WTF. I waited 4 years to watch this!!!

Rating: 4/10 (9 February 2020)

First of all, I love Fede Alvarez. He made the evil dead remake - which I thought was brilliant... THIS however, was crap. Ugh. I waited SO long and was SO excited but it fatter right on my face!
Not to beat around the diarrhoea bush here BUT, This is a perfect example of "Here's the world, here's it's rules and here's the story.... although, the RULES of which this world is governed by maybe disregarded at a moments notice for story n sh/t".
Couldn't get past it. He has a dogs sense of smell for a plot point but then can't smell anything?
It's suggested that he has 'eco location' (or he can just see and it's all a lie) but only for like... once a whenever.
Oh, and EVERYBODY, E.E.R.Y.B.O.D.Y is an idiot.

There's lots I could say here, I just don't want to.
Love the premise, LOVE THE CAST (mostly. I've seen open house) but this was so full of holes that I am rather annoyed at myself for getting so excited for it.
Oh, and the "protagonists", the people we're supposed to route for, all horrible. No sympathy for any of them.
This is why I hate Christmas as an adult. It's my responsibility to give money to those who haven't earned it.