Drag Raimi to hell...

Rating: 1/10 (28 January 2010)

I have thankfully read other reviews here that prove to me that some people here (no doubt people not working for Ghost-house Pictures) still have taste in movies!...Be it horror, comedy or spoof films.
This turd of a film actually kept me up at night...to write this review! I registered on this site just to tell people to read the other reviews here that have 3 or less stars because they know what they're talking about!...Incompetent, machete-wielding sidekicks! Talking goats! 1-pound kitties who spur gallons of blood! The religious chick from "This is Henry Poole" posing as a medium who is chit out of luck against goat-demons! The idiot Indian medium who gives precious info by the drop in a life-or-death haunting! (the fact that he FIRST tells her of killing animals made me instantly guess she should give the stupid button to someone else and thus, he was purposefully holding out on her because the script had more "surprises" on the way) the 85-pound tombstone falling on her head (effectively knocking her out for 19 SECONDS!!)
Predictable, plot hole-ridden, student-film, lesbian-fantasizing, waste of good camera memory cards...Go rent Gremlins 2 instead...Have a laugh on us!