From uneventful to highly offensive in an hour and a half!

Rating: 1/10 (7 December 2004)

Dear Hollywood,
Is it THAT tremendously hard to make a movie wherein you have a bisexual character who is not a slut? This movie was utterly uneventful for the most part, and I almost didn't watch the last ten minutes. Morbid curiosity, much like one that makes one slow down and look over at car crashes, elicited me to watch.
Being bisexual, despite popular belief, does not mean one has two partners. I know, all of you in your corporate offices are probably shocked right now, thinking 'well, a bicycle has two wheels, doesn't that mean a bisexual has two partners?!' No, as a matter of fact, it doesn't. And as a bisexual in a loving manogamous relationship, I'm really starting to get p***ed off here. The movie would be better if the credits would have rolled right after "I TOLD you she was a lesbian!!"
Mr. Thurber, please go back to writing school.
Sincerely,
Someone with some taste.