What this movie essentially breaks down to is "Drew Barrymore" executive producer. From here on out you're at fault.

Rating: Null/10 (30 March 2002)

What this movie essentially breaks down to is "Drew Barrymore" executive producer. From here on out you're at fault for renting or viewing this movie with that knowledge. Her talents for choosing a movie to produce may perhaps transcend in the field of utterly moronic, horrible writing and loosely tied together plot of this movie. The movie is the concoction of a after school screenwriter corp. given a hefty budget and a bag of weed, and my friends, the weed does not connotate anything deep or mildly abstract in the way of higher enlightenment. This movie is a montage of asinine one liners and badly tied together "hints". I literally felt as if someone had tapped into my spinal cord and drained out the bone marrow during the course of the "movie". This is a indi movie, my friends, yes, except no one told it, it had a mildly big budget, decent actors, and a mildly big budget bad script. Who is Richard Kelly related to, who lost the bet? Was this some sort of costly "what if" gag set askew by Drew Barrymore walking in mid joke and thinking it was a great idea? Did I mention Drew Barrymore attempt at being a serious actor is about as futile as Stephen Hawkings dunking on Shaq. The movie does have some highlights, though, I think we'll have to wait for a directors cut to see them, wait, no, Richard Kelly directed it also, nevermind. If someone tries to intrigue you into a conversation about how deep and original this movie is, know this person's gene pool has traces of urine, and or knows squat about movies. Though this one should really strike well for the high school Goth crowd who now have new variations on the word Dark (Darko) to work with. Finally the Crow costumes will stay in their closet for one Halloween. To everyone of you who met with the distaste of viewing this atrocity, join me in a minor class action suit, which will go towards helping Patrick Swayze get a decent role with whatever the minute settlement will amount to, and if there's anything left over, someone to slap some sense into Drew Barrymore that not all her characters are to be the same. It's not the same person different variable dollface.
to sum up, this movie was bad.