Very little to say because very little happened.

Rating: 2/10 (10 March 2014)

I believe that the director taped an orgy for an hour, then divided the orgy into a series of clips in hopes of capitalizing off of the notion that "sex sells." My response: BOO! Tomatoes! And the genre being comedy was the only joke. I am a healthy 26 year old, and I fell asleep watching this in the middle of the day. Thanks for helping me catch up on my beauty rest Don Jon.
3 scenes ran on a loop: rating girls, one-night stands, and porn. GIVE ME SUBSTANCE! I have no qualms with movies about womanizers, as long as the movies have story lines. James Bond, Hitch, and even Austin Powers were womanizer movies that had story lines. Boogie Nights was based on porn and that also had a plot. This movie got it's IMDb rating from all the beautiful people and nudity, not for quality! I've seen episodes of Sesame Street with more quality! Back to the drawing board!