Dull Donnie Dorko

Rating: Null/10 (18 April 2003)

Donnie Darko is a film where nothing really happens and you wish you could travel back in time with the knowledge to avoid picking this excrutiatingly slow paced film at the video store. I had to apologise to my family for making them sit through it. It's the kind of movie that aspires to be something stranger and more intelligent than it actually is.

The plot? A guy has 'mental issues' and the concept of 'time travel' plays a role in his depressingly dull existence.