See mighty ducks - but with dodge ball.

Rating: 7/10 (6 April 2011)

Great dumb comedy. Can any one argue with the hilarity of Justin Long taking repeated crotch shots from a wrench? No, no they can not. That man knows funny, and I hear tell is a very nice person on set (cute caterer told me). Also pirates, always good. More movies should have more pirates. Not in historically accurate roles of course, but more modern day people trying to be old timey pirates. On that note there should be less fat suits. Here is a short list of people who can pull off fat suits: 1.... and that is the end of the list. Sorry Ben, you are not on the list. In conclusion I would like to see more pirates, less fats suits, and Justin Long is a very nice person who is probably not allergic to peanuts.