Kill them and eat them

Rating: 3/10 (24 September 2017)

First of all, if you haven't watched this film yet, don't. But if you won't listen to reason, and you think you might watch it despite my clear direction not to watch it, at least stop reading now and get out while you can because my review is full of spoilers and other useless comments.
I gave Don't Breathe three stars because (spoliler here) the cool blind badass dude shoots some fukcers. And he can smell a stranger's shoes in his house. And he has a cool dungeon. But then he gets all emo after he shoots the chick that killed his daughter. Waaa. Shut the eff up and shoot some more people, blind dude or I'm changing the channel.
Others have articulated the huge plot holes, like, how did he manage to get the chick into his dungeon without a proper staircase? Who knows, maybe he wasn't blind when he kidnapped her or maybe he has moments when he's not blind or maybe he's not blind at all and he's just stumbling around cuz he's clumsy. Iwas willing to look past all that because, you know, old scary house and the owner has a gun so let's to the action. Boy was I disappointed.
I think the thing that bothered me the most was, WTF - dude serves his country and goes blind, then this entitled white beeyatch steals his cash and we're supposed to say, "Oh thank god there's a happy ending."?
I wish he had effing plugged them all and eaten them. THAT would have been a happy ending. Blind dude and his dog kill the intruders and eat them, then we see that this has happened many times. Why can't filmmakers have some original ideas? It took me exactly one minute to think that up and type it. Boom. See it's not that hard. It's called Vision, dudes. I thought of it drunk so what's your excuse? Lazy filmmakers. You're worse than the lazy old people who live in my mom's boarding house.