgusting that you might end up throwing up yourself. There is a lot, and I mean a lot of puke here, including a corpse vomiting in someone's mouth. Lovely, isn't it, and hilarious.
An old lady who puts a curse on the main character and gets pushed around all over the place. Yes, she was a nasty witch, but getting old people kicked around is in very poor taste. The parking lot scene is mind-blowing, you don't know whether to laugh or cringe.
In conclusion, this is a moronic attempt at comedy horror and a waste of time. There is nothing scary or suspenseful, no redeeming value whatsoever in this lame excuse for a movie. The whole jumping out at you for a scare is cheap and never leaves an impression. Try Alfred Hitchcock for a change, you might actually learn something about the real deal. Yes, the comparison is outrageous.