Don Don Don't you ever make a movie like this again.

Rating: 1/10 (4 January 2015)

I could try to find positives about this movie, but that would be the fakest/phoniest review ever.
First off, I'm sorry to say, and I might get hatred messages from teenagers, but if you pick an actor to play the role of a lady killer, a guy that sleeps with the absolute hottest girls right, left and center, you shouldn't get JGL. He is just not good looking enough in my books to look the part.
Second, what's this thing about Scarlett Johansson looking like a slut, but then she behaves like she would not have sex with the guy in weeks? Something is a little off about that character in my opinion.
Third. JGL's family is Italian. Why do Italians always speak with that fake and exaggerated accent in movies? Why are they always portrayed having lunch together while men wear white tank tops? Why does the father always speaks loud, watches football and seems incapable of helping around the house? And why do they always spend every Sunday at the church? Cause you see, I have met loads of Italians and I'm still to meet one that acts or looks like that in real life.
Fourh, who the hell is that older lady who spends the whole movie crying and just seems to look for a conversation with JGL anytime they come across each other, although they have nothing in common? oh waitthey actually get on really well.
I'll save myself the time to write points five, six, or seventy nine, cause seriously it won't matter. I simply have no idea who could watch this movie and feel like they had a good time. It's absolutely pointless, it's all over the place, and simply atrocious. If I were you, I'd watch the 24 news channel. It's way more entertaining.