Great Movie ... Thank you for not using the "Alternative Ending"

Rating: 10/10 (4 April 2008)

I think this movie is great. Very funny from start to finish, and just goes on and on with the farce humour. There were a few things that I felt went a bit to far. I mean, it was just too gross for me. Like the masturbating with a pizza. I mean, come on! Was that really necessary?
One thing that really really bugs me, is the so called "alternative ending" Where globo gym wins, and not "Average Joes." They wanted to do it that was because they wanted to tell us that you can try in life, but you don't always win.
OK, here's the problem with that. We know already! We don't need multimillionaire Hollywood celebrates telling us average Joe's and Josephine's that! We freaken know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So mister director guy, who had a problem making an ending that didn't depress us, nor one that pointed out the obvious that the average person doesn't always win, go make an independent movie or something to make a more "artistic" or "depressing" or "meaningful" movie. Hey you would have less of a budget, and make less money, but that's not what's important right?
Plus, the movie ends tightly. Brings in all lose ends. If you see it, you will know what I mean.
And, on top of which, the ending brought in Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris! He's freaken awesome! See the movie! The whole one! And ignore what the director says in the "alternative ending." It's better with a good ending, and just flat out better to end with Chuck Noriss anyways.