I am Donny Darko

Rating: 10/10 (10 March 2019)

I used to party with my friends till midnight then ride my bike from my home in the suburbs to the Gatineau mountains. One time I woke up on the road in the mountains and I laughed about it. Just like the opening scene in the movie. Frank was my imaginary friend. He was my six foot tall bunny rabbit. Frank was my friends brothers friend who I was crushing on at the time. This all happened thirty years ago.
I found tunnels under my university and I crawled in there and opened the water main and caused a flood. School was closed.
I used to sleep walk. One time I was awakened on the neighbors lawn. The man laughed at me.
At that time I found numbers written on my arm starting with 28 then hours then minutes.
Frank told me that the universe was going to be destroyed on that day and I would have to live alone with frank for ever. Or kill myself and save the world.
So I drove my little vw rabbit into the oncoming traffic (a giant Brougham) at 80 k.
I ended up really badly injured. Coma. Broken leg. Ruptured liver kidney and spleen.
And then these people started visiting me in the hospital. Nancy Juvonen and Richard Kelly. I told them my whole story and we were going to make a movie. I said all I wanted was 10%.
The loop group Steve and Edie were the supers in my building a few years later. The wife would always say "we stole your movie" then the husband would shush her up.
My psychiatrist used an expert to hypnotize me. I remember waking up yelling "orgasm orgasm" and clutching at my pants zipper.
So Nancy and Richard took notes and came back one day to have me sign all these papers which they led me to believe was my paperwork for my 10%.
So. Yes. It was paranoid schizophrenia. Nothing to do with time travel.
There are many more examples of how this movie is based on my life but my hands are tired from typing.
I am Donnie Darko. But I am a woman.