What???

Rating: 1/10 (27 June 2004)

Wow. Now, I was 'forced' to see this for my best friend's kid brother's birthday. Several times, I tried to tear my hair out and screamed out in pain. This was the worst thing I've ever been through. It wasn't even funny in the 'it's so terrible it's almost amusing!' way. It was typical at every single turn. It was a factory-packaged movie, and it was disturbingly last-rate considering the budget they must have had for those amazing cameos (Chuck Norris, William Shatner, Lance Armstrong, whoever the hell else they mashed in...). And hey, the great characters! "I know! In order to round up our strikingly 'average' group of underdogs, we can have one guy that thinks he's a pirate! Ha! Isn't that great?!?" Just, no. I'm very confident saying that it was the worst movie I've ever seen. You people sicken me.