Don Fail Jon

Rating: 1/10 (3 October 2013)

Yes, we get it, a lot of our parents fell for it, good looking loser, works out a lot, watches porn a lot, masturbates a lot, spins stories of grandeur, goes through this one and that one, all the while they slowly get older, get poor and then wonder why they're at where they're at. Then they get debt to try and not look older poorer, like a well to do family, but in reality they continue to get older but now with debt, making them even more poor then before. The lucky ones don't end up with kids in that crap life at least, but the unlucky ones with the same crap life do, if not with more than one baby mama crap thing going on.
Jersey Shore was the show that killed them, and the like, just think of how many people ruined their lives trying to be a jersey buff knock off joke while the real jersey cast at least made some money off of the sap masses before they got cut to go fade out, but at least they faded a little bit better than the poor debt buff knock off masses that fade out with no fame, no education, no money, nothing really to remember, but oh yeah, nice once was body and tan, please
Sums it up for ya