I wanted to quit breathing while watching this "movie", the title is on point

Rating: 2/10 (4 June 2017)

There's really not much to add that hasn't been said by other reviewers. The only good thing that came out of this atrocity is surfing the reviews and reading Ikon66's. Really cracked me up (it's pretty accurate).
Gave it two stars (two stars too many) because I watched it with my date and the guy was charming. Nevertheless, it did kill the mood.